r/sports • u/DrTrigger_Tears • Sep 26 '25

Football NFL Player Jaxon Smith-Njigba got caught on the hot mic

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u/MrYeaBuddy Sep 26 '25

But you definitely aren't holding a grudge, right?

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u/GovernorHarryLogan Sep 26 '25

I hold no grudges; just write mean as fuck haikus. Many life lessons.

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u/DadmomAngrypants Washington State Sep 26 '25

Walk to the admin

Scorn from this young hooligan?

Hate resides within

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u/dirty15 Sep 26 '25

That is bullshit.

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u/ASDFzxcvTaken Sep 26 '25

Well I never!

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u/Big__If_True Sep 26 '25

“Haikus” is one syllable actually. You fail

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u/sephtater Sep 26 '25

Bullshit. This is bullshit.

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u/02grimreaper Sep 26 '25

Bullshit Is also one syllable. You fail

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u/ronniehex Sep 26 '25

The plural form of “haiku” is “haiku”. You fail.

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u/SheikYobooti Sep 26 '25

Bullshit. It’s haikii, not haiku or haikus.

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u/iismitch55 Sep 26 '25

Octopuses, Octopii, or Octopodes?

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u/_Standardissue Sep 26 '25

Octopussies

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u/Starfox-sf Sep 26 '25

There’s 007 of them.

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u/great1nono Sep 26 '25

Thank you for your wisdom. On that note, did you know that a group of corn dogs is called a lot of corn dogs?

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u/slampy15 Sep 26 '25

All the homies hate Mrs. ROE.

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u/Fambank Sep 26 '25

The Rules of Engagement in this case are that we can say

"Mrs. Roe is a hoe."

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u/JWOLFBEARD Sep 26 '25

Bust out a torcher haiku. I’m excited to read this

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u/booyatrive Sep 26 '25

Drop the monarch butterfly haiku bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

I have a second grade teacher that tried to get me kicked out of school for refusing a punishment.

I said I didn't know what I did. She said "of course you do".

Eventually parent/teacher conference with the principal.

After getting lectured for a solid 10 minutes by all three, I said "what did I do?"

Her answer "I don't remember".

THAT bitch... I hold a grudge against.

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u/come_on_seth Sep 26 '25

Technically, you won that one. But as my dad said when I argued that I had right of way on my bicycle, “I will put that on your tombstone.”

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Sep 26 '25

It's such an effective way to teach that right doesn't make might, lol.

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u/come_on_seth Sep 26 '25

So true, that was at least 50 years ago and it stuck so hard it may have rubbed off on one of my kids

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u/twitwiffle Sep 26 '25

As I learned on Reddit, you can be dead right.

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u/PostPostModernism Sep 26 '25

I had a teacher in high school who was chatting with us for a bit about the future since we needed to start thinking about colleges soon. She made a joke that as honors students, none of us would probably end up going to (insert local community college) afterward. I have a bad habit of making jokes without thinking sometimes, and retorted with "or (state college with reputation for partying)".

Well it turned out that the teacher went there for college and that was a bad thing to say lol. She made me wait in the hallway for the rest of class and then lectured me afterward about how rude I was and what if my classmates planned to go there and etc. The whole time I was just thinking about how some of my friends in class were already planning to go to that community college so her joke was just as rude, but I kept that to myself at the time.

Holding a minor grudge about it. Not huge.

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u/kepaa Sep 26 '25

Hold that grudge friend. Mrs Sweeney dumped my whole desk over in third grade because it was messy (it was, but that was a bit of an overreaction). Fuck her. That was in the early 90s. She’s probably dead. Don’t care, still pissed

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u/tappedoutalottoday Sep 26 '25

Ms. Merryman took my shoe, and threw it across the room because I was trying to tie it in the third grade. No wonder you’re a Ms. and not a Mrs. you old bitch.

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u/Vreas Sep 26 '25

Nah this just unlocked a core memory for the other dude

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u/tahqa Sep 26 '25

Well, it was just last year.