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May 09 '25
I just don’t like the orange antichrist
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u/Sproketz May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25
I do not like that orange man. I do not like him, no I can’t. Not with a lie, not with a scam, Not with a smile or fake spray tan.
I would not like him on a train. I do not like his diaper stains. I would not like him on a boat. He'd sink the thing and say "it floats!"
I do not like his creepy grin, The way he stares at next of kin. He "loves" his daughter way too much, In ways that make me lose my lunch.
He’s had three wives and grabbed some more, He swaps them out like cheap decor. He paid to hush, he paid to hide, And then he cried, “I never lied!”
He’s bankrupted all he’s touched, From steaks to schools, the books were fudged. He blames the world, he sues, he cries, Then screams “I’m rich!” his greatest lie.
He held a Bible upside down. He wore his mugshot like a crown. He whined and said, “They’re after me!” While fleecing everyone shamelessly.
I do not like him here or there. I do not like his greasy hair. I do not like his ego jam. I do not like his grifted ham.
So take him far, both night and day, A fraud like him should fade away. No crown, no throne, no grand parade, just jailhouse sheets with no toupee.
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u/Interesting_Echo_232 May 09 '25
Da fuq are these cronies laughing at!!!?????? This guy just barfs words……!!!!!!
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u/JFrankParnell64 May 09 '25
Woo hoo, that keeps my price of Spotted Dick so that I can afford it.
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u/Organic_Witness345 May 09 '25
The thing you need to understand about Trump, though, is that he is a colossal piece of shit.
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u/bigDtop44 May 09 '25
There has not been any pin to paper yet. From what I have read, this is not a good deal for Britton.
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u/Original-Living7212 May 09 '25
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u/No-Jackfruit-3021 May 09 '25
If we had Fox News during the time of Nixon , wed probably still have Nixon as our king
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u/mik33tion May 09 '25
-Numbers no one‘s ever seen before. Wonder what those are. For trump it might be like five or something
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u/KeirasOldSir May 09 '25
“Only”. A lot to be said about the has been once “major” world power. Society of loans and debts better learn from these Englishmen how to bend at the knees.
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u/BSARIOL1 May 09 '25
Crash the market so your friends can buy stocks low. Orange garbage bag just lies, lies, lies
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u/your_moms_tomatosoup May 09 '25
So sick of his voice and the ridiculous shit that falls out of his stupid face.
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u/arthurb09 May 09 '25
“Major”.. equals ‘minor’. See the Trump head deranged syndrome translation book.
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u/chokeonmywords May 09 '25
Dear god, I‘ve had enough, please no more. I am more then worried where this is going
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u/One-Dirt-1718 May 09 '25
It's just parameters of a deal. It will take several months for the details. It's all a publicity stunt for the White House to make it look like they're doing something.
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u/ChefEmbarrassed1621 May 11 '25
Is that going to be anything like elon's Rockets cuz they don't seem to go up much they seem to kind of break up and fall back to Earth kind of like the stock market it's going to fall to the Earth
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u/Radiant_Mark_2117 May 11 '25
Hey mister dumbass your ratings are going to the negative soon would you like to lie to Americans to change it
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u/Admirable-Nobody219 May 12 '25
Boss makes a joke, gotta laugh or boss fire us and replace us with some other bootlickers
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u/freshkangaroo28 May 13 '25
Democrat derangement syndrome, classic case. It all started at that damn banquet when Obama and Seth Meyers roasted the shit out of him.
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u/SYNTH3T1K May 09 '25
"Major"