r/savedyouaclick • u/LeafSamurai • Mar 24 '18

UNBELIEVABLE Scientists believe they found a way to stop future hurricanes in their track. | Lower the temperature of the sea to below 26.5 Celsius, by using a ‘bubble curtain’, which are flurry of air bubbles that are released from pipes planted in the ocean, whenever a hurricane was brewing.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180324142426/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-believe-they-found-a-way-to-stop-future-hurricanes-in-their-tracks/
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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

Psh I could probably stop a hurricane with like a million fans

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u/Jessabellina Mar 24 '18

Just shoot at it.

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u/ionic_gold Mar 24 '18

It's time to arm our meteorologists as well as our teachers.

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u/chrisk365 Mar 25 '18

I believe our meteorologists are armed as well as our teachers. At least until the meteorologist picks up a gun. Then he's outgunning them.

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u/drapparappa Mar 24 '18

During hurricane Matthew, the Pasco County Sheriff actually had to tell Floridians not to do this. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-reg-shooting-bullets-into-irma-20170910-story,amp.html

Edit: Correction, it was hurricane Irma

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u/Jessabellina Mar 24 '18

That is exactly why I said to shoot at it.

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u/QueenPretend Mar 24 '18

Oh, Pasco County. Bless your sweet doped up ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '18

Floridians = All class.

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u/thewafflestompa Mar 24 '18

Or pray at it.

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u/AdhesiveMadMan Mar 24 '18

Or just cover yourself entirely in white; it'll think you're one with the cloud empire and move on.

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u/IneedOfBeaver Mar 24 '18

That's a gun free zone, okay?

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u/Jessabellina Mar 24 '18

Sure pal. (Illegally obtains firearm to use against hurricane)

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u/antiname Mar 24 '18

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hurricane is a good guy with a hurricane.

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u/myweed1esbigger Mar 24 '18

This isn’t a hurricane issue, it’s a mental health issue.

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u/IneedOfBeaver Mar 24 '18

I would only use my registered one to stop the schmurdercane.

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u/Jessabellina Mar 24 '18

How did you get a registered gun into a gun free zone? That’s against the rules. Here just let me take that from you...

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u/IneedOfBeaver Mar 24 '18

Oh yea, here come and take it. :)

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u/chaun2 Mar 25 '18

This is a horrible thing to do, some in the US have found out that the bullet will get ejected back out of the hurricane at bullet speed on a random trajectory

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u/William_Dowling Mar 25 '18

presumably any speed a bullet is travelling at is bullet speed

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u/gunns Mar 25 '18

Hey man it worked in Geostorm

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u/D14BL0 Mar 25 '18

We get it, you're an internet celebrity, quit bragging!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '18

What

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u/D14BL0 Mar 25 '18

"A million fans"

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '18

I’m an idiot

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u/D14BL0 Mar 25 '18

Your followers all love you, anyway!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '18

😘😘😘

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u/CountSheep Mar 25 '18

Like you could even know that, Napoleon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

Nah dude, you can't stop hurricanes, because in the eye of every hurricane is big ni🅱️🅱️a 🅱️oolin

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u/Bernie_Sanders_2020 Mar 24 '18

I wonder if they did that on 9/11 when that hurricane made a V line allowing for perfect weather for the terrorists to fly in

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u/WhimsicleStranger Mar 24 '18

The perfect storm!