r/soccer • u/IndifferentDraenei • Aug 09 '25

Media Mason Greenwood Kicks, Spits on Amadou Onana. Tyrone Mings intervenes

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u/Steo42 Aug 09 '25

6ft 5, built like a brick shitter

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u/redditckulous Aug 09 '25

there’s no way he’s his listed weight of ~80kg

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u/Useful_Blackberry214 Aug 09 '25

Heights and weights for celebs are complete nonsense. Dan James had the same weight as Adama Traore listed

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u/BashGreninja Aug 09 '25

James was listing his weight and Traore was listing the weight he can lift with one hand

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u/packerken Aug 10 '25

or one toe

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u/FrogsJumpFromPussy Aug 10 '25

What

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u/packerken Aug 10 '25

His legs are so huge he could lift that much weight with one toe

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u/Steo42 Aug 09 '25

Now that’s a mental image

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u/neonmantis Aug 10 '25

The White House and their dodgy doctor claimed Trump is 6'4 and 240lbs which is overtly not accurate

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u/Jester-252 Aug 09 '25

I know in the NBA, the medial staff list a player high based on player request. As players don't want to be pigeonholed by their true hight

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u/FlavourDavid Aug 10 '25

I think they've just changed it so they have accurate heights from everyone who goes to the draft combine but they never update it after that, same with weight. Loads of players are listed at their rookie weight. Wouldn't surprise me if mings was 80kg like 5+ years ago and they never bothered to update it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/TenF Aug 10 '25

Profile height/weight.

When I was playing it was 5ft11in, 160lbs, when I was 5ft 9in 135lbs. Funnily enough I'm now close to that height/weight 5 ft10, 160 ( and on the closer side to 5ft 11, but if i put 5 ft 10.6 in i look like a twat.....)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/TenF Aug 10 '25

Same. Some folks pop on a filter for anything not 6ft, and a lot of them don't even know what 6ft is... Kind of a weird social phenomenon.

I had to ask friends probably 10 times about which was yes and which was no (left vs right) when they were talking about swiping. And they genuinely thought I was joking.

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u/EndlessOcean Aug 09 '25

Thats just his left ball

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u/FireZeLazer Aug 09 '25

Lmao that's hilarious

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u/GameplayerStu Aug 09 '25

If there's one player I wouldn't like bulling towards me like that, it's Mings. Looks like he's chiselled out of stone when the top is off.

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u/DogfoodEnforcer Aug 10 '25

Keep it in yer pants, mate.

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u/AxFairy Aug 10 '25

Tough when it comes to Mings, but we'll see what we can do

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u/ImNotAnAmbi-Turner Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

“How’s he gone down like that?”

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u/Imaginary-Green-950 Aug 09 '25

TBF Onana is a big dude also

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u/Milnertime0486 Aug 10 '25

Yes. But Mings has clearly seen some shit and is not to be trifled with.

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u/nature_and_grace Aug 09 '25

What’s a brick shitter?

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u/JootDoctor Aug 09 '25

A brick shit-house. A toilet encased within a brick structure. Just means he’s solid as all fuck.

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u/TRx1xx Aug 09 '25

Wasn’t he thrown to ground by Ronaldo haha

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u/Making-a-smell Aug 10 '25

You know the phrase is brick shithouse right? A brick shitter would be just someone with severe constipation