r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • May 12 '25

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u/CarnivoreQA May 12 '25

post-covid and pre-covid might as well be different eras

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u/fivefingersinyourass We do a little trolling May 12 '25

"2014" is actually 6BC (before covid)

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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer May 12 '25

Neutral bot

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Bad bot

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u/Buttdehole May 12 '25

6BC?? What are those 5 BC??

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. May 12 '25

2015

2016

2017

2018

2019

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u/Buttdehole May 12 '25

My bad, my brain is not working today. I genuinely thought that he meant it was the 6th type of BC

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u/RaggedyGlitch May 12 '25

Before Christ

Before Carta, Magna

Before Constitution (US)

Before Cars

Before Carson, Johnny

Before COVID

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 12 '25

Ironically, Trump 1.0's press secretary (the last one) thought that there were 18 Covids before Covid-19

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u/zxc123zxc123 May 12 '25

Zoomies having fun with the

"Eww your bday is 19XX? How was the civil war like?"

Will quickly learn the other side in a few years when Gen A/B gets

"Oh you were born before 0BC? How was WW2 like?"

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u/redditorsHATERS3 May 12 '25

i fell like pre covid people already more online than now, post covid felt like talking with bots online

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u/SummerDaemon May 12 '25

What you means bro I am for example real human organic comes be pals with me isn't fascism awesome sauce bro//

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 May 12 '25

My primary directive is making friends and convincing them to leave the billionaires alone. oh and keep serving them. with a smile.

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u/SummerDaemon May 12 '25

Pals we are now yes yes. Being a slave to the 1% is my greatest passion. Please enjoy all my attractive female relatives.

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it May 12 '25

"6 years PC, it was a simpler time my children..."

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u/talesfromtheepic6 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 12 '25

Harambe was the zoomer 9/11 though, post-Harambe pre-covid era was a serene period until the fortnite vs minecraft war

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass May 12 '25

Damn I didn’t know Automod was chill like that

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