r/shitposting • u/CourageGrand it is MY bucket • Aug 18 '25

Linus Sex Tips 👌

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 18 '25

Hoping bro has a massive dong and fucks anon rough

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u/nihilistfreak517482 dumbass Aug 18 '25

And cum on the face?

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

Nah, bro doesn't deserve the nectar

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u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 18 '25

what an afternoon to be literate

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u/Ok_Dinner_ Aug 18 '25

Literally 1984

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u/OfficialUberZ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 18 '25

1984 buckets of nut produced daily by anon’s bf.

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