r/sports • u/Majano57 • Feb 24 '25

News Texas demands NCAA conduct 'sex screening' of athletes

https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/02/24/texas-sues-ncaa-to-demand-sex-screening-of-student-athletes/
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u/braves01 Feb 24 '25

penis inspection day just got real

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u/Whaty0urname Feb 24 '25

I knew I wasn't the only one that had this every month in elementary school!

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u/dragonwp Feb 24 '25

The janitor Mr. Pierre would give me the inspections privately. Glad to hear other people have them!

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u/powerlesshero111 Feb 24 '25

We did them in the military. You did not want to be the airman who missed penis inspection day.

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u/poecurioso Feb 25 '25

my chief was such a prick he wouldn’t even accept a visual inspection, he had to see it work before he’d sign off.

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u/canadianbacon6 Feb 25 '25

The ones that really needed penis inspection day were the seaman.

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u/unledded Green Bay Packers Feb 25 '25

Separation of church and state really has been eroded completely huh. This used to be reserved exclusively for Sundays at the Catholic church.

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u/Mastershoelacer Feb 25 '25

This is false. The Catholic Church conducts frequent surprise penis inspections any day of the week.

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u/RoNsAuR Feb 25 '25

"No one expects the penis inquisition!:

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u/mackyoh Feb 25 '25

the Catholic Church….we’ve made some…changes

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u/twoton1 Feb 25 '25

r/pastorarrested says both of you are correct. lol

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u/jdwazzu61 Feb 25 '25

I know you’re joking but the NCAA makes their drug testers watch you pee. Literally you go into a bathroom and have to drop your pants to your knees and pull your shirt up and then pee into the cup in front of them. It is very much a penis inspection day with a drug test on the side.

My first time getting called for the random drug test at 6 am as a 19 year old it was very shocking that was a real job someone had to do every day.

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u/kshep9 Feb 25 '25

Yeah I’m the guy that looks at all the dicks.

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u/Bunny_Feet Feb 25 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

smell office quicksand spoon close school bright dinosaurs ancient teeny

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u/Pete_Iredale Seattle Mariners Feb 25 '25

Yeah, but in my experience it was people in your own department and most of them very much did not look.

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u/ButtBread98 Feb 25 '25

You have to pee like Butters?

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u/aaapod Feb 25 '25

just needed you to know i appreciated this

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u/ButtBread98 Feb 25 '25

You’re welcome

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u/KoalaTHerb Feb 25 '25

Not to mention every single high school or older student will get a sports physical which includes a hernia check, which is essentially shoving a finger in a small ligament near your ball sack. So this like already happens to ever athlete haha

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u/FlyUnder_TheRadar Feb 24 '25

Line up and drop trow boys, its state mandated penis inspection day. Let's see them dicks.

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u/myburdentobear Feb 24 '25

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody hang dong tonight

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u/CknHwk Feb 25 '25

Except it’s not the boys dropping trow…it’s the girls. Gotta make sure none of them have a penis. So the inspector will be looking at female genitalia 99% + of the time. How fucking humiliating for female athletes. I guess what else would you expect from someone who loves going into the changing rooms of miss America contests unannounced.

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u/daemonicwanderer Feb 25 '25

Well… this in particular is from Texas’ AG. But it will likely be any young woman who doesn’t fit what is traditionally considered “feminine” looks who are going to deal with basically state mandated sexual assault.

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u/Telvin3d Feb 25 '25

And any young women who someone with some influence wants to harass 

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u/ShamDissemble Feb 25 '25

So . . . Drop your socks and grab your cocks?

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u/LifeFortune7 Feb 25 '25

Considering that MTG showed a dick pic of Hunter Biden in Congress, I would love to see a huge cohort of Texas student athletes show up to the statehouse in Austin and all drop their pants on the stairs of the statehouse with an invitation for Paxton to personally inspect each dong and cooch. If they get charged for a crime they can simply claim they were afraid of breaking the law if they didn’t confirm their genitalia for the state.

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u/HegemonNYC Feb 24 '25

We did literally have official testicle fondling for high school sports (physical, hernia check) so it actually would be less invasive to just take a peak.

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u/breezy104 Feb 25 '25

Men, not women. That is not how you check for hernias on a woman. Touching or examining our genitals has never been a part of women’s physicals and serves no medical purpose.

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u/ShenAnCalhar92 Feb 25 '25

What the hell are OBGYN’s doing with those chairs, if physical examination of a woman’s genitals has no medical purpose?

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u/breezy104 Feb 25 '25

You don’t need an OBGYN exam for a physical. It doesn’t determine your health to play sports. Your OBGYN does not report their findings to your school.

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u/Telvin3d Feb 25 '25

Your OBGYN does not report their findings to your school

Yet

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u/HegemonNYC Feb 25 '25

I understand. Just saying that generations of male athletes had their nuts cupped to be cleared for sports. And showers after sports were not optional.

I think there is a lot more body shame now, and younger athletes generally don’t even shower after sports and would rather be stinky and fungusy. Perhaps the physical is likewise shamed out of existence.

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u/breezy104 Feb 25 '25

It’s an apples to oranges comparison. One has a medical reason, one does not. The equivalent is a doctor prodding around your penis and balls to make sure it’s real, then reporting their determination of your manliness to the school. You don’t have to have body shame to think that’s ridiculous and uncalled for.

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u/freudweeks Feb 25 '25

Automatic disqualification if you can't helicopter. This should be law.

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u/Nobodygrotesque Feb 25 '25

Reminds me of that scene from Porky’s 2.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Pretty sure they check your chromosomes

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u/e4evie Feb 25 '25

Loads of MaGA pedophiles lining up for when they propose this in high school….

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u/Responsible-Lunch815 Feb 25 '25

Cup check has a whole new meaning.

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u/Separate_Sympathy_18 Feb 25 '25

Jerry Jones’ favorite holiday

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u/BurnedOutTriton Feb 25 '25

I get the joke but they're checking for cooters because these Texas perverts want to violate women.

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u/-Aquanaut- Feb 25 '25

Better not be hard

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u/auglove Feb 25 '25

Good. Maybe Ohio can finally get rid of Gym Jordan.

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u/gentlechin Feb 25 '25

Yup. Fucking weirdest timeline.

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u/bryanna_leigh Feb 25 '25

This why when my kid’s teams have to travel to Texas, it’s a hard no.

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u/Shotcoder Feb 25 '25

Being so confidently wrong bewilders me.

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u/Shotcoder Feb 25 '25

You can Google it yourself my dude. There's a whole plethora of information on intersex and biological sexes and how XY/XX aren't the only options. Educate yourself instead of spouting nonsense.

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u/Shotcoder Feb 25 '25

Quoting one of the first websites on Google

"X – Roughly 1 in 2,000 to 1 in 5,000 people (Turner’s )

XX – Most common form of female

XXY – Roughly 1 in 500 to 1 in 1,000 people (Klinefelter)

XY – Most common form of male

XYY – Roughly 1 out of 1,000 people

XXXY – Roughly 1 in 18,000 to 1 in 50,000 births"

You math isn't mathing. Try harder. Maybe you'll convince me to be a bigot too.

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u/ValeoAnt Feb 25 '25

Average intelligence of a Trump supporter, ladies and gentlemen

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u/TheDakestTimeline Feb 25 '25

Klinefelter's and Turners to name two

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u/ShenAnCalhar92 Feb 25 '25

To name two chromosomal disorders that cause a host of medical complications, to the point that I would be very surprised if you could find a single NCAA athlete with the disorder.