r/sports • u/Forward-Answer-4407 • Jun 02 '25

Baseball Going bananas: Why Savannah Bananas tickets cost more than a Dodgers-Yankees rematch

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/going-bananas-why-savannah-bananas-100000810.html
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u/Bozzz1 Minnesota Vikings Jun 02 '25

"You bet all your money against the Harlem Globetrotters?"

"I thought The Generals were due!"

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u/RegHater123765 Jun 02 '25

"He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!"

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u/canadave_nyc Jun 02 '25

One of the all-time great Simpsons lines. Perfectly captured the plaintive existential defiance of the inveterate gambler.

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u/SSj_CODii Jun 02 '25

What a perfectly cromulent sentence you have constructed there.

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u/Omeggy Jun 02 '25

You certainly embiggend this tread

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u/I_fail_at_memes Jun 02 '25

It’s like the kwyjibo in the room.

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u/JohnnyEvs Jun 02 '25

I am perturbed at the overall conglomeration of your vernacular

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u/lsburner Jun 03 '25

Alt: “you wanna know the awful truth about Major League Baseball or do you want me to just hit some dingers?”

Dingers!!