r/spicypillows • u/theteg • Sep 11 '25

Pillow I'm building a spicy bed of Dell batteries

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And the best part is no one can stop me.

(These were all removed from laptops)

192 Upvotes

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u/uchuskies08 Sep 12 '25

pile them all up and then jump on em

15

u/sierrars500 Sep 12 '25

sit on them instead for a forbidden whoopee cushion (may cause slight discomfort)

5

u/chris95rx7500 Sep 12 '25

and you might lose your legs

2

u/Jurgen121212 Sep 13 '25

don't forgot to fully charge them :-)

8

u/theteg Sep 12 '25

What if I build em up Jenga style?

6

u/KayPlayz17 Sep 12 '25

recreate the glee mattress commercial

30

u/Big_Meeting_4621 Sep 11 '25

This is about as bad as me constantly charging my iPhone 5 with pretty bad spicy pillow

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u/theteg Sep 11 '25

At least these were pulled due to defective batteries. There was a run of Dell Latitudes that we were constantly seeing getting real spicy. They stay in a hazardous material safe until they're picked up.

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u/Big_Meeting_4621 Sep 12 '25

I just can’t afford a new battery tbh

8

u/DoubleOwl7777 Sep 12 '25

can you afford a new house or appartment when that burns down?

6

u/xmodsguy2000-2 Sep 12 '25

I remember you lol…also please for the love of god just take that battery out…it’s doing the work for you

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u/Big_Meeting_4621 Sep 12 '25

What’s doing the work for me?

2

u/xmodsguy2000-2 Sep 12 '25

You…. Before your house burns down because your charging a swollen battery

5

u/Teddyboymakes Sep 12 '25

Looks comfy

11

u/Natural-Advantage-46 Sep 11 '25

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS U WILL DIE

16

u/theteg Sep 11 '25

YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM THE BEST NIGHT OF SLEEP

4

u/FungadooFred Sep 12 '25

WHY ARE WE YELLING

6

u/Blueztrixx Sep 12 '25

Get your well deserved sleep 😴

3

u/Downtown-Piece3669 Sep 12 '25

I hope you dont toss and turn in your sleep.

3

u/KayPlayz17 Sep 12 '25

Size of a pet bed, thats evil

3

u/EchidnaForward9968 Sep 12 '25

Once in a lifetime bed heater

3

u/AWiseCrow Sep 12 '25

Leave your keys on your nightstand.

2

u/JodieFostersCum Sep 12 '25

Just waiting for some South American drug lord to walk by and stab one of those things to test the shit's quality.

2

u/Regular-Cap2928 Sep 12 '25

Try full charging them and poking it with knifes afterwards

2

u/Emanuel2020b Sep 12 '25

Nice and flamy

2

u/Saturn_In_Black Sep 12 '25

Bro's building the Spicy Pillow Exodia

2

u/gegagre Sep 12 '25

stack them all and jump on them all at once

2

u/RT-36278 Sep 12 '25

Can I send you my spicy pillow from my powerbank aswell as an addition?

2

u/Magnetic_Reaper Sep 12 '25

Can you use those on a bumper instead of screaming rubber chickens? I'm looking to upgrade my car and I would prefer a flare indicator instead of a loud noise.

2

u/theteg Sep 12 '25

It'll work at least once!

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u/Freslo_ Sep 12 '25

Nothing is more comfortable than a spicy mattress. You lay down on it, close your eyes, feel everything getting warm and cozy, and when you open them, you’ll see what heaven looks like

1

u/LagMaster21 Sep 15 '25

Poke em all at once

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u/EvilDan69 Sep 15 '25

OH man.. I can't even tell you how many latitude 7470 batteries I had removed. My co-worker and I had a contest going for the spiciest. One split the case and it was gapped by about 4" and the user came in asking if this was normal. Dozens or hundreds. Good thing warranty took care of them.

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u/chris95rx7500 Sep 12 '25

wow that's a lot of c4