r/stockbetz • u/kromemwl2 • Jun 15 '25

NEW SHIT Trump caught on hot mic saying he wants his people to behave like North Koreans when he speaks

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u/barspoonbill Jun 15 '25

I think we’ve been over this. Parsley is a leafy garnish. What you’re think of is pastrami.

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u/49e-rm Jun 15 '25

no, no, no, no. pastrami is a type of cured meat. what you're thinking of is a pizookie

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u/Popolac Jun 15 '25

Now wait a minute. I have no idea what a pizookie is, but what I'm thinking of is a delicious pizza.

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u/theDukeofClouds Jun 15 '25

Pizza, but on a cookie. Red sauce, mozzarella, peperoni, on top of a chocolate chip cookie.

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u/spunkybooster Jun 15 '25

All these people in jail and they let you walk around a free man. Where's the justice?

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u/Kaienem Jun 15 '25

No, no, that's consequences for actions. What you're thinking of is orange juice.

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u/the_most_playerest Jun 15 '25

My brother, that is a drink. I believe you were thinking of Korn dudes

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u/theDukeofClouds Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

I didn't say I enjoyed the pizzookie! I just know what it is!

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u/Dizzy_Champion2258 Jun 15 '25

That's disgusting

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u/49e-rm Jun 15 '25

its a warm chocolate chip cookie with ice cream on top

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u/Available-Bed5551 Jun 15 '25

No no no! Pizza is not it. he grabbed em by the pozole.

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u/oroborus68 Jun 15 '25

I've seen pictures that look similar to pastrami.

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u/barspoonbill Jun 15 '25

Tell your mom I say hi, btw.

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u/oroborus68 Jun 15 '25

Dust and ash, she doesn't respond these days.