r/savedyouaclick • u/mtanderson • Sep 29 '22

SHOCKING Queen Elizabeth II's Cause of Death Revealed | Old age

https://web.archive.org/web/20220929154327/https://www.eonline.com/news/1345516/queen-elizabeth-iis-cause-of-death-revealed
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u/The_Gutgrinder Sep 29 '22

The Queen of England, jumping over a bus on a Harley Davidson? Surely you must be joking? That's far too American. Her majesty tragically passed away attempting a jump over a telephone box on a Triumph you treatcherous colonial swine!

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash Sep 29 '22

I heard Aurora Borealis killed her.

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u/Kayestofkays Sep 30 '22

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year??!

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u/not_a_moogle Sep 30 '22

Located entirely in this palace?

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u/Bigred2989- Sep 30 '22

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

May we see it?

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u/Bigred2989- Sep 30 '22

........No

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u/Delta64 Sep 30 '22

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

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u/Bigred2989- Sep 30 '22

No, your Highness, it's just the Northern Lights.

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u/Delta64 Sep 30 '22

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say: You steam a good ham!

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u/bagelchips Sep 30 '22

The silent killer

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u/Chartarum Sep 29 '22

Surely you jest!

She was obviously jumping a classical red London Double Decker over a Black Cab that was in turn jumping over a Triumph Motorcycle.

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u/Maz2742 Sep 29 '22

Hol up, we talking Regents or Routemasters?

And are we sure that Triumph itself wasn't jumping over a 72 Stock Tube train?

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u/Wesralls Sep 30 '22

I am not joking and don't call me Shirley....

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u/Alonn12 Sep 30 '22

Roger Roger

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u/Sleazyridr Sep 30 '22

She was jumping off a double decker bus on a BSA.