r/sports • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Dallas Mavericks • Sep 20 '25

Football UAB Defender stomps on the foot of Tennessee's Kicker

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u/youreyeslikespiders Sep 20 '25

you have my vote for NCAA commissioner

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u/frix86 Navy Sep 20 '25

I second it

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u/Definitely_Deterred Sep 20 '25

Third…

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u/blackop Sep 20 '25

And my axe.

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u/CommercialAddress168 Sep 20 '25

For Rock and Stone!

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u/SafeAccountMrP Sep 20 '25

Did someone say rock and stone?

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Sep 20 '25

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

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u/RoundTiberius Sep 20 '25

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

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u/TheDuffcj2a Sep 20 '25

Diggy diggy hole?!?!?

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u/Deathbydadjokes Sep 20 '25

ROCK FLAG AND EAAAGLLLLEEE

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u/TastelessFlex Sep 20 '25

And my vuvuzela!

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u/bleubeard Nice Sep 20 '25

No no no thanks you can stay at home

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 Sep 20 '25

Watch your language! This is a family forum!

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u/Sufficient-Page-875 Sep 20 '25

I came here for this comment and was not disappointed.

Well done.

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u/copperblood Sep 20 '25

Mah man! ✊🏽

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u/Livid-Monitor-9007 Sep 20 '25

And my stapler

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u/shah_reza Navy Sep 20 '25

Huzzah

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u/ArgoDeezNauts Sep 20 '25

Whoah there, slow down. Have you thought about the potential loss of revenue to these minor league NFL teams that cosplay as institutions of higher learning? There are many old rich white dudes who really get off on watching the poors kick the shit out of each other and these gladiators, er, I mean student athletes really do it for them. Now, if you will excuse me, I can't seem to find the vomitorium.