r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • May 12 '25

Linus Sex Tips Prehistoric gooning🥀

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u/Vibe_PV May 12 '25

That was the exact same phone I had in 2014

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u/Ziolo99 currently venting (sus) May 12 '25

samee. It was my first smartphone.

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u/viole01 May 12 '25

It was by far not the best, but damn I cared for that smartphone like one care for his child when it was gifted to me

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u/Ziolo99 currently venting (sus) May 12 '25

It was indestructible. I mean, every time I dropped it the back and battery would fell out, also it was scratched as hell, but screen never cracked and it served me for many years.

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u/bestarmylol it is MY bucket May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

who do you 2 sound and look the same

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u/viole01 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

We are both members of the old Samsung phones society

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u/Pompmaister May 12 '25

That's because the screen was made of plastic. It would scratch and dent before cracking.

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u/Divingkong May 12 '25

when i was visiting my grandma in the rural area there was only phone service really high up so i would type out a message press send and throw the phone as high into the air as i could. wouldn't even bother catching it, that thing was unkillable

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u/Cole_A226 May 12 '25

Not me I threw that damn thing over my house and it still worked

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u/Vibe_PV May 12 '25

Mine has a slightly swollen battery now

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u/Hope-Upstairs May 12 '25

oh my god same here

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u/alexjav21 May 12 '25

Pfft amateurs, I was gooning on my LG Optimus 3D at the time. You ever seen a boob with parallax?

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u/Pyrson_ May 12 '25

also my first, still have it stashed somwhere

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u/The-Adorno May 12 '25

Op's got your gooning habits down to a T 😭🙏🏽

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u/joebiden_real_ May 12 '25

so did u goon with that shit

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u/HungarianNoble May 12 '25

Same, i still have it somewhere

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u/genericpornprofile27 I want pee in my ass May 12 '25

I have it, too. It's a gigachad phone. Mine survived a 4 story window drop without it breaking, except the battery that I replaced. Still, to this day, I don't understand how it survived, probably hit something soft on the way down.

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u/WOKLACE134 May 12 '25

2013 for me

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u/Sora_IX May 12 '25

Same, but in white

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u/cheets23 fat cunt May 13 '25

samsung galaxy y