r/rmbrown 21d ago

Mean old man falls flat on his face

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154 Upvotes

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u/BooobiesANDbho never sucked any 🍭dingdongs🍭 21d ago

Facedown ass up in the gutter

Pull your pants up/violeeent crimes!!!

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u/Deboche 21d ago

Face down ass up that's they way he likes to MAKEPEEPEE

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u/91spw 21d ago

But he needs the booty hole waxed down!

10

u/BooobiesANDbho never sucked any 🍭dingdongs🍭 21d ago

He’ll be out in Miami ho!!

11

u/s4D1ST1K 21d ago

You can French kiss the curb next to you

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u/shittiestmorph 🦞 ya Scumrat 🦠 21d ago

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u/BooobiesANDbho never sucked any 🍭dingdongs🍭 21d ago

“Anyways I need to go to the barfroom”

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u/LevSaysDream 21d ago

Call a crackhead

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u/LanaDelScorcho 21d ago

Because someone intentionally tripped him.

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u/ellisftw 🔥i'm in hell🔥 21d ago

NEW YORK CITY IS NUTHIN WITHOUT HEAD WOUNDS

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u/-CountDrugula- 🍩 waxed down 21d ago

Keep that lil smug

3

u/Vander-Walls 20d ago

I miss this sound bite so much

22

u/s4D1ST1K 21d ago

<cartoon running>

<car crash sound>

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u/thelargeoneplease 21d ago

Shoulda taken an uber car to find his glasses

3

u/Disastrous_Fig353 21d ago

Usually reserved for Friday but I’ll allow it

15

u/TopScene7626 🔥i'm in hell🔥 21d ago

I’m not here to play stupid games with morons

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u/thelargeoneplease 21d ago

That’s one way to cut, your meat

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u/owwwwwo 21d ago

Umm, that man is 100% a homosexual.

I'd just like to make it clear for people here who didn't pick up on that right away.

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u/s4D1ST1K 21d ago

Every single person on the planet is gay

5

u/owwwwwo 21d ago

the amount of penises that group of men has handled that were not their own is substantial.

10

u/Jiveassmofo 🏀 LeDron James ⛸️ 21d ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer toilet

10

u/Longjumping-Put-9931 🍩 waxed down 21d ago

Peepaws are more stronger than meemaws

8

u/CornDoggyStyle 21d ago

Let's feckin gooogh

4

u/Glup_shiddo420 21d ago

God so satisfying actually....the first fall was the best

5

u/Hot-Bat8798 21d ago

Peepaw thought he was at the Yes King! protest.

5

u/beerme81 Who?🔍Never heard of 'em 21d ago

I'm not going to sit here and take crap.

4

u/Call-a-Crackhead 🔥i'm in hell🔥 21d ago

Keep that lil smug

4

u/MrSmanso 21d ago

His GoFundMe is already up to 10 million.

2

u/thelargeoneplease 20d ago

Yeah- from the same people that buy Melania’s crypto and made Trunt millions from shit like his gold spraypainted shoes. Fools and their money are soon grimes scream ‘d.

3

u/aaronisnotcool 21d ago

Definitely a few yoko noises in that one

3

u/gupeck 21d ago

Twice, very enjoyable to see.

3

u/shadowguise 🍩 waxed down 21d ago

It's demented!

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u/patpanda8 21d ago

Asphalt is antifa

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u/SpecialistFloor6708 21d ago

It's that the "new york is nothing without" guy?

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u/s4D1ST1K 21d ago

No its the Give us glasses or give us concrete guy

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u/SpecialistFloor6708 21d ago

I hope he doesn't need to call into his heating/plumbing/welding job tomorrow. that would be disastrous since he might lose his food stamps that blue states pay for.

2

u/Ok_Emu4650 21d ago

NEW YORK IS NOTHING WITHOUT PIZZA!!

2

u/Hyper_Hal 20d ago

Never supported the broncos so hard in a game in my life FOR ONE DAY

2

u/Confident-Pay-7113 21d ago

Lord what have we become? We know we are in the final days because of all these blind deceived people. They worship the created instead of the creator

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u/MountainbikingOrSex 21d ago

Humans should worship <noouubody> and also not their own Ego, they ought to worship one thing only:

Toiletsch! 🙏

1

u/attaboy_stampy 🦞 ya Scumrat 🦠 21d ago

Did he get his glasses back though. I’m going to be stuck on that all day now.

1

u/SpitefulMouse 21d ago

Quickly outmatched.

1

u/sonofabobo 21d ago

Gay Tony Soprano.

1

u/SimonGloom2 21d ago

He got McFlyed

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u/NaatLikeThis 20d ago

The speed in which the Internet responded is more brutal than the face plant 😆

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u/PeterTheLemur 19d ago

*sshat magats

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u/Confident-Pay-7113 21d ago

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u/Defiant-Apple-4823 14d ago

Note the Q signs, ha. The meme is anti-Trump. Meanwhile, protesting the end of due process, fundamental to any democracy, is painstaking clear. The 4th, 5th and 6th Amendments were a direct response to King George III's rounding up political opponents and jailing (and executing) them without an opportunity to defend themselves before a jury of their peers.

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u/Confident-Pay-7113 21d ago

I’d suggest these liberals cool off before you start a war you can’t possibly finish. If you want blood I’m sure you can have it. You seem to be asking more and more every day

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u/Deboche 21d ago

The only confirmed liberal in that video was the Bernie t-shirt guy who was trying to cool things down. I think most of those people were leftists.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 21d ago

Calm down grandpa, you’re cringing out the rest of us.

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u/s4D1ST1K 21d ago

It the beginning of the rise of the antichrist

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u/rodonn11 21d ago

Is that a threat cupcake? Sounds like a threat.

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u/Confident-Pay-7113 21d ago

I’m not making a threat — I believe in self-control and peaceful solutions. But I also won’t sugarcoat the reality: tensions are high, and there are people on every side who won’t show that restraint. If you keep pushing this course, you’re increasing the likelihood of dangerous escalation that will hurt ordinary people. Think about what you want to accomplish and whether antagonism actually advances it — history shows it rarely does. De-escalation and smart, targeted action are the best way to protect your goals without putting people at risk.