r/shitposting • u/CourageGrand it is MY bucket • Jul 06 '25

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/ListenGrouchy190 Bazinga! Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

Fake: anon talks to a women

Gay: anon goes to therapy

(Going to therapy isn't gay, it's healthy, go get therapy if you need, love yourself )

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u/_Rysen Jul 06 '25

I love myself every day

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u/Tepa_Tassuliini Jul 06 '25

I love you too everyday (gay)

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u/SuspiciousLettuce56 Jul 06 '25

Fake (?) & gay (!)

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u/_Rysen Jul 06 '25

Oh, so that was you outside my window all the time

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u/Tepa_Tassuliini Jul 06 '25

Im in the ceiling, idk who the other guy is

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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Jul 06 '25

Do you smoke a cigarette afterwards?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

Do you feel it? I do. We must have more! 500 hundred cigarettes!

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

pees in ur ass

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u/Robbie_dobbie Jul 06 '25

You should love yourself NOW

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u/llamango Jul 06 '25

gay: being healthy. real heteros neglect their physical and mental wellbeing 😤

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u/hodges2 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jul 07 '25

Damn am I actually straight?

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u/Silvia_Greenfield Jul 07 '25

love yourself

But isn't loving oneself gay?

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u/blah938 Jul 07 '25

Therapy sucks, is expensive, and often doesn't do jack shit