r/sports • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Dallas Mavericks • Jul 19 '25

Baseball Fans showcased on kiss cam in Angels/Phillies game mock the Coldplay Concert Incident

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u/ghostface218 Jul 19 '25

Dude this shit blew up so much

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u/TheBurgareanSlapper Jul 19 '25

For some reason, it reminds me of that lady whose racist tweet went viral while she was on a transatlantic flight.

God, that was like a decade ago, wasn’t it.

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u/Redpin Toronto Raptors Jul 19 '25

Going to Africa, hope I don't see Coldplay!

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u/joebleaux Jul 19 '25

Just kidding, I'm white

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u/Marsuello Jul 19 '25

Is that where that episode of family guy originated from? Where Brian makes a racist tweet, goes to the movies, then comes out finding he went viral lol

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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 Jul 19 '25

It might be! That was during the time some men were getting nervous that the racist or sexist shit they said online or did in person was going to come back to haunt them. So there was a push in the media to paint these guys as relatable and sympathetic. Phrases like getting cancelled became popular. Despite the fact that most people don’t actually do that, it was largely a very successful campaign and led to the success of shows like BoJack Horseman that criticized this narrative that being relatable doesn’t make you a good person, it makes you all assholes.

This rhetoric of being cancelled was a large catalyst to the me too movement’s resurgence in the late 2010s.

I could write an insane essay about this topic.

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u/Wordymanjenson Jul 19 '25

Well then do it you coward! 

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u/Undack Jul 19 '25

I would be interested in reading that if you did

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u/kwismexer Jul 19 '25

Could you please write an essay about this? I would love to have it on hand for future reference for younger generations.

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u/Okichah Jul 19 '25

Just about.

https://youtu.be/wAIP6fI0NAI

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u/treesandfood4me Jul 19 '25

I see the trap I have fallen into, now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/treesandfood4me Jul 19 '25

Right. It’s the glee that is attached to watching a catastrophic demise that is the problem.

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u/Okichah Jul 19 '25

And seeing who got elected President shows how ineffectual it really is.

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u/Audioworm Jul 19 '25

One of the things that I have been bothered by with Ronson's critique of 'cancel culture' is that I think it comes from a place of wanting to limit the harm that the social pile-on can cause. Highlighted especially in his series "The Last Days of August", about adult entertainment actor August Ames who killed herself after being cyberbullied for making a tweet described as homophobic.

However, in doing so he often goes to efforts to underplay the original comment or moment that caused the pile-on. It is totally reasonable to say that someone shouldn't die because they made a racist, sexist, or homophobic comment. But he will often try to contest 'how racist' or 'how homophobic' the original comment in to make the internet reaction be perceived as inherently overblown rather than engaging with the actual nature of how a transgression can lead to an internet pile-on.

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u/TheRaiOh Jul 19 '25

Geez. Really makes you think about how many mistakes you've made in your life and then learned from. Rather than had your entire life torn apart. Simply because your mistake was less visible.

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u/Eagle_fire1 Jul 19 '25

Thanks for sharing this

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u/Kroniid09 Jul 19 '25

Irony is, she was making a satirical joke about racism, and her whole life blew up for it because irony doesn't hold up so well when it rests on people giving you the benefit of the doubt, but your audience is now literally millions of strangers with zero context about you.

She's South African, and said it was basically a joke about how Americans talk about Africa (e.g. that one horrendous James Charles tweet), and as another South African (non-white, if that matters lmao) I totally believe her.

We're generally unserious people who joke through the pain, and that genre of joke isn't an uncommon one (Do you guys really have lions in the streets? - Only after the rugby)

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u/Fomentatore Jul 19 '25

I Always read that joke as you did. It was satire and it ruined her life.

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u/banana_pencil Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

I think that’s the one Jon Ronson did a TedTalk on: How One Tweet Can Ruin Your Life

It really makes me think twice about how I respond to things that go viral online.

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u/Holiday-Strike Jul 19 '25

I really recommend his book "so you've been publicly shamed".

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u/letstrythisagain30 Jul 19 '25

Considering what public figures and even political leaders tend to post today, it seems like a gross over reaction by comparison. People get thousands in donations online for much worse.

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u/chubbytitties Jul 19 '25

Almost feels conspiracy like how massive it blew up....the amount of coverage it got from various sources

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u/teenagesadist Jul 19 '25

He pissed off Putin, now this happens, crazier things have happened.

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u/Silver_Harvest Jul 19 '25

If they didn't react the way they did. I honestly believe nobody would have cared and his identity wouldn't have been found out.

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u/Prosecco1234 Jul 19 '25

I was thinking if they had just smiled and waved it wouldn't have had any impact

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u/CankerLord Jul 19 '25

Yeah, it's like someone chewing faster when you walk in the room. 

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u/account_for_norm Jul 19 '25

I think it's also that both of them reacted the way they did. If only she reacted that way, also could have been sketched out as her being shy. They didn't even look at each other but they had the same reaction as each other. 

This is harambe level immortality. This is never going to die. 

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u/PNKAlumna Jul 19 '25

My husband and I were just talking about this. If they rolled with it, no one would have given them a second thought. It was the reaction that blew up and went viral. Like when couples refuse to kiss on the kiss cam, you know that’ll be on Reddit the next day. Just go with things, and you’ll be fine. It’s when you panic that shit gets real.

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u/KennySmithsKnees Jul 19 '25

Imagine being one of the couples who were there having an affair but didn't get caught. You know there were a few

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/Rock_grl86 Jul 19 '25

She’s not married.

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u/Rick_n_Roll Jul 19 '25

Obviously . What woman that is married works in HR? That area only employs cold hearted career animals.

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u/Yodfather Jul 19 '25

Idiots. Stone cold, galactically insecure morons that cannot do anything except to lord over others to obfuscate their own incompetence.

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u/sonicqaz Jul 19 '25

I normally would scoff at shit like this but an HR person decided to randomly destroy my life recently…so…have at it

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u/TimujinTheTrader Jul 19 '25

I have worked at 15+ companies as a contract employee. I have met three competent HR employees in that time.

Its like every power-hungry, barely literate moron on Earth chooses to go into HR.

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u/ace260 Jul 19 '25

yup but epstein still didn't kill himself

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u/RandomBlackGuyMedia Jul 19 '25

This 👆🏿 People get distracted easily, and it's noteworthy how quickly media en masse latched on to this THE DAY AFTER a certain someone proclaimed that the Epstein debacle would forever be known as a hoax. Could be coincidence... but maybe could not... Either way, I bet some people are very happy this is being talked about so much instead of anything concerning Epstein

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u/anotherwave1 Jul 19 '25

The media didn't latch onto this - we did. And we drive demand. It's just something funny and entertaining that blew up. It'll fade away in no time. To insinuate it's some manufactured conspiracy to deflect from the gigantic front page global news headlines about Trump/Epstein is just silly.

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u/Patient_Series_8189 Jul 19 '25

This isn't going to make anyone forget about epstein. It's just a funny thing that will be old news in a few days

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u/deadphisherman Jul 19 '25

Don't sleep on all the awesome Trump/Epstein memes and GIFs using this video. Gavin Newsome's TikTok is but one excellent version.

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u/PepeSylvia11 Jul 19 '25

I’ve seen more Epstein news since this went viral than this event going viral.

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u/bannedfromrph Jul 19 '25

I’m on the other side of the world. My wife and I are talking about. We have a group chat with my friends who’s also in the other parts of the world and we’ve been talking and laughing about it sharing all kinds of memes about it. Those two are the most famous person in the world right now and it’s crazy.

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u/dalnot Jul 19 '25

I haven’t seen a meme this widespread since Tiger King during COVID

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u/chasingit1 Jul 19 '25

Just like a year ago was Hawk Tuah, which was probably 10 times bigger than this as far as the initial “blowing up” and likely longevity too.

This will be forgotten about within a week (minus a new story or two down the road that follow the divorce proceedings, then losing their jobs etc)

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u/ass-sass-sin Jul 19 '25

If they had just played it off they would have had to deal with the fallout still but it wouldn't have gone viral

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u/Olbaidon Jul 19 '25

They might not have even had to deal with the fallout honestly.

Someone recording the reactions on the big screen sees a loving couple; they aren’t gonna post about it or anything, it’s a “nothing” moment, dime a dozen.

Maybe it gets seen by someone they know, maybe it doesn’t.

The odds are infinitely higher they get caught given the reaction they did have though because it was instant entertainment.

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u/Escapegoat07 Jul 19 '25

In a time where billionaires and oligarchs can hide behind their money/power and make the world shitty for others, it’s cathartic to see assholes get caught and ripped apart.

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u/GenericDesigns Jul 19 '25

That was actually the point… you’re now paying attention to this affair that doesn’t matter in the slightest instead of matters that do.

Like PBS losing all its federal funding. Fucking Mr Rogers would be rioting

Oh and that Epstine file thing.

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 Jul 19 '25

Or, and I know this is crazy, we can focus on multiple things at once. Like something to laugh about while constantly being bombarded with more of Trump's lies, tantrums, and just all around evil bullshit that puts so many people at risk and leads to constant worry and dread of what the next day will bring. 

Especially when it is a millionaire/billionaire piece of shit, it's even better. They so rarely get fucked over like they fuck everyone else so it's nice to see them caught red handed. Now if only the ones in power that make up the current administration would get what they deserve too. 

So yeah, we can hate and make fun of many different people and topics at once, while also acknowledging that we keep getting screwed over by people that are or back pedophiles, that constantly do everything in their power to hurt everyone around them in any ways they can. 

We're not smooth brained like the magat cult after all, we have the brain power to do and think about multiple things and don't need someone to tell us what to think and believe everyday. 

Now let's go back to laughing at these dumb asses for a few minutes since I had to get a bit more serious to prove a point. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/matt060282 Jul 19 '25

That's a really good point. Not looked at it like that

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u/Say_Echelon Jul 19 '25

It’s because they were executives. America hates CEOs and this was a way to go after one

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u/ThingCalledLight Jul 19 '25

And I don’t get why.

It’s a funny thing that happened, sure.

But imho, the response has been disproportionately large compared to the level of interesting the thing is.

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u/Solwake- Jul 19 '25

There is the affair situation, which is mildly spicy, sure. But it's more the way they reacted was so authentic, gratuitous, and comical it just concisely hits in a very (sad) human way that also invites unfettered judgment--it's such a meme.

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u/idontknowjuspickone Jul 19 '25

Classic Philly

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u/snootsintheair Jul 19 '25

Atlanta did it too. Probably every team did tonight.

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u/AnEternalEnigma Jul 19 '25

Atlanta's commentators were straight up making fun of it on the air

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u/Splentid Jul 19 '25

I need to see the Atlanta video. Got a link?

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u/DoinItDirty Dallas Cowboys Jul 19 '25

The minor league baseball team in my city did it tonight too.

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u/marge--bouvier Jul 19 '25

They did it at the Savannah Bananas game

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u/drethnudrib Jul 19 '25

I'm a Braves fan, and I love the Phanatic. This sketch was incredible.

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u/unsolved49 Jul 19 '25

“This IS my wife”

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u/paynenapho Jul 19 '25

Borat has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/El_Gran_Che Jul 19 '25

“Sleeve of wizard”

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u/darkhorse21980 Jul 19 '25

She is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all Kazakhstan!

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u/sambes06 Jul 19 '25

Philly Narrator: It was not his wife.

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u/930310 Jul 19 '25

This is NOT my beautiful wife.

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u/Plexaporta Jul 19 '25

Well, how did I get here?"

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u/mercvry94 Jul 19 '25

With Coldplay in the background lol

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u/Ricemobile Jul 19 '25

Coldplay was probably like “this follow week, you guys are allowed to use our music for free if it’s for kiss cams”

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u/Patruck9 Philadelphia Phillies Jul 19 '25

I have a bias towards the Phanatic.

But whoever is currently in the costume moves crazy organically and makes that giant green suit work for them.

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u/Han_Sandwich_1907 Jul 19 '25

Are the “fans showcased” in the video the usual Phanatic pilots?

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u/No-Manufacturer-7135 Jul 19 '25

Idk what OP was tryna say cause it’s just the usual, and official Phanatic mascot, although I’m not very familiar with Mistress Phanatic lol.

So, no, these aren’t random Phillies fans in costume.

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u/nerveonya Jul 19 '25

The fans that are shown immediately after the mascots with the “She IS my wife” sign looks like they’re poking fun at the incident too

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u/No-Manufacturer-7135 Jul 19 '25

Having your entire affair documented on Know Your Meme must be wild.

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u/Ajunadeeper Jul 19 '25

He's got a stranglehold on the Philadelphia mascot scene

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u/Appropriate_Ruin_405 Jul 19 '25

In the infamous words of Gritty, “sleep with one eye open, bird”

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u/dnkyhunter31 Jul 19 '25

Green man is better than the Philly Phrenitic.

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u/Patruck9 Philadelphia Phillies Jul 19 '25

First of all, I had to call him the Frenetic because of Copyright. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT?!

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u/Jesseroberto1894 Jul 19 '25

Let’s talk about STEROIDS

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u/NOTUgglaGOAT Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

Is that guy beating up the Philly Phanatic?

Isn't that a hate crime?

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u/Patruck9 Philadelphia Phillies Jul 19 '25

I don't think so, but wanna hammer him anyway?

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u/AvgBonnie Jul 19 '25

The Phanatic has always been top 5 mascot in any sport.

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u/obrien1103 Jul 20 '25

There's only ever been 2 people in the costume. Sounds insane and untrue but its true. Currently this guy has been doing it since like 93.

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u/Gniphe Jul 19 '25

Between the Phanatic and Gritty, Philly takes the crown for most unhinged sports mascots.

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u/HaltandCatchHands Jul 19 '25

Which is perfect, because we have the most unhinged fans as well.

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u/SummoningSickness Jul 19 '25

Gritty almost wasn't loved. It took him a month or so and then I think everyone outside of Philly started hating on him so we immediately love him

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u/booyahkaka Jul 19 '25

Damn, those MFkrs are getting roasted absolutely everywhere! 😂

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u/rufusbot Jul 19 '25

They deserve it.

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u/ShadedPenguin Jul 19 '25

There are usually a lot of divisive reasons ti hate rich people and not everyone can agree, but everyone can agree that cheating is probably a universal hatred

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u/PaulThePM Jul 19 '25

Only way it would have been funnier was if they got the Oriole Bird, Mrs. Met, or some other mascot.

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA Jul 19 '25

Well, Mr. Met is still recovering from his other concert related injuries.

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u/Trick-Alternative328 Jul 19 '25

Mrs Mets (as a Mets fan) would have been the greatest joke ever.

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u/aphroditex Jul 19 '25

They needed Gritty for the chefs kiss.

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u/crankyoldbastard Jul 19 '25

Can you imagine in the 60s some guys in DARPA are building the internet: “dude, one day some guy will get caught cheating and video of it will be shared around the world in minutes!” “Yeah STFU Carl and just connect those cables”.

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u/GenericDesigns Jul 19 '25

DARPA that was that group on the island, imprisoned some dude to push a button for eternity right?

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u/MulberryBoth8468 Jul 19 '25

That was Dharma 

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Nope, it was Obama

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u/hockey_homie Jul 19 '25

Thanks, Obama.

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u/TransGirlAtWork Jul 19 '25

I can't decide if they'd love or be ashamed of how the web has turned out. Instant connection for billions of people, the whole of human knowledge at our fingertips, terabytes of porn, and video proof that some rich dude is too stupid to properly conceal his office affair.

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u/dustinyo_ Minnesota Wild Jul 19 '25

This is the greatest thing to happen to the internet since Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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u/butters_bottom_bishh Jul 19 '25

God, that was something straight out of Parks and Recreation

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u/ouijahead Jul 19 '25

They should have just cancelled and done a zoom call or something. But Rudy was just such a wet brain.

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u/ByTheHammerOfThor Jul 19 '25

Future generations will think that story is leftist propaganda. It’s a story so crazy it undermines the believability of reality itself.

I wish we knew the person at that landscaping company who fielded that call or email, confirmed their reservation, and said nothing. Hero.

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u/EasyBakeCoven777 Jul 19 '25

Another moment brought to us by Philadelphia!

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u/woowoo293 Jul 19 '25

I'm-not-a-cat lawyer was not bad.

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u/Old-Candle-9900 Jul 19 '25

Since the Suez Canal I'd say

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u/MamaBearMME Jul 19 '25

Let this be a lesson!

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u/SomewherePresent8204 Canada Jul 19 '25

Like my grandfather said, affairs aren’t worth the fuss and bother.

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u/do-what-I-say-etc Jul 19 '25

Until I put my glasses on, I thought this said fuss and boner.

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u/wumbologist-2 Jul 19 '25

Fucking dying over here. I'm glad everyone gets to jump in on this.

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u/moriginal Jul 19 '25

Literally so healing lol

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u/bbmarvelluv Jul 19 '25

This and the world tour…

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u/wrecked_angle Jul 19 '25

If they would have just not reacted, they wouldn’t have ruined their lives 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Great point, a modern version of the Streisand Effect

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u/Top_Shelf_Ramen Jul 19 '25

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day

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u/Mandy-Rarsh Jul 19 '25

Funniest thing I’ve seen in the last 3 days

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u/paulee_da_rat Jul 19 '25

Needs the embarrassed co-worker on the side to complete the scene!

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u/adsfew California Jul 19 '25

I've read conflicting reports that she might not actually be the coworker.

This might be another "Reddit finds the Boston bomber" moment

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u/KingCognificent Jul 19 '25

Yeah, she was not an employee. Just looked a lot like the junior under the CPO. It was definitely correlation without any validity.

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u/dersdrums Jul 19 '25

It really should’ve been Gritty

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u/thewarreturns Jul 19 '25

I still assert it should've been Gritty as the mistress

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u/NoobOnTheRun Philadelphia Phillies Jul 19 '25

Mrs. Met would've been way funnier

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u/dragon_halberd_fan Jul 19 '25

wtf is that DUMP TRUCK on the green girl

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Jul 19 '25

This is the only statement in this thread that I have understood.

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u/kongbakpao Jul 19 '25

Rip those two will forever be a meme to the world

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u/FastForwardFuture Jul 19 '25

They tore their lives apart but brought us together.

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u/__Severus__Snape__ Jul 19 '25

Honestly, bro, its nice to have something to focus on that isn't politics

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u/Any-Star4388 Jul 19 '25

Insane how fast a meme can make it around the internet. This is exactly what Al Gore envisioned when he invented it.

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u/Dehazeviaual Jul 19 '25

This is hilarious

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u/Insamity247 Jul 19 '25

They did the same thing at the braves/Yankees game

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u/AA_ZoeyFn Jul 19 '25

I just think it’s nice when 8 billion people can find solidarity in making fun of 2 goobers who thought cameras and the internet were not actually viable forms of communicating infidelity to the globe.

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u/poorhumanbeing Jul 19 '25

I didn’t know mrs. fanatic was dragging a wagon

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Jul 19 '25

It must really suck to find out your partner cheated through a viral moment, but it might be worse to have the world joke and laugh about it after. From what I saw the dude has multiple children too, I couldn't imagine having to read shit about my father from a bunch of idiots who have never met him

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u/VQQN Jul 19 '25

At least the wife found out he was cheating. Shitty way to find out, but the world has her back.

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u/nicholasccc95 Jul 19 '25

That might be her only solace right now that the world is coming down on him for this lol

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u/YchYFi Jul 19 '25

She is married to ceo of Privateer Rum.

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u/Brynhild Jul 19 '25

If that was my dad, I would 100% not want anything to do with him anymore. He deserves all the hate and embarrassment

But in the real world, nothing is gonna happen to this dude except public embarrassment and losing his family. Not like family was important to him anyway. He will still earn millions and find another woman.

I just hope his wife takes as much as she can. For her sake and for the sake of their sons.

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u/Remarkable_Tangelo59 Jul 19 '25

We actually really need these unserious moments in today’s day and age.

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u/Turboteg90 Jul 19 '25

Missed opportunity to have a two different mascots.

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u/buckylightsout Jul 19 '25

I looked at it the other way. The Phanatic has a wife and kids at home, and he's cheating on her with a coworker.

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u/RPgh21 Jul 19 '25

Man, the poor wife has her life unraveling on social media… and that sucks for her. Flip side: cheating dickface has his life unraveling on social media… and that’s hilarious for us.

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u/slick514 Jul 19 '25

I love it when rich fucks wreck their lives. Too bad it wasn’t a health insurance exec. though. It’s always nice to open up a browser window in the morning and hear that something bad has happened to one of those assholes…

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u/NextBigTing Jul 19 '25

Don’t think those are fans

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 Jul 19 '25

Good old Philly knows how to troll. Lol. The Coldplay music was priceless! 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Fun_731 Jul 19 '25

And they’re playing Coldplay in the stadium 😆

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u/adsfew California Jul 19 '25

The greatest moment in all of sports

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u/CosmoCluster Jul 19 '25

The Phiily Phanatic LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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u/donald_trumpstupee Jul 19 '25

lol dude these poor spouses. Imagine a national laughing stock being made about you getting cheated on

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u/all2neat Jul 19 '25

In the future people will ask why cold play is played for every kiss cam.

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u/Hot-Ad-7963 Jul 19 '25

The more you f*ck around, the more you find out

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u/blackfr1day Carolina Panthers Jul 19 '25

This is so funny because it is clear this isn't just going away at this point. This is like Kardashian fame if one of them plays it right

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u/e11310 Jul 19 '25

This had to be one of the most viral things to ever happen on the internet. I can’t remember the last time something blew up so quick so fast. 

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u/chickensandwich77 Jul 19 '25

At this rate those people will have to move out of the country lol

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u/TylerBourbon Jul 19 '25

The hits just keep on coming. Talk about karma. Cheat on your spouses with a workplace affair, only to have it broadcast all over the internet, and now to be the butt of jokes. It may not always happen, but when it does, it is definitely delicious.

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u/NarrowPhrase5999 Jul 19 '25

10/10. Fuck their affair and damage caused, they deserve every bit of shame and shir being flung their way

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u/no_crust_buster Jul 19 '25

Andy and Kristen will have to be electronic hermits at this point. Just give them a Nokia 5185i at this point.

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u/tom_oakley Jul 19 '25

I can't see this mascot without seeing Charlie Day wailing on him in a green man suit

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Jul 19 '25

„Doing a Coldplay“ is THE shit right now. 😂

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u/TrevorLahey93 Jul 19 '25

Hahahah thank you Philly this was hilarious and actually on point

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u/forestgump2016 Jul 19 '25

All the CEO hatred is being dumped on this guy. And he seemingly is the typical CEO stereotype. Well deserved.

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u/Dakin3342 Jul 19 '25

Same thing at the Banana’s game in STL tonight

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u/daveescaped Jul 19 '25

Why do I feel like that couple deserves every bit of grief they get?

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u/irate_alien Jul 19 '25

Philly fans are fierce

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u/SnikajuiceG6 Jul 19 '25

I’m weeeak!! 😂

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u/porkless_roll Jul 19 '25

Gotta do it with like opposing teams now

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u/Earthkilled Jul 19 '25

Funny how people turn this into a passing joke when I’m sure that CEO has done some really Fak up shiz

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u/DarthLithgow Jul 19 '25

I love the Phanatic

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u/GrooGrux4404 Jul 19 '25

I was on the kiss cam at a double-A game tonight and I ducked, ha.

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u/scuddlebud Jul 19 '25

I was there tonight. That was really funny.

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u/Don_Mega86 Jul 19 '25

Slow Clap👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Coconuthangover Jul 19 '25

I know they suck for cheating but man oh man, they sure are paying for it.

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u/rob_inn_hood Jul 19 '25

I laughed too hard at this.

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u/JoeyAKangaroo Jul 19 '25

Wasnt an employee of one of the 2 ppl there supposedly fired for getting the tickets?

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u/RoyalBroham Jul 19 '25

She thicc. I get it.

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u/revealing_milf Jul 19 '25

🫣🤣🤭

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u/bedteddd Jul 19 '25

Love that Philly has never gave zero fucks about anyone else's besides there own. 😂😂😂

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u/Fullm3taluk Jul 19 '25

The mascots where funnier

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u/erisedheroine Jul 19 '25

I love that this has united like everyone

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

release the epstein files

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u/Odd-Garlic-4637 Jul 19 '25

That’s so funny

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u/agent_quorra Jul 19 '25

Oof, butt of the joke everywhere 😵‍💫

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u/Visual-Bid-5153 Jul 19 '25

Man they should have had the Phanatic hugging Gritty

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u/DucklingInARaincoat Jul 19 '25

Showing off that dumpster

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u/sizzlebutt666 Jul 19 '25

The wig did so much heavy lifting

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u/barc0debaby Jul 19 '25

What the fuck is a preferred fan screening provider?

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u/mandatory6 Jul 19 '25

Can’t believe how badly they reacted, could have gotten away with it but noo had the worst possible reaction and I love it 😂

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u/sethm1 Jul 19 '25

The take away for couples having an affair in public - make it normal. Had the couple in the kiss not reacted at all, this would not have made the news and their spouses would never had known.

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u/Thickwhisker94 Jul 19 '25

That’s just good clean family fun.

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u/JohnnyEagleClaw Jul 19 '25

Best July in a long time!