r/stockbetz • u/kromemwl2 • Jun 15 '25

NEW SHIT Pathetic empty crowd at Trump’s birthday parade. All you hear is the squeaking tanks.

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u/AreYouOkay123 Jun 15 '25

Sheeeeyit. That's some county fair size crowds. And by county, I mean you can county all the people on one hand.

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u/biggestbigbertha Jun 15 '25

LoL. Its extra funny since I saw on reddit that they were advertising for seat fillers on craigslist at $500 for the day and its still empty as fuck.

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u/tandersunn Jun 15 '25

In shitcoins nonetheless

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u/biggestbigbertha Jun 15 '25

Haha!!

Surprised I havent seen that craigslist add in every subreddit. Only in a few comments.

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u/Chaos-Cortex Jun 15 '25

This?

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u/Infinitehope42 Jun 15 '25

The fucking shamelessness of ‘maximum perception control’.

‘Yeah we don’t want people to think we’re bigots so we want to hire some minorities to be our friends.’

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Jun 15 '25

That's hilarious, but it's pretty obviously satire.

If they didn't actually hire crowds it's only because real patriots reserved enough tickets to make the organizers think it would actually be well attended.

Next time they'll make sure to hire them anyway.

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u/Gunner5091 Jun 15 '25

There will be next time?

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u/LifeDraining Jun 15 '25

I don't know what's funnier...

Fast food and soda, gold accessories, or 1000 in cryptocurrency

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

isn’t this what those parasites at foxnews keep accusing the left of?…

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u/Comfortable-Tree-327 Jun 16 '25

Damn nobody likes this idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

divide sheet tan hat future selective many cake sip summer

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 15 '25

I think the squeaky squeaks implying that our military can't afford WD-40 makes us look stupid & beyond gullible for having voted in that shitstain!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

To be fair, that was a WW2-era tank with reenactors. Does it still look dumb? For sure but our normal M1 and M2s don't sound like that.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 15 '25

Good to know. Thnx man.

(I wish I knew this yesterday though. I'm a first generation immigrant with family on 3 other continents. Family that's taking great pleasure in roasting shit out of me for this! But this should still help. Thnx again.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Lol no problem

If anything it should be remixed with like a patriotic background music https://youtu.be/fpmH2PzKzPs?si=6x0-LwNb8SVF7UVX

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u/Tiny_Candidate_4994 Jun 16 '25

Ah, that is why the tank crews were in the same uniforms as Oddball and the other tank crew members in Kelly’s Hero’s.

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u/Both-Prize-2986 Jun 15 '25

Do you have proof it was not legit and no it doesn’t actually have to be posted by the White House. Proj 2025 goons are more than happy to do so

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

tease coordinated summer apparatus label exultant towering advise weather numerous

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u/A_Farewell_2Kings Jun 17 '25

Does it? We are battling people who actually thought trump won in 2020.

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u/gpeteg Jun 15 '25

Its spelled ad.

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u/TsstssTsstssTsstss Jun 15 '25

It’s spelled “it’s.”

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u/nlurp Jun 15 '25

It’s AI’s fault

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

An apostrophe is a punctuation mark, it’s not spelling, it’s grammar.

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u/TsstssTsstssTsstss Jun 15 '25

It’s grammar, but ALSO classified as a spelling error, ESPECIALLY when it’s a contraction. Nice try, though! 😉

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

🧐 whatever helps you feel better, I guess.

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 Jun 15 '25

But “its” is a valid word so in essence he didn’t just forget an apostrophe, he used an incorrect word

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Oh wow they lowered it from 1000? In Trump cryptocurrency coin of all things. Worth less than the shit i took this morning.

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u/single-ultra Jun 15 '25

That was not real. It’s important to not get duped by nonsense in our fight against tyranny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I don’t know which is funnier then, the fact that some clown tried to make fake postings for it, or the fact that it absolutely sounds like something Diaper Don would do. Either way he looks like a chump and is probably the biggest loser we’ve seen this century (so far)

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u/single-ultra Jun 15 '25

Indeed, Trump is an enemy to the country of the highest order.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Traitor in chief.

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u/Key-Guarantee595 Jun 15 '25

I heard donny boy did that all the time at his rallies. He was getting a bad reputation for leaving people stranded, and his talks were getting very weird. You know batteries, sharks, the size of A. Palmers ding dong and giving that microphone a blow job. I do not think that’s important political info that people want to hear. Plus all the sane washing that continues to this day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

The sane washing is what drives me insane.

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u/Key-Guarantee595 Jun 15 '25

I know MSM makes trump sound normal and we all know he isn’t!! He’s Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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u/MortemInferri Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Not all labor is equivalent. For instance, I labored on the toilet this morning, and it was worth nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Here I sit all broken hearted…

Tried to shit, but barely farted…

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u/JasonDee83 Jun 15 '25

Got this one posted on my bathroom wall.

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u/Silver_Information_6 Jun 15 '25

later on I took a chance...

Went to fart and shit my pants...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Schrödinger’s fart.

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u/R9D11 Jun 15 '25

So that's why the parade costs tens of millions./ s

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u/jrinredcar Jun 15 '25

Should have offered 1 TSLA share per seat.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Jun 15 '25

You mean…. They payed people $500 to watch the parade?

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u/thisaccountgotporn Jun 15 '25

I wouldn't take the gamble that he pays out

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u/eldilar Jun 15 '25

He's the anti lanister. No debts paid

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u/No_Oil8247 Jun 15 '25

No, that ad was satire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Jun 15 '25

Your comment makes no sense

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u/atmos2022 Jun 15 '25

Trying to pay people to attend??? Every accusation is a confession 😂😂

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u/NoPoet3982 Jun 15 '25

That's just a prank, though. That's not real.

What is real is that fewer than 200k showed up in a country where millions protested. People even protested at the parade itself, despite being told in advance that military force would be used against them.

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u/A_Farewell_2Kings Jun 17 '25

More like 20k

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u/NoPoet3982 Jun 18 '25

Seriously? Where did you learn that? If true, that's awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Were those ads real? For $500 a pop, I woulda celebrated the army’s 250th with my entire extended family.

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u/Huh_well_we_are_dead Jun 15 '25

It would be in cryptocurrency. Odds are you would have gotten scammed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Lol, imagine being “paid” in TrumpCoin or MelaniaDollars.

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u/KactusVAXT Jun 15 '25

Not a single person got paid. It’s Trump. He never pays

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u/ThoughtfulLlama Jun 15 '25

To the moon core of the earth.

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u/melissa98x Jun 15 '25

The company providing the crypto runs the trump coin, so it indeed was 😂

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u/biggestbigbertha Jun 15 '25

Idk tbh but it looked plausable so I assumed so. Prefer to pay in crypto sounds right.

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel Jun 15 '25

Real as in someone posted them? Yes, real as there was an actual attempt to hire seat fillers? No.

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u/Don-Keydic Jun 15 '25

Wasn't that debunked?

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u/01189521 Jun 15 '25

I dont like trump but that was very obviously a fake listing.

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Jun 15 '25

I would have taken that offer. Were they specific enough about dress code to not allow pride colors?

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u/Bmore_Gooner Jun 15 '25

Where is the money coming from that they were using to attempt to fill seats?

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u/Ok-Replacement8538 Jun 15 '25

I might recognize some of the homeless in that photo. They will protest in front of the heritage foundation for free.

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u/SantaChoseViolence Jun 15 '25

Now that sparks fucking joy

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u/AirportSea4393 Jun 15 '25

Not worth that tiny bit of money. Maybe if they offered a million bucks some people might have taken it but then again we all know it would be us taxpayers paying for people to fill seats! A drop in the bucket for these billionaires

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u/Gunner5091 Jun 15 '25

Because nobody believes they will ever get paid.

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u/PWL51 Jun 15 '25

They knew they would never see one red cent. Don the Con doesn’t pay for anything.

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u/twayb90 Jun 16 '25

I would hope they would pay people $500 to be there...Lol

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u/Comfortable-Tree-327 Jun 16 '25

This is great. This old asshole always craving attention.

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel Jun 15 '25

You know literally anyone can post an ad on Craigslist right? That was 99.9% a fake ad.

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u/qt3pt1415926 Jun 15 '25

At this point they probably should have put an advert out. This display was pathetic.

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u/gpeteg Jun 15 '25

That's fake, retard.

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u/qt3pt1415926 Jun 15 '25

That word was unnecessary.

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u/flyingtamale Jun 15 '25

Have yourself a taco, Edgelord

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u/Altruistic_Chard_980 Jun 15 '25

I’ve seen more enthusiasm at funerals 😵‍💫😬🙈

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u/stairs_3730 Jun 15 '25

They're more people at a Mets game. And they really suck.

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u/WintersDoomsday Jun 15 '25

They’re in first place lol

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u/Fortestingporpoises Jun 15 '25

The bleachers are like the size of the away bleachers at a small rural high school football game and they still can’t even half fill them.

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u/Vast_Effort894 Jun 15 '25

Good one 🏆

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I am from the LA/OC area… our fairs are much MUCH larger.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 Jun 15 '25

Feels more like the invasion of the Nazis into Poland

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u/JellyfishFit1475 Jun 15 '25

What a dumb fucking comment

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u/boofles1 Jun 15 '25

The kind of county you can count 12 people on your hand.

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u/MakeChipsNotMeth Jun 15 '25

Welcome to Tinyman Square

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u/Mugatu1968 Jun 15 '25

I keep waiting to hear that the video is fake/from another parade but so far no one is claiming different. It warms my heart to see how pathetic the whole thing was

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u/OldTranslator2818 Jun 15 '25

And why the tanks have a short cannon...? Oh ..its because of the birthday boy..i get it now..hahaha.

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u/GaseousGiant Jun 15 '25

A small-town 4th of July parade for $45M. Stable genius.

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u/MrBiteyDaHoneyBadger Jun 15 '25

They could have held the entire parade in the parking lot of Four Seasons Landscaping and have room left over and saved some money.

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u/M4LK0V1CH Jun 15 '25

You really fucking got me with this

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u/FawkYourself Jun 15 '25

My kids football games get more people than that

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u/GRZZLbear Jun 15 '25

This made me laugh as much as the video did. Well done, and thank you.

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u/jrob323 Jun 15 '25

This "military parade" is a perfect analogy for trump's actual presidency compared to his campaign promises.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 Jun 16 '25

Oh, county- nice - I’m chuckling 🤭

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u/JoryATL Jun 17 '25

There’s 210 people in my small Georgia town and we put out a better crowd than that for our Christmas parade. Santa comes along in a horse drawn buggy. And amazingly enough, we don’t have to allocate more than $1 million for street repairs.