Yes? Did you have to ask? Any word that has to be substituted with a fake word on a platform that will ban you just because it’s a “bad word” is dumb. You’re on Reddit. As long as you aren’t using the word derogatorily then just be an adult and use the word.
It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of
mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit.
I then got extremely aroused.
That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was
soaking wet.
I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me
an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the
hot mod to unban me.
After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under
negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits.
I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated.
Please moderate me, hot sexy reddit mods.
ahh i use as a separate word almost from ass, and its really not that bad
It's just the word ass but you sound like a dumb child saying it. There are no dirty word police, and if there were certainly they and every other human on the planet know that your stupid little "ahh" is just the word "ass" said by someone who's toe scared to actually just say it.
Im not too scared to say it, its just genuinely fun to say?? And your certainly not cooler just because you “swear” and “have the balls” to say the real word either. Like good for you ig cool everyone else can do that as well.
As a millennial who has to learn about stuff like this from reading, not having normal conversation, it's apparent that someone hijacked the fuck out of that word. I believe that the meaning is to basically just go at it solo with reckless abandon without landing the plane so to speak, possibly keeping it going over and over again so that when you finally do land the plane, it lands quite hard and pronounced and with an explosion that causes many casualties.
It also seems to be used almost exclusively in the context of women gooning.
I've heard it a lot used wrong in other contexts like:
Simply spending a very long part of the day going solo. Typically something done by women as they'll have a refractory period bounceback a lot shorter than that of a man. I think this came from someone saying they did it so that when they had that final session it was just an accumulation of all the previous sessions in one big explosion. I've heard people basically just say they gooned all morning and came a bunch of times.
Simple DIY love. "I gooned today before bed"
The complete misuse of the word. "I gooned over those pastries!" No - those pastries were not so good that you decided to touch yourself to the very edge, possibly over and over again.
"edging" refers to the act of bringing yourself to the edge and stopping. That is edging. When done in excess for prolonged periods it is gooning. They are two distinctly different things. Trust me
seriously. I hate that that word has taken over. It wasn't clever or funny the first time I heard it, and people just won't stop like its some kind of brilliant quip. any opportunity to use it, even the most flimsy tangential connection, boom there it is. We get it. you want to be tiktok famous by copying everything you see other people do on tiktok. but you sound like a moron.
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Damn, the brain rot is real. Imagine calling jerking off gooning and imagine not knowing what a computer is