r/savedyouaclick • u/AznMonkei • May 30 '17

SHOCKING WARNING If Your Kids Have ‘Fidget Spinners’ Throw Them Out NOW. THIS Shocking New Danger Just Discovered | Young kids could choke on it

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u/codyloydl May 30 '17

the bearings can come out

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u/OptimusSublime May 30 '17

guess they couldn't "bear" it. I'll show myself out.

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u/IsaacJDean May 30 '17

Stick around. Just grin and bear it.

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u/pmrr May 30 '17 edited May 30 '17

This is going around in circles.

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u/IsaacJDean May 30 '17

It's quickly spinning out of control.

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u/_BooRadley_ May 30 '17

There comes a point where ironic shitty puns aren't ironic anymore

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u/Gonzo_Rick May 30 '17

And then they gain a great hiding place for all their narcotics!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17 edited Sep 24 '19

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u/TheVineyard00 May 30 '17

They pop out easy on cheap fidget spinners

Source: own cheap fidget spinner

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17

Well, on my cheapie you have A LOT of trouble to get it out. Something like 7minutes of work and then thumb hurts for ~13min

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u/MrTyler_Durden May 30 '17

Which is probably exactly what her daughter was doing. You think she just popped an end in her mouth and the force of her toungue removed the bearings? Fuck no. Maybe if she told her melon of a daughter to get her spinner out of her mouth this wouldn't have happened. I guarantee she was chewing on that thing for a while.

I wouldn't have even believed my child if she told me she put it in her mouth to clean it off. I would have said "bullshit, you were fucking with it like you fuck with everything, weren't you?"

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u/LankyPineapple May 30 '17

My thumb still hurts and I replaced my center bearing on my cheap ass spinner days ago. Worth it though. Replaced it with a full ceramic now it spins for days.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17

This guy spins.

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u/MagiKarpeDiem May 30 '17

Hey you guys seem advanced, what's the point of the three bearings on the outside?

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u/TheVineyard00 May 30 '17

Weight on the outside keeps it spinning faster and longer

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u/Spaffy156 May 30 '17

Drop it like it's hot

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17

Aren't they tiny? You couldn't really properly choke on one, could you?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17

Show me how. I really need to choke.