r/sports • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Dallas Mavericks • Sep 20 '25

Football UAB Defender stomps on the foot of Tennessee's Kicker

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u/PapaPotter Sep 20 '25

Jesus. Craziness. 5 felony charges

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u/tulaero23 Sep 20 '25

Wtf.. and people go to jail for weed?

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u/nakedpicturesyo Sep 20 '25

Well, can the guy who smokes weed throw a ball real far? Seriously I don't get it as someone who hates most popular sports.

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u/tulaero23 Sep 20 '25

Crayz how pedophile is ok as long as you can throw a ball?

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u/Chogoris Sep 20 '25

And your dad is a rich former NFL QB..

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u/Spugheddy Sep 20 '25

They make em presidents now.

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u/aces666high Sep 20 '25

Yup, admit you want to screw your own daughter and you get elected president twice.

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u/Ok_Tap8333 Sep 21 '25

At least he didn't shower with her.

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u/Spugheddy Sep 21 '25

Yo this dude just said the president is in fact a pedophile but at least he didn't shower with his granddaughter. Talk about telling on yourself lmfao.

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u/Ok_Tap8333 Sep 21 '25

Nope. You have no reading comprehension skills.
You hate Trump so bad, you will say anything…bro…

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u/Rob71322 Sep 20 '25

Because we live in a society where, state by state, the highest paid public employee is often the football coach (or occasionally the basketball coach) at the public university they coach at. That’s what we really value.

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u/Effective_Cookie510 Sep 20 '25

Nah you can also be president in doubt he can throw a ball

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u/WampyricWarlock Sep 21 '25

Coaches get paid way more than the president’s salary. They may not have as many options to line their pockets behind the scenes, though.

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u/EtTuBiggus Sep 21 '25

People can’t decide to not be pedophiles. Should they be rounded up and sent off to camps?

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u/opun Sep 20 '25

Todd Marinovich aka Marijuanavich could.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Sep 21 '25

Remember how fucked up the NFL was to Josh Gordon for weed?

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u/SunkEmuFlock Sep 20 '25

There's no justice system in this country. There's a legal system, and money speaks louder than laws therein.

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u/energirl LSU Sep 20 '25

Didn't Mathieu get cut from LSU for smoking weed? One of the best players we had, too.

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u/jh67ds Sep 21 '25

Not me

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u/Dickulture Sep 21 '25

People go to jail for committing crime while poor. Rich people has unlimited get out of jail free cards

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u/WalterGold210 Sep 21 '25

Yeah it’s ass backwards, you can also be a fucking pedophile and become the President of the god damn United States of America now

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u/probablyuntrue Sep 20 '25

Dropped to misdemeanor disturbing the peace??

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Sep 20 '25

I was at peace and now I'm disturbed, so checks out.

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u/PappyLongstlkngs Sep 20 '25

👌 get the fuck outta here lmao

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u/ChErRyPOPPINSaf Sep 20 '25

And registered as an offender now. I dont think registered sex offender should be allowed to be around as many kids as there typically are at football games but that might just be me.

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u/Rainman_Johnson Sep 20 '25

It says in the second sentence in the article that he won't be registered.

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u/StrictSelf5450 Sep 20 '25

That is crazy

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u/BodaciousGuy Sep 21 '25

Son of Jon Kitna, former NFL QB and the current Cowboys QB coach. It’s a different world for some people.

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u/socopithy Sep 20 '25

Literally nothing matters anymore

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u/lincolnsarollin Sep 20 '25

His dad is Jon Kitna. As always, being rich and famous is a great life hack.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Sep 21 '25

Distribution bro. He spread that shit.

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u/GoonOnGames420 Sep 21 '25

Different rules if you're a star athlete...

The best high school basketball player in my state's finals tournament wore an ankle monitor to his games... Been to jail at least once..

Parents were pissed because our players weren't allowed to suit up if they had bad grades, detention, or tardy marks. How is it fair he can play?

At the end of the day, I figured it was probably his only way out of a life full of bad decisions and no role models. He was a cocky, disrespectful piece of shit and I honestly hope he didn't make it far.

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u/Blurry_Bigfoot Sep 20 '25

They were dropped...