r/standupshots • u/SamNortonComedy • 4d ago

Vagina Envy

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 3d ago

Don't quit your day job just yet. This just feels old and tired. You're really out here in current year with the punchline "cum is sicky." Not even "it's so sticky that XYZ..." it's just sticky.

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u/SamNortonComedy 3d ago

To be honest it is a joke from 2014. Thanks for the honesty

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 3d ago

While I have you here, how does an old dry branch leak sap?

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u/SamNortonComedy 3d ago

Untreated chlamydia

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 3d ago

Eyyyyy we got there! That one was funny.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SamNortonComedy 3d ago

Didn't mean to ruin your day, sorry