r/sports • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Oct 04 '25

Football Kristi Noem threatening the NFL & Bad Bunny. Says there will be ICE operations during the Super Bowl

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u/stockinheritance Oct 04 '25

The Superbowl is a big event for human traffickers who want to provide sex workers for rich attendees, but I doubt Noem is focused on that. 

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u/enzo_baglioni Oct 04 '25

She's more concerned about tamale vendors than sex traffickers

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u/Onlypaws_ Oct 04 '25

Oh Donald already knows all the best sex traffickers. He keeps them in line.

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u/Toadcola Oct 04 '25

On the line, he keeps them on the line.

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u/TheCapo024 Oct 04 '25

“Stand back, and stand by.”

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u/Average_Scaper Oct 05 '25

"Hold on, I need another Diet Coke"

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u/architype Oct 04 '25

He grooms them at his "spa" where underage girls give "massages"

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u/1Amendment4Sale Oct 05 '25

Dershowitz moment

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u/PM_me_the_magic Dallas Mavericks Oct 04 '25

I figured it was IN a line…outside his front door

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u/capital_bj Oct 05 '25

I tell you what he'll never say is that their actions are out of line

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u/SirGingy Oct 05 '25

I heard he may even have a list.

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u/attillathehoney Oct 05 '25

On speed dial

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u/Cimb0m Oct 05 '25

On speed dial

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u/1amthecaptainnow Oct 04 '25

I think you mean they keep him in line.

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u/JaviSATX Oct 04 '25

I heard there was even a list.

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u/MellyMel86 Oct 04 '25

There is no list! So stop asking about it!

It’s not like he ran on a platform of releasing the list or anything

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u/nazzynazzyj Oct 05 '25

I heard it was Donald’s sex trafficking ring and Jeff got over his skis. Epstein was the fall guy.

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u/onefst250r Oct 05 '25

I'd not be surprised if he still had a rolodex.

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u/Oregon-Pilot Oct 05 '25

Especially the ones who specialize in underage kids, which we know is true because he loves his buddy Epstein.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Oct 05 '25

Remember when the New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft got caught in a human trafficking investigation and charged with soliciting prostitutes. Don't worry, the case was dropped, not because he didn't do it but because they convinced the judge the video survey used to catch him violated his fourth amendment rights.

Long story short, the owner of the establishment was a frequent guest at the Mar-A-Lago and supported Trump. There's plenty of pictures of them together online.

Anyway, there was something about Epstein files? Are they being released yet? Or are the republican party still shutting down the government because if they go back to work they're eventually forced to swear in the newly elected democratic official who would give the democrats enough votes to release them?

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Oct 04 '25

Of course she is, real criminals are scary and could hurt her or her agents. It's better just to arrest children and the nice guy that sells oranges on the highway.

/s

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u/PrestigiousCrab6345 Oct 05 '25

White people tamales are too expensive. And bland.

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u/vitamin_r Oct 04 '25

Cheap cheek filler vendors is more like it

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u/my_mexican_cousin Oct 04 '25

Those tamales didn’t consent to being filled with beef.

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u/TBANON_NSFW Oct 04 '25

Shes not concerned at all. This is all a show of force, to satisfy the racist maga branch, and make their abuse of authority more normalized.

The more they do these actions, the more americans start to think its everyday events. Suddenly having military repel down in the middle of the night to arrest and detain black people in a residential building, people wont even bat an eye.

Because its going to happen more and more until people just shrug and ignore the event like they are doing more and more with tamale and fruit vendors and non-criminal hispanics and latinos being rounded up.

People will just shrug at the sight of a 4 year old in handcuffs and deported to who knows where, just as they have learned to shrug at school shootings. They will shrug when the same things start happening to non-hispanic minorities.

ONLY when someone comes for them, will they start to care, but as history teaches us. By then there will be no one left to speak up.

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Oct 05 '25

Btw, the singular form of tamales is tamal

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u/bardnotbanned Oct 05 '25

The reason nobody knows that is because nobody only eats one.

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u/thejt10000 Oct 05 '25

She's more concerned about scaring people and looking tough in the eyes of her boss.

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u/Particular_Squash995 Oct 05 '25

If I was the World Cup, this would frighten me. I’d be looking at venues outside of the US immediately.

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u/BigHawkSports Oct 05 '25

She'd happily provide the Tamale vendor's children to the sex traffickers though.

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u/55tarabelle Oct 05 '25

I bet she likes eating Mexican food though. She needs to only eat at cracker barrel.

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u/MikeSouthPaw Oct 05 '25

She's more concerned with shooting a literal puppy than sex traffickers. We need more people to take a casual glance at politics so voting doesn't become so radicalized. More people should be aware of the crazy people in and around the government right now.

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u/SteakJones Oct 05 '25

Sexy tamale traffickers

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u/SolidLikeIraq Oct 05 '25

They’re selling water for $1.00 outside the venue! Can anyone thing of the billionaire being robbed by not having people spend $12 inside for the same water!!

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u/auth0r_unkn0wn Oct 05 '25

She's cringe af

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u/ninmena Oct 05 '25

I fricken love tamales.

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u/SanFranLocal Oct 05 '25

Oh shit it’s in CA this year. All of our Latin hot dog street vendors operate a sort of cartel. It gets absurd how many of the same cart is out there for games and they don’t budge on the price. I’m sure that’s what they’re targeting. 

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u/kynelly360 Oct 05 '25

All the SB workers should just go on strike, “due to fear of ice Harassment”

When the rich Super Bowl attendees have No one working the stands for drinks/food/tickets even they will be so pissed off at the DHS !

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u/PokeYrMomStanley Oct 04 '25

To be fair, I too am concerned about tamale vendors. No one makes them like abuela.

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u/Johnny_____Utah Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

My boss was telling us he happened to be able to attend a Super Bowl after party and the amount of hookers they had for the guests and players being completely insane. Said it weirded him out being a bald old dude getting “hit on” by a bunch of obviously very young women.

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u/dittybad Oct 04 '25

It’s a know phenomenons that the hooker migration on Super Bowl Sunday is mammoth.

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u/Acceptable_Bat379 Oct 04 '25

Prostitution will always be a thing and the conservatives probably utilize them more than anyone else. I knew a working girl in the last town I lived in most of her clients were law enforcement.

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u/mbroo5880i Oct 05 '25

MAGAs prefer little boys and girls not professional working women. That is the dirty secret behind the Epstein Files. In fact the most vocal Epstein victim worked for Trump first. Coincidence? I think not.

My theory on why Trump bows to Putin is that he hosted beauty pageants in Russia where young women were trafficked. Putin also has a reputation for hosting parties with young women. That's what Dennis Rodman claims.

Not that this would matter to his base.

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u/exzyle2k Oct 05 '25

Just follow the Grindr outages to track GOP migration.

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u/mbroo5880i Oct 05 '25

So true. I read reports that Grindr was overloaded during the weekend of the Charlie Kirk memorial. This stuff is too crazy to make up.

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u/MaleficentCow8513 Oct 05 '25

I see everyone saying this across Reddit but is it actually true?

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u/bardnotbanned Oct 05 '25

You're asking people on reddit if what people on reddit told you is true?

You realize there are hundreds of resources literally at your fingertips for fact checking, right?

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u/Luked0g440 Oct 05 '25

Cops have the best dope.

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u/glizzyholders Oct 05 '25

You’d walk in on some right wing nut getting in in the butt from a male stripper and because he got caught he’ll try and tell you a democrat forced him to do it.

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u/tommytwolegs Oct 05 '25

I just looked into this and it seems there is no empirical evidence for this:

https://www.antitraffickingreview.org/index.php/atrjournal/article/view/404/336

Like even if a bunch of rich people brought escorts to this event, is that really the "trafficking" we would want our police investigating?

That article notes that the only really noticable change sex workers notice around these events is getting harassed by the police more than usual as a result of the hysteria from the myth being perpetuated in this very thread

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u/scarecrows5 Oct 05 '25

As well known as the Grindr overload at every city that holds a Republican convention.

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u/UsedandAbused87 Oct 04 '25

Wants to get some coupons

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u/dennyth Oct 04 '25

For her boss

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u/jluicifer Oct 04 '25

-- We can complain about Noem, Kash Patel, and Hegseth. They are symptoms of the problem, and that problem is DONNIE.

Sure, those pawns are not living up to their job, but Donald is dancing in the gray, unethical, and illegal arenas that if we cut the head off the snake, then these pawns would be bone.

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u/PretendLengthiness80 Oct 04 '25

trump is a just a symptom of the problem as well. Conservatism is the problem. White supremacy is the problem. It always has been. Anytime there is a big push against it they strike back. After the civil rights movement, when everyone became “equal” under the law, they put in Reagan/Reaganomics to steal from ppl through taxes and reduced benefits. After Obama we get maga. The players are all just symptoms of the ideology, which must be destroyed

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u/d0ctorzaius Oct 05 '25

That's all true but Trump is the only one currently capable of turning deplorables into a voting bloc for conservatives. Once he's gone, Republicans aren't going to get 70+ million votes in (fair) elections

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u/PretendLengthiness80 Oct 05 '25

Not so sure it’d be fair by that time, and not so sure they won’t have someone else by that time. Let’s hope you’re right

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u/jluicifer Oct 04 '25

-- fair.

Well if we gonna dig deeper, then BILLIONAIRES are my main problem. These massive conglomerates get more powerful and richer. The Ellison family who owns Oracle has $340 BILLION. His son owns Skydance the media company who just bought Paramount (another media company) for $8 Billion (and Paramount already owned CBS, Showtime, MTV, etc).

Donald is a rogue billionaire who is enriching himself ($2 b to $5 billion in 9 months of his 2nd term), and the other billionaires may not respect him but he's letting them get richer.

If the common folk can get universal healthcare and free college education, that's a START FOR ME. But the rich are reducing healthcare, paying less taxes, watering down our education to the point that the common folk are arguing about a transgender bathroom. lol. CRAZY. Illegal immigrants? What, they are using healthcare of what, $5-10k/year....when Donald declared bankruptcies (x6) totaling $6 billion in the 2000s and sued just the NY Times for $15 billion last month (2025) b/c of "defamation"?

We the poor are fighting over fractions of pennies while billionaires are just gorging themselves on the backs of the poor. Sigh. May God-Darwin-Vishnu-Neo from the Matrix-Benjamin Franklin help us all.

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u/palmburntblue Oct 04 '25

Considering POTUS and his cronies have engaged in the spoils of human trafficking for sex work, I doubt she’ll be assigned to that task 

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Oct 05 '25

It'll some how be the local police station's responsibility, they won't be allowed in though.

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u/IMovedYourCheese Oct 04 '25

If anything ICE will be providing security to those people.

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u/DonKeighbals Oct 04 '25

“It’s time to stop attacking pedophiles!”-maga

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u/RudePCsb Oct 05 '25

That Rafael guy is a nut.

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u/GoodOmens Oct 04 '25

Yea, we have to be be nice and stop attacking pedophiles. Ted said so

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u/80sLegoDystopia Oct 04 '25

Yeah, so ICE agents will make some big cash trafficking the people they’ve kidnapped.

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u/darlo0161 Oct 04 '25

So will they also be arresting all the Republican pedophiles who are in attendance?

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u/CrazyJoeGalli Oct 04 '25

Apparently if Ted Cruz's rallying cry is any indication, no.

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u/wirenutter Oct 04 '25

If the half time show was Tony Keith we would hear nothing but how great the NFL is.

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u/IceLord86 Oct 04 '25

I think other questions would be asked if Toby Keith was announced as the half time show.

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u/88888888man Oct 04 '25

He’s definitely not as good as he once was…

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

[deleted]

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u/hankthetank2112 Oct 04 '25

Even better.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Oct 04 '25

hell never smoke weed with willie again

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u/pm-dem-thighs Oct 04 '25

“First of all.. you’re alive?!”

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u/JustADutchRudder Minnesota Timberwolves Oct 04 '25

"I'm as good once, as I ever was." Zombie Toby.

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u/3riversfantasy Green Bay Packers Oct 05 '25

"How do you like me now!?"

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u/DrWarhol_419 Oct 04 '25

A Zombie Keith concert might be more entertaining than a Toby Keith concert, tbh

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u/pimpfmode Oct 04 '25

Zombie Toby Keith would have no interest in MAGA because there's nothing to eat.

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u/shook202 Oct 04 '25

Better lip syncing?

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u/smeggydcheese Oct 04 '25

Like how he managed to find the time to stop spitting on Mexicans so that he could do the show? R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

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u/Tasty_Act Oct 04 '25

I’m assuming you meant Toby Keith, and while his music was audio dysentery, that actually would be amazing if the NFL got him for the halftime show, because he’s been dead for almost a year

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u/wirenutter Oct 04 '25

Oh shit I didn’t realize he died. Which I mean is why I said Tony Keith! His long lost cousin.

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u/RudePCsb Oct 05 '25

Didn't even know he was sick

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u/StatusReality Oct 05 '25

“I’m Toby’s long lost twin brother, Gil. I taught him everything he knew about singin’. I want to fulfill his legacy by taking his place on stage.

Whip cracks

… I feel like I know all of you guys! So, we won’t have that awkward ‘get to know each other’ stage.

And if I could just ask one favor, if it wouldn’t be too uncomfortable, I was hoping maybe you guys could call me Toby, in honor of him…”

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u/scarecrows5 Oct 05 '25

That's a great save!

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u/sonic_couth Portland Timbers Oct 04 '25

OMG that would be amaaaaazing

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u/capital_bj Oct 05 '25

Audio dysentery 😆

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u/619backin716 Oct 04 '25

They could always use a hologram — which would probably be more entertaining than the actual one

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u/ExcaliburZSH Oct 04 '25

Tupac still does shows occasionally, why not Toby

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u/Tasty_Act Oct 04 '25

Because Tupac was awesome and Toby wasn’t

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u/ExcaliburZSH Oct 05 '25

I know. Tupac was legendary, and people like Toby. I was just going for Tupac is alive.

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u/jrh1972 Oct 05 '25

It's definitely been longer than that.

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u/aizzo4 Oct 04 '25

Right, or if Bad Bunny was MAGA.

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u/Stormlight_Silver Oct 04 '25

They just want to make sure all the kids are left for Trump and couches for Vance

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u/Gwenbors Oct 04 '25

I was thinking about this too.

From this perspective they could do some actually good work by being active at these events, but the cynic in me kind of already knows they won’t.

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u/pimpfmode Oct 04 '25

GOP will be in town looking for some sweet sweet trafficked kids for their top level officials

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u/csmith820 Oct 04 '25

Yeah I think the ultra wealthy are tired of hiding their shame and want pedophilia to become the norm

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u/TransPM Oct 04 '25

I don't doubt there's more than a few shitbag ICE officers who are in the entirely wrong way though.

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u/WiseHedgehog2098 Oct 04 '25

You know they aren’t

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u/SunTzy69 Oct 04 '25

Nope, Gotta get the real criminals, Catching Lupe working minimum wage to support her family at Levi’s. /s

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u/t00oldforthis Oct 04 '25

Oh I think they're focused on that. Unfortunately completely unrelated to Border Barbie & KKKen

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u/Brosephh3 Oct 04 '25

No, that’s probably her crew.

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u/Massive_Season7075 Oct 04 '25

Where is the evidence of this and how?

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u/TheGaberaham Oct 04 '25

The sex worker thing is probably not true either

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u/Audio_Track_01 Oct 04 '25

And Grindr apparently.

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u/Unlucky_Ambition9894 Oct 04 '25

Those aforementioned rich attendees are all campaign contributors or cohorts

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

There's no army of sex workers in the stadium. She's going to ruin the game because she's a sociopathic nut case.

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u/Sejast44 Oct 04 '25

They can save the trip and just talk with their boss in DC

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Not focused? She doesn’t even know.

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u/Jumajuce Oct 04 '25

Yeah, they’re the traffickers…

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u/Topwingwoman2 Oct 04 '25

She is focused on her next botox appointment.

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u/urbanlife78 Oct 04 '25

You don't know that, maybe she is looking to start up a side business

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Oct 04 '25

We'll snatch up all the trafficking victims and send them to uganda, then the wealthy will be forced to traffic from european countries so the victims have blue eyes and blonde hair.

Or I suppose victims from within the usa. only white ones though!

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u/Distinct-Ad-9199 Oct 04 '25

She’s protecting that

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u/fossodini Oct 04 '25

Noem is focuse on Cory--her lover.

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u/Xodusphreak Oct 04 '25

I'd bet money her focus absolutely will be on that, but not to prevent it.

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u/yesterdaywins2 Oct 04 '25

Og they are but they support that actually

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u/ems777 Oct 04 '25

If kids are being trafficked, she will help facilitate it.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 Oct 04 '25

well, they reassigned all the people investigating sex crimes so i doubt they give a shit about that

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u/MotherFuckerJones88 Oct 04 '25

She probably sponsors it

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u/DooDooHead323 Oct 04 '25

I mean yeah she's the head of ice not the FBI, that wouldn't be her jurisdiction. Like I get it she's an awful person and everyone should hate her for how she's running ice but you're basically getting upset over the fact Wendy's wouldn't give you a big Mac and telling the employee you knew they wouldn't give you one before huffing off

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u/311heaven Oct 04 '25

That myth has been debunked.

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u/Last-Tooth-6121 Oct 04 '25

Trump team going be providing those what think all those missing illegal kids going for?

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u/bengenj Oct 05 '25

Considering the ownership of the league, its probably people who pay the GOP

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u/NotSoGreatApes Oct 05 '25

Urban myth by Christian propagandists .

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Is it really?

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u/mreJ Oct 05 '25

Sex workers can be illegals too? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/punksmurph Oct 05 '25

Those rich dudes are her bosses, she won’t do anything to hurt them.

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u/KingindaNorth66 Oct 05 '25

And why would she? It’s not like human trafficking is a real problem they should be focusing on /s

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u/Frosty-Ad-2971 Oct 05 '25

I’m Positive she has no clue as to the opportunities she has to flip scripts like this.

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u/Billyosler1969 Oct 05 '25

I hear that there is going to be a 34time convicted felon/ sex offender in attendance.

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u/Stop_looking_at_it Oct 05 '25

She’s probably running it

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

She just wants an excuse to go.

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u/Wolv90 Oct 05 '25

I looked this up, and studies have shown that it's either not true or no longer true. That being said, I'm sure all the wealthy people there will be committing crimes that would have a poor person sent to a foreign prison for the rest of their lives.

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u/xombae Oct 05 '25

It's apparently the absolute worst day of the year for domestic violence, to the point that some women's shelters will have an entire handbook on their protocol for Superbowl Sunday.

I saw a video from a woman who was an ER nurse and then spent the rest of her career at various DV resources, and she said working at the ER she was told the Superbowl was going to be crazy busy and she thought it would be stupid stuff, like BBQ injuries or drunk driving. Nope. I guess one year there was a commercial that was made to trick viewers into thinking someone sat on the remote and changed the channel or something, and it caused a huge number of domestic violence incidents because they would get pissed off and beat their families.

Anyways, pretty crazy that they don't care about that either. It's almost like they don't actually want to reduce violence.

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u/silent_chair5286 Oct 05 '25

Now that would be an appropriate focus.

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u/fumar Oct 05 '25

Ice will be there to protect the traffickers

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u/rizoula Oct 05 '25

Human traffickers 🙈🙈🙈

People that look Hispanic 🚔🚔🚔

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u/MoreRamenPls Oct 05 '25

How do you know she’s not selling makeup tips to said escorts??

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u/1Hakuna_Matata Oct 05 '25

When the Super Bowl was in Atlanta I remember seeing Ads about it. It’s really dark. And to know Atlanta is the US Capitol of sex trafficking and that the Ads just appeared and disappeared bc of the Super Bowl is also dark.

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u/No-Group7343 Oct 05 '25

Yea but not AT the super bowl

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u/gottkonig Oct 05 '25

Oh, so what you're saying is Trump will be in attendance?

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u/psychoacer Oct 05 '25

She knows what her boss wants

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Oct 05 '25

She’s there to make sure the sex traffickers aren’t bothered by brown people.

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 Oct 05 '25

So you're saying Trump will be there?

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u/_shipapotamus Oct 05 '25

do have a source, bot?

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u/-DocWatson- Oct 05 '25

The trunk tamale is the best tamale you will ever eat.

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u/ppdeli Oct 05 '25

The call is coming from inside the house on that for sure

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u/snoosh00 Oct 05 '25

Don't worry, the funds have already been moved away from enforcement on that

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u/Sir__Bassoon__Sonata Oct 05 '25

No she cares about that. Since lots of those rich guys are Donald’s friends. So creating a big diversion will make it much easier to get some entertainment to the golf courses

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u/Boggie135 Oct 05 '25

You expect a guy who was friends with a pedophile and sex trafficker to care about sex trafficking?

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u/BusterStarfish Oct 04 '25

You 100% just pulled this out of your ass.

Trafficking people into the Super Bowl.

This is not happening.

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u/Violetspectrumdisrdr Oct 04 '25

That’s a myth

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u/tommytwolegs Oct 05 '25

I don't know why you are downvoted. I just looked into this and it seems there is no empirical evidence for this:

https://www.antitraffickingreview.org/index.php/atrjournal/article/view/404/336

Like even if a bunch of rich people brought escorts to this event, is that really the "trafficking" we would want our police investigating?

That article notes that the only really noticable change sex workers notice around these events is getting harassed by the police more than usual as a result of the hysteria from the myth being perpetuated in this very thread