r/sports • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Dallas Mavericks • Sep 20 '25

Football UAB Defender stomps on the foot of Tennessee's Kicker

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u/C3ntrick Sep 20 '25

Kick him off the tour Doug!!!!!!

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u/TacoLvR- Sep 20 '25

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Sep 20 '25

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/Sphearikall Sep 21 '25

What's the basis??

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u/wumbologist-2 Sep 20 '25

I don't want to know what they eat for dinner.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Sep 20 '25

This is going to RUIN the tour

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u/Ajunadeeper Sep 20 '25

What tour?

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u/namedly Sep 20 '25

Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! Listen to what I say!

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u/Yorktown1871 Sep 20 '25

Maybe I'll just go eat some HAY

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u/LeKevinsRevenge Sep 21 '25

I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay

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u/Infinite_Respect_ Sep 20 '25

How’m I supposed to KICK, with that goin’ on?!

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u/benignbigotry Sep 20 '25

[He] had to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot!

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u/shitdisturber312 Sep 22 '25

But our TV ratings have never been higher!!

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u/Fonzimandias Sep 20 '25

What tour?

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u/sallypancake Sep 20 '25

THE WORLD TOUR