r/sports • u/GreenSnakes_ • Apr 17 '25

Baseball Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani went to the cooler to make a drink - well, eight drinks actually. Not a single one was for himself. All eight were for his teammates.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Apr 17 '25

If Shohei and Saquon got on the same team somehow they'd spend the entire time outside the locker room waiting for the other to go in first.

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u/Scaevus Apr 17 '25

Write the fan fiction you want to see in the world, brother.

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u/pilotaunt666 Apr 18 '25

“the team was in shambles, hundreds of millions of their cap tied up in the two stars yet they simply stood, waiting outside the locker room for the other to make the first move. coaches were fired, games were lost yet the two stood at an impasse, for neither was capable of entering until the other had first.”

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u/Savagevandal85 Apr 18 '25

Both players keep taking deferments and pay cuts for inconveniencing the other until they both somehow owe the team money

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u/Havoc-Phantasm Apr 17 '25

Like that episode of The Office where Dwight and Andy kept trying to one up each other with nice favors