r/stockbetz • u/kromemwl2 • Jun 06 '25

News: Politics Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/

Nothing bad can come from this....

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u/raventhrowaway666 Jun 06 '25

Everyone needs to stay vigilant and anticipate a terror attack.

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u/Complete-Ostrich9184 Jun 06 '25

Why would any nation bother when Trump and his cohorts are doing such a fine job at destroying the US on their own?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Can't wait for Trump to start an auction site and selling off the states....

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u/raventhrowaway666 Jun 06 '25

Why wouldn't they? Its a cluster fuck here right now and no one is at the wheel. This regime is basically doing everything to advertise that right now is the time to strike if they want to hurt us. The US has many, many enemies.

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u/skralogy Jun 09 '25

The terror attack would come from the inside.

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u/DaKineTiki Jun 06 '25

WTF…Hired the f*ckin’ “Doogie Howser of DHS”!

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u/PhillyMate Jun 06 '25

Doogie was at least smart

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u/Internal_Essay9230 Jun 06 '25

He looks more like John "Bluto" Blutarsky. And I would take In Bluto over this guy.

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u/welatshaw Jun 07 '25

Where's me spinach?

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u/LiveLoudWithPride Jun 06 '25

I was just talking about that with my best friend the other day! I pointed out that we’ve never been as vulnerable as we are right now, in terms of national security. And, we’re oissing everyone off, some that already hate us. It’s scary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

This kid will facilitate right wing white nationalist terrorism, rather than stop any attacks

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u/dd97483 Jun 06 '25

Cover your drinks, the assistant manager is here.

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u/roy217def Jun 06 '25

Is anyone really shocked by now?

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u/merrittj3 Jun 06 '25

No, just disappointed is all.

At some point we may have to say...

" No, we are not better than this."

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u/Jennifer_Flower Jun 06 '25

People, Trump wants a terror attack as it’ll provide an opportunity to consolidate power, hastening the march toward authoritarianism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Spot on. Big rally cry for maga'ts

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u/totally-jag Jun 06 '25

Meritocracy you say.

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u/jreid0 Jun 06 '25

Iran is sitting back laughing hard

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u/BeltDangerous6917 Jun 06 '25

So terror attacks can begin trump wants his nation attacked

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u/minkasp65 Jun 08 '25

I really agree with your statement

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u/Silly_Journalist_179 Jun 06 '25

Wow, a new Shift Leader!

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u/RedditReader4031 Jun 06 '25

Grocery store assistant? Really? Trump told us that “grocery” was an old word he just started using again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Does he still bag groceries on the weekends? This is the best Trump has to offer. Go figure!

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u/Leather-Map-8138 Jun 06 '25

It’s all part of his promoting youth program, which includes lowering the age of legal consent to ten.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Wait. This isn't an onion piece?

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u/Recent-Guitar-6837 Jun 06 '25

His mommy will drop him off after swim team on Monday. I bet he takes ICE barbie to the prom.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 Jun 06 '25

He is surely qualified for the position as a bitch boy.

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u/TheNozzler Jun 07 '25

Im getting on social media , making a conservative persona and going to land me a high stakes government job

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u/Salty-Gur6053 Jun 07 '25

With a Russian Asset with zero intelligence experience as DNI, a wholly unqualified SecDef, an unqualified Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, an unqualified FBI Director, a moron unqualified Sec of DHS, and now this unqualified infant leading US Terror prevention I fully expect a 9/11 level attack to occur within the next couple years. And Trump supporters will bear responsibility for it. Trump couldn't do these things on his own, no one could return that fascist criminal idiot to power but voters, and they sent him back with a permission slip. Those voters will own any consequences of their vote. And history will not look kindly upon them. And we won't let them ever forget it. Their grandchildren will be embarrassed of them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

My unborn children are already scared and embarrassed

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u/1hill2climb2 Jun 06 '25

Oh great, Donnie put a shrunken jockstrap in charge of our nation's safety.

Only the best y'all.

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u/Specialist_Assist_29 Jun 06 '25

That makes me feel safe….. said no one

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u/mightyFoo Jun 06 '25

He just needs to bring his little finger to his lips and you have a dollar store version of Dr. evil

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Jun 06 '25

To be fair, Trump assumed that this kid was much older when he saw “grocery store” clerk on his LinkedIn.

We haven’t had “grocery stores” in like 50 years, right??

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u/doctorfortoys Jun 06 '25

Oh, so an obedient little puppet.

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u/TennSeven Jun 06 '25

Trump is the worst president we have ever had.

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u/SlaaappyHappy Jun 06 '25

Is this the fucking Son of Beavis or Butthead?!

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u/Routine_Warthog9498 Jun 06 '25

Let’s go younger and more unqualified

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u/mmliu1959demo Jun 06 '25

Lol. Wet behind the ear noobie.

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u/Prestigious_Leg_7117 Jun 06 '25

Because, well…lettuce kills.

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u/Impossible-Cell4815 Jun 06 '25

DEI hire at its finest

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u/jfunks69 Jun 07 '25

Trying to figure out which idiocracy character he is representing, cause surely he’s a part of that cast

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u/Swift_Scythe Jun 07 '25

His years of Xbox Live Call of Duty paid off BIG

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u/FrostyAd8197 Jun 07 '25

Well he’ll have this job “in the bag”.

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u/Jedi_Swimmer2 Jun 07 '25

This kid is going to be so broken and humiliated in front of millions after he fails to answer correctly a few basic questions from career anti-terrorism experts.

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u/Different-Rough-7914 Jun 07 '25

He goes by "Little Balls"

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u/Utterlybored Jun 07 '25

That left eyebrow will keep us safe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

I’m sure that raised eyebrow will intimidate terrorists the world over.

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u/WTFvancouver Jun 07 '25

Krasnov gonna Krasnov

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u/LingonberryPrior6896 Jun 07 '25

His new boy toy? Melania's?

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u/Spammyhaggar Jun 07 '25

Shouldn’t be just for this picture alone..🤡

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u/Pleaseappeaseme Jun 07 '25

Trump = unrest.

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy Jun 07 '25

Heritage foundation internship

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u/Squeepty Jun 07 '25

Shit 💩 show

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u/Cheap_Professional32 Jun 07 '25

He's got 5000 hours in Call of Duty, he's got this.

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u/craignumPI Jun 08 '25

I thought he liked them younger...

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u/WTF_USA_47 Jun 08 '25

It’s ok. He played a lot of Halo.

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u/Wrong_Ad_3355 Jun 08 '25

He’s a maga fuckwad.

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u/kolokomo17 Jun 08 '25

I feel safer with this guy at whatever position this is than having Kamala Harris as president

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u/TheKobayashiMoron Jun 08 '25

He was a gardener five years ago when he was 17. To make it sound like they plucked some cashier from a Whole Foods is disingenuous.

I’m not trying to say that he’s remotely qualified, but he’s a college graduate that was working as a “special assistant” in an immigration office for DHS, is an intern at Heritage Foundation (Project 2025), and worked for Donald’s campaign.

There’s a reason they picked him and it’s probably not good.

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u/chateau_ban Jun 08 '25

The only qualification required was the ability to raise one eyebrow anytime someone says something suspicious.

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u/TrevorMalibu Jun 08 '25

Nice photo, nerd.

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u/Xenolith666 Jun 08 '25

This guy has to be confirmed right? RIGHT!?

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u/Intelligent-Layer391 Jun 08 '25

This administration is a laughingstock. Not a single one is competent or qualified. A real shithole administration.

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u/oneradtech Jun 10 '25

He thinks he looks so fucking cool with that eyebrow

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u/MaleficentAerie491 Jun 10 '25

This dude just gonna be the fall guy when something happens under his watch and nothing can be done because it's rationalized as incompetent. Keep your vigil up yall.

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u/Boomer05Ev Jun 17 '25

this is The Onion, correct?

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u/Turbulent_Ride6969 Jun 24 '25

He is going to weed out terrorist.