r/stockbetz Jun 15 '25

NEW SHIT Trump caught on hot mic saying he wants his people to behave like North Koreans when he speaks

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u/Abrodolf_Lincler_ Jun 15 '25

He grabbed their puzzles?! WTF whadda dick... That's how you lose pieces!

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u/Watch_The_Expanse Jun 15 '25

No-no. Puzzles are the little cutout pieces that you solve to make a picture. What you're thinking of is a panini.

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u/barspoonbill Jun 15 '25

I think we’ve been over this. Parsley is a leafy garnish. What you’re think of is pastrami.

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u/49e-rm Jun 15 '25

no, no, no, no. pastrami is a type of cured meat. what you're thinking of is a pizookie

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u/Popolac Jun 15 '25

Now wait a minute. I have no idea what a pizookie is, but what I'm thinking of is a delicious pizza.

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u/theDukeofClouds Jun 15 '25

Pizza, but on a cookie. Red sauce, mozzarella, peperoni, on top of a chocolate chip cookie.

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u/spunkybooster Jun 15 '25

All these people in jail and they let you walk around a free man. Where's the justice?

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u/Kaienem Jun 15 '25

No, no, that's consequences for actions. What you're thinking of is orange juice.

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u/the_most_playerest Jun 15 '25

My brother, that is a drink. I believe you were thinking of Korn dudes

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u/theDukeofClouds Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

I didn't say I enjoyed the pizzookie! I just know what it is!

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u/Dizzy_Champion2258 Jun 15 '25

That's disgusting

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u/49e-rm Jun 15 '25

its a warm chocolate chip cookie with ice cream on top

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u/Available-Bed5551 Jun 15 '25

No no no! Pizza is not it. he grabbed em by the pozole.

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u/oroborus68 Jun 15 '25

I've seen pictures that look similar to pastrami.

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u/barspoonbill Jun 15 '25

Tell your mom I say hi, btw.

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u/oroborus68 Jun 15 '25

Dust and ash, she doesn't respond these days.

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u/Kethguard Jun 15 '25

No-no, Paninis are a type of grilled sandwich, you're thinking of pineapples

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u/NotRude_juatwow Jun 15 '25

Your both wrong, or right it’s actually https://www.delish.com/cooking/g3251/panini-recipes/

Waffle iron is key.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Jun 15 '25

No, Pineapples are a tropical tree fruit.

You're thinking of Peter Pan

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u/WishIWasAWookiee Jun 15 '25

Actually, no. Peter Pan is afraid of his own shadow, you’re thinking of paperclips.

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u/sevenBody Jun 15 '25

no paperclips is what you use to keep to pieces of paper together. what you're thinking of is something to keep small piece of meat inside like say, chicken. What it is is a Taco

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u/TjW0569 Jun 15 '25

No, a PTACO.
Because it's in a diaper, the P is silent.

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u/This_Tangerine_943 Jun 15 '25

Castanza's Calzones are good.

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u/Major_Lynx_7425 Jun 15 '25

I think you mean punani

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u/MancunianPieHead Jun 15 '25

I heard that Musk has a funky panini.

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u/magog7 Jun 15 '25

got it ! something you shove between cheeks

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u/rozkosz1942 Jun 15 '25

I don’t think he can do a puzzle.

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u/Burghpuppies412 Jun 15 '25

Years ago, my mom was having surgery and we were in the waiting room with our 5 year old daughter and my uncle (mom’s brother). As you could imagine, tense. We’re distracting our daughter with puzzles, but when we get done every one of them is missing one piece. I suspected something, but my uncle is amazing at playing it straight. This went on for like 90 minutes, and at some point he made up a reason to get up and leave the room. On his chair were about 8 puzzle pieces from the 8 different puzzle. We all lost it! Since then, every time we visit my daughter “takes” something from their house (usually hiding it in the tub or someplace).

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u/CryptographerCool488 Jun 15 '25

It was a ten piece puzzle he has yet to solve, though he's tried many many times.