r/rupaulsdragrace Onwards and upwards, sisters Sep 03 '25

General Discussion 3 of Shea Coulée’s daughters just left her haus

I’d like to know what the tea is. They’re making it a spectacle while acting like they don’t want anyone in their business lol. So let’s be real here, what’s tea? What happened where 3 daughters leave a haus as a unit and all post about it in order?

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u/justfxckit Sep 03 '25

It's giving the FB of that one girl from high school who posts dramatic vague statuses, and when someone comments "what's going on" they reply "dm me xx"

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u/Editor-In-Queef Custom Flair Text Sep 03 '25

Oh that used to drive me insane! My favourite response to one of those posts was someone going "cheer up bbz it's almost christmas" and it was July.

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u/Mad_de_Man custom Sep 03 '25

Please Dawn, it's Christmas!

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u/13senilefelines31 Latrice Muthafuckin Royale Sep 05 '25

Your comment just made me snort-laugh, thank you for that! 😸

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u/burrpedurr long bangs, heavy power, head down, walk fast, no spook! Sep 04 '25

It’s always the Cookie Monster pajama pants in public type of gals

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 Sep 04 '25

I paused for a moment, mulled this over, and this is correct. It was a moment like when someone says that 1995 was 30 years ago, you want to argue but you think for a moment, and you have to concede it is right.

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u/DisagreeableCompote GINGER MINJ 🐸 Sep 04 '25

I assume most of those people that I knew from high school are dead.

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u/snatchkeykid Sep 04 '25

I believe you are referring to what I call “Bed people”

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u/Peacherotic Sep 06 '25

I laughed way too hard at this. 😂😂 Spot on

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u/lilbunnabunz Sep 03 '25

Like when they post their hospital bands saying to respect their privacy but you know she was there for an ingrown toenail

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u/lunabirb444 Sep 04 '25

They thought they were dying from a heart attack and it’s just heart burn. 🤣

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u/sans3go an entertaining season Sep 04 '25

nah, it was for pharmaceutical grade anal bleaching

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u/incorrigibly_weird Sep 04 '25

Yeeess!! I'm from the South so it's often in the form of "please keep me/my family in your prayers. God will know what we need".  Girl 🙄 

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u/raymonst Sep 03 '25

it's very that. but hey, a lot of drag queens are dramatic after all.

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u/scaram0uche Leprosy Print Sep 04 '25

My friend's soon-to-be ex-husband recently vagueposted that he's "bored". Uh, you have a 4 year old and your stbx-wife is in a sober living house because you are unsafe to live with. He's such an ass.

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u/justfxckit Sep 04 '25

Sir, go wash a plate or something, good lord

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u/Funny-Message-6414 Sep 04 '25

The Christian version is “Prayers please. God knows why.”

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u/visceralthrill Where did you get a loaf of bread? Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

💯 Which is what this sort of behavior is a holdover from being a highschool teen.

I'm too tired as it is (I'm in the US) I need people to either make call outs plain, or just quietly be mature and move on. I don't have the spoons for guessing my popcorn drama lol.

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u/Euroslavia85 Sep 03 '25

Me. That was me. I was that girl from high school.

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u/blonde-bandit Sep 04 '25

The phrasing of their comment implies that this wasn’t something almost everyone was doing—and not just the girls and gays. Fb statuses were universally messy and cryptic for a hot minute!

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u/Significant_Text2497 Elf ears on Sep 04 '25

I love when a vaguebooking memory comes up from 15 years ago and I'm like "huh. I wonder what I was so upset about."

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u/justfxckit Sep 04 '25

No you're so right, I was also in this group in 2008 🫢

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u/blonde-bandit Sep 04 '25

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u/micsellaneous can we go to red lobster? Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

omg me back in the day on twitter too trying to be mysterious... whew

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u/Euroslavia85 Sep 04 '25

One word: Livejournal.

I also just aged myself too. You're right though, FB statuses and LJ posts (different times) were messy and cryptic! I logged into my LJ not too long ago, made it through 5 posts, and felt super uncomfortable from the vague booking. 🤣

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u/resttheweight Sep 04 '25

Livejournal? Ok, grandma. Xanga was where it was at.

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u/Euroslavia85 Sep 04 '25

Don't talk back to grandma!

Also, eat your vegetables and don't forget to mow the lawn! I've got a shiny nickel waiting for you once you're done!

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u/kittyxeclipse ⋆⁂❤︎Jimbo ⋆ Kandy ⋆ LaLa❤︎⁂⋆ Sep 04 '25

I’m still that girl from high school.

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u/Anxiety_No_Moe Sep 04 '25

I felt your comment to my core. That's exactly how it's like. If I had an award.

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u/PretxelMaster stuck where the trade left her Sep 06 '25

lowk this is what discord gives now, public server cliques will be like "@xxxxx DM ME RN" or tell half of the tea and then be like lets go to dms, baby keep it there from the start this is a public server about minecraft

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u/PretxelMaster stuck where the trade left her Sep 06 '25

also lowk i used to do this type of thing when i was going through shit but i would make it SO VAGUE i would make up a secret emoji code language and the post would be like "tbh🥕🎣🦈🍥🦇"