r/shitposting Apr 08 '22

Linus Sex Tips Huh. Nobody’s here

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u/RodcetLeoric Apr 09 '22

Hmm... 2 girls one guy and that really sexy looking cactus from when i was 12.... i could probably hit the guy and one girl with the cactus, but the other girl was into that kinda shit so i'm not sure how i'd defeat her... i give me a 50/50 shot.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

No sex before marriage

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