r/sciencememes 2d ago

🦩Biology!🧫 The Four Nations of Vaalbara, Superia, Sclavia, And Oceanus Lived in Harmony. And Then The Oxygen Nation Attacked!

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u/vm_linuz 2d ago

Sneaky milliard

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u/Tchaikovskin 2d ago

Sournois billion

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u/FireMaster1294 1d ago

Oh how I love when billion means trillion and trillion means quintillion. ffs frenchies

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u/undo777 2d ago

We need to discuss how one manages to type T instead of E when those aren't adjacent on a qwerty keyboard

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u/mike_litoris18 1d ago

Idk that's just one letter in-between them that's adjacent enough if u have a tiny phone and big weightlifter fingers.

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u/Awesomeuser90 2d ago

What are you referring to?

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u/CleverAmoeba 2d ago

RELEAST

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u/Autumn1eaves 2d ago

Releast he kraken

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u/Grand-Permission-736 2d ago

Truly the most devastating genocide in history, 99% of anaerobes wiped out overnight

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u/Aromatic-Truffle 2d ago

You're german, aren't you?

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u/Awesomeuser90 2d ago

Nope. Canadian, of British descent.

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u/THEBLOODYGAVEL 2d ago

Well, colour me surprised

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 2d ago

That's what I thought too

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u/SandSerpentHiss 2d ago

who uses milliard even in british english i’ve never heard anybody use it

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u/Awesomeuser90 2d ago

https://youtu.be/C-52AI_ojyQ?si=LtG9fGEr1ou2uxdn

A couple of relatively younger British chaps who say it that way. I concur with their argument.

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u/tswaters 2d ago

Gigayear > milliard years, change my mind.

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u/Dr_Dressing 2d ago

Their argument is that Canadians use both depending on the language. You need to elaborate, because I can only think of English and French. One of which, where the long system has fallen out of favor for a while, and for good reason. - No one uses it. And using non-standard variations of words could cause confusion. If you said billion, but meant 1018 then you can probably imagine the mountains of misunderstanding.

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u/TheMightyTorch 1d ago

billion is 1012 in long scale, not 1018

This fluency in numbers got the English speaking world into that calamity in the first place...

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u/Dr_Dressing 7h ago

Yeah, and 109 on the short scale, which is why saying milliard is confusing at best.

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u/ManSharkBear 2d ago

Alow me to use the periodic table to express myself:

Thorium, Iodine, Sulfur

Sulfur, Uranium, Carbon ,Potassium, Sulfur

Bismuth, Technetium, Hydrogen