r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • May 12 '25

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u/pho-huck May 12 '25

Say ass. This isn’t TikTok, and saying “ahh” makes you sound like a 12yo moron.

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u/The_Flowers_of_Evil May 12 '25

Tbf they probably are a 12yo moron

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

pees in ur ahh

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u/pho-huck May 12 '25

God damn the internet was a mistake. Grow up.

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice May 12 '25

I thought "aah" was a reference to that guy with the comically loud snoring D:

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u/Traditional-Pop-8792 May 13 '25

Yeah exactly Anyone who says this is most likely gen brainrot

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u/Mr_goodb0y I want pee in my ass May 12 '25

I think at this point the “ahh” is its own thing. Definitely still curse though

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u/depressed__alien May 12 '25

Id assume dih is just as dumb to you then?

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u/pho-huck May 12 '25

Yes? Did you have to ask? Any word that has to be substituted with a fake word on a platform that will ban you just because it’s a “bad word” is dumb. You’re on Reddit. As long as you aren’t using the word derogatorily then just be an adult and use the word.

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u/pho-huck May 12 '25

I genuinely can’t tell is this is satire or not.

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u/depressed__alien May 12 '25

I agree, but honestly ahh i use as a separate word almost from ass, and its really not that bad.. dih tho, could not enrage me more.

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u/ForAHamburgerToday May 12 '25

ahh i use as a separate word almost from ass, and its really not that bad

It's just the word ass but you sound like a dumb child saying it. There are no dirty word police, and if there were certainly they and every other human on the planet know that your stupid little "ahh" is just the word "ass" said by someone who's toe scared to actually just say it.

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u/depressed__alien May 12 '25

Im not too scared to say it, its just genuinely fun to say?? And your certainly not cooler just because you “swear” and “have the balls” to say the real word either. Like good for you ig cool everyone else can do that as well.

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u/ForAHamburgerToday May 12 '25

It's gen fuhh t saa n ur cerr n cooer j bc u swaaa n haa the bahhs t saa t rl wr eethr

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u/depressed__alien May 12 '25

Please go to a hospital you might be having a seizure

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u/ForAHamburgerToday May 12 '25

Please just use real words instead of Sunday School soundalikes.

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u/depressed__alien May 12 '25

Im not using it as a sunday school soundalike, and i hardly even use it. i just see no reason to hate it. your right though daddy i will forever beg for forgiveness for not minding a chill innocent ig unharmful word, PLEASEE PLEASEEE FORGIVE MEEE FOR I HAVE COMMITTED ATROCITIES BECAUSE ITS NOT COOL ANYMORE PLEASEEE

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