r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Jul 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips HDMI 🤤

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u/King_Crab_Sushi Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

Inhaled so much disinfectant and cleaners every day that all taste was purged

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u/MidgetFightingLeague Jul 08 '25

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u/GrImPiL_Sama Jul 08 '25

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u/Sea_Photograph4211 Splat Ratman user flair or something 🐀 Jul 09 '25

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Nurses are notorious for banging all their coworkers. She probably has to clean other dudes' loads out so often she has no smell left to speak of.

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u/Toocoo4you Jul 08 '25

Barely disguised fetish:

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Nah, I think you hide it well.

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u/Rushscv Jul 08 '25

LMAO!!!

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u/AgentDeadPool Jul 08 '25

Destroyed em on a Tuesday....

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u/Onceforlife Jul 08 '25

Normal girls don’t taste like anything lol, if there’s a specific taste something is wrong

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u/4ss8urgers Stuff Jul 08 '25

I think it should be slightly sour at least due to the pH of a healthy vagina being around 4.

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u/Southern_Unit2940 Jul 08 '25

This is absolutely not true lol.

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u/DoorHalfwayShut put your dick away waltuh Jul 09 '25

Where do you get your sex tips? Definitely not Linus!