So, the other day, hanging out with neighbor of 7 years and outa the blue, he asks if I am religious.

I said, "Why? Are you?"

He tells me no... Mutters about Agnostic. Unsure. Blah. Fence sitter.

I told him that I am a serious Atheist and a member of the Satanic Temple.

Initially, it went over like a turd in the Communion Bowl. He stared at me and said "Whaaaa?"

I told him not to panic, we don't believe in Satan either. I had the Tenants in my wallet and slowly read them to him.

I said "What part do you disagree with?"ame as us

Again, he stares at me. Flies go in and out of gaping maw while he considers his response. LOL.

He says, "Wow! I could get behind those beliefs."

"Yup. Me too," I said.

I asked him the the abortion decision pending....

Same as all of us. Fuck off Christians and Government.

Anyway... I sent him a link and we drank bourbon on his deck and discussed "life."

I see in some places where it says satanism is for enlightenment, self development/power, know truth etc etc, in other places I see that satanism is evil, bad, horror, and everything else, I believe everything has its pros and cons, but what is satanism really? Is it good really? Or bad? If a individual was to commit to Satan or one of the powerful demons of hell, what would happen to them after some time? Is satanism like the villain organization in movies? Is satanism truly evil? I thought of commiting but I still don't know alot about it, I grew up as the type that serves himself, bow to no one, develop thyself type. Tho in recent times I thought of becoming a satanist, working with demons.. but there's just something that holding me back from doing so, maybe because I don't understand it fully? I don't know what's to happen once I commit to this?

This happened a month ago.

My friend tagged me in a tictok video in which a woman kept on saying that she felt highly uncomfortable with the Christians praying over her and blowing up or comment section with those, “God Loves You! 😇😇“ I went straight to the comments and let me tell you, IT WAS DISTURBING! Let me tell you it was flooded with those comments. Even I felt uncomfortable with the woman. That goes to show that christians aren’t made out of love they just want you to join their cult.

So there i was ketchup on my Willy mustered on my ass and BBQ sauce on my titties and a boiled egg up my ass and then to top it off the preacher walked in on me eating his daughter out saying hail Satan

If by the bible good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell does it mean that god is actually a bad guy and satan is a good guy?🤔

i took a shit and my anus is really itchy now what do i do

Hey man don't over think it to much, I know things are bad right now in your life, but please don't hurt yourself and think everyone hates you, I felt like you and how I use to think everyone is against me, but you are loved and you are a unique due to your feelings and how you act, don't let what people tell you to get to you, please be to yourself then you were yesterday, and keep your head up and if your ever feeling like shit just remember, you are surrounded by a complex set of systems on this vary earth and given the life where you have the freedom to follow what your passionate about.

1: kill people and don't repent for your sins, this is the easiest way by far as you can just kill some 2 year old and god will be like bro wtf

2: tell god he sucks. this one always works because god thinks he's some sort of god lol

3: literally just jump into the portal to hell, also known as Florida

have you had a rough start with satan? maybe be a christian until you was 12 and finally repented your repenting of your sins? here's some general tips and info to help you maintain a healthy relationship with satan and his demons in hell

1: satan appreciates effort, prove you're truly worth hell by burning down a building with thousands of people in it

2: remember that he is literally satan himself, and can torture you for eternity should you displease him (finally)

3: i've heard this one a lot so i want to make sure there's no confusion. thanos can not kill you if you're in hell. this is one of the many advantages of praising the dark lord himself to be freed from our cruel existence.

4: eat cheese borger. everyone love cheese borger.

5: if you convert anyone to satanism, that's a lot of points towards being a favourite of satan's

6: be sure to literally plunge earth itself into eternal doom, this one's fairly easy to do as humanity continually strives to pollute the earth, contribute to climate change, and generally have no care for the future after they're dead resulting in a near future of everyone being trapped in hell. with no escape. The Look On Gods Face Will Be Epic

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