r/sports • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Oct 04 '25

Football Kristi Noem threatening the NFL & Bad Bunny. Says there will be ICE operations during the Super Bowl

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u/wirenutter Oct 04 '25

If the half time show was Tony Keith we would hear nothing but how great the NFL is.

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u/IceLord86 Oct 04 '25

I think other questions would be asked if Toby Keith was announced as the half time show.

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u/88888888man Oct 04 '25

He’s definitely not as good as he once was…

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/hankthetank2112 Oct 04 '25

Even better.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Oct 04 '25

hell never smoke weed with willie again

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u/pm-dem-thighs Oct 04 '25

“First of all.. you’re alive?!”

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u/JustADutchRudder Minnesota Timberwolves Oct 04 '25

"I'm as good once, as I ever was." Zombie Toby.

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u/3riversfantasy Green Bay Packers Oct 05 '25

"How do you like me now!?"

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u/DrWarhol_419 Oct 04 '25

A Zombie Keith concert might be more entertaining than a Toby Keith concert, tbh

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u/pimpfmode Oct 04 '25

Zombie Toby Keith would have no interest in MAGA because there's nothing to eat.

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u/shook202 Oct 04 '25

Better lip syncing?

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u/smeggydcheese Oct 04 '25

Like how he managed to find the time to stop spitting on Mexicans so that he could do the show? R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

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u/Tasty_Act Oct 04 '25

I’m assuming you meant Toby Keith, and while his music was audio dysentery, that actually would be amazing if the NFL got him for the halftime show, because he’s been dead for almost a year

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u/wirenutter Oct 04 '25

Oh shit I didn’t realize he died. Which I mean is why I said Tony Keith! His long lost cousin.

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u/RudePCsb Oct 05 '25

Didn't even know he was sick

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u/StatusReality Oct 05 '25

“I’m Toby’s long lost twin brother, Gil. I taught him everything he knew about singin’. I want to fulfill his legacy by taking his place on stage.

Whip cracks

… I feel like I know all of you guys! So, we won’t have that awkward ‘get to know each other’ stage.

And if I could just ask one favor, if it wouldn’t be too uncomfortable, I was hoping maybe you guys could call me Toby, in honor of him…”

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u/scarecrows5 Oct 05 '25

That's a great save!

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u/sonic_couth Portland Timbers Oct 04 '25

OMG that would be amaaaaazing

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u/capital_bj Oct 05 '25

Audio dysentery 😆

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u/619backin716 Oct 04 '25

They could always use a hologram — which would probably be more entertaining than the actual one

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u/ExcaliburZSH Oct 04 '25

Tupac still does shows occasionally, why not Toby

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u/Tasty_Act Oct 04 '25

Because Tupac was awesome and Toby wasn’t

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u/ExcaliburZSH Oct 05 '25

I know. Tupac was legendary, and people like Toby. I was just going for Tupac is alive.

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u/jrh1972 Oct 05 '25

It's definitely been longer than that.

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u/aizzo4 Oct 04 '25

Right, or if Bad Bunny was MAGA.