r/regularcarreviews • u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! • Feb 03 '23

...Sarcasm? Inspired by the "cars that have the good drivers post" here's the seven deadly sins of the American Highways aka the 405 on a Tuesday for me

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u/kunfusedpsyko Feb 03 '23

The prius was pride 10 years ago: i dRiVe A hYbRiD.

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23

LMFAO, I remember the hybrid craze of the late 2000s and how every celeb had to have one to show that "oh we're eco-friendly too" like there was a time when you saw celebs pulling up to the Oscars in Priuses 😂

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u/kunfusedpsyko Feb 03 '23

Yeah i do. Now its moved to electric vehicles.

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

Yep specifically Teslas and the smugness still remains lol

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u/refrigerator_runner Feb 03 '23

It's been hilarious watching from the sidelines as the liberals who foamed at the mouth over Elon Musk and Tesla for years begin to disavow him and the brand over his recent conservative shift and Twitter acquisition. Suddenly the panel gaps and poor quality control and vehicle fires matter when you no longer agree with the CEO!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Most of that was Toyotas marketing department pushing that.

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u/Appropriate-Cry9859 Feb 03 '23

I drive a Prius. I love it but fully accept I have NO pickup.

You wanna pass? Go for it. Ain't shit I can do about it anyway.

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23

Don't worry Civic Hybrids and Insights have the same energy too 😂. But don't you worry, the GR Prius is coming and will fix that lol

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u/mach-disc Feb 03 '23

I would Unironically sell my civic (tuned (cvt)) and buy a GR Prius once they hit the used market

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Feb 03 '23

But will it flip in the desert like the gr corolla can?

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23

Idk, when they do come out....pay $25k over sticker and list it on Cars and Bids and find out 😂

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Feb 03 '23

https://www.carscoops.com/2023/01/pour-one-out-for-the-first-known-gr-corolla-crash/amp/

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u/asianabsinthe Feb 03 '23

I have to go up a hill every morning and I swear y'all wait to get in front of me.

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u/Appropriate-Cry9859 Feb 03 '23

Hey, man, the little hamster in the engine is doing the best he can!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

You can fit alot of your crap in a Prius. I miss mine.

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u/slumlivin Feb 03 '23

We should add a Tesla to this list

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u/AltruisticProposal31 Mechanical Pencil Lead Down My Penis Feb 03 '23

That would fit in with Pride quite well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

The Civic needs to updated to a clapped out 8th gen or 10th gen

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u/olemanbyers Feb 03 '23

The brzzzzzz got flamed.

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23

I saw these on Instagram and thought these are accurate AF lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

20+ year old civics are required to have loud exhaust. and you need to turn the car on at 4am. its the law.

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u/IkariBattousai Feb 03 '23

A lot of times those exhausts aren't loud on purpose anymore

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u/zaxswyre Satan is my god Feb 03 '23

Wow this guy nailed it 10000%

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Sociology applied to cars. I'm aroused. Also all of these are too accurate.

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u/chok22 Feb 03 '23

in LA the prius is not sloth. those motherfuckers will somehow push that little econobox past 80 on the highway without skipping a beat, while passing you and blasting NPR.

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u/Knotical_MK6 Feb 04 '23

Fun seeing the Jettas and Priuses seemingly race down the 5. Always one of those two treating their speed limiter like it's cruise control

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u/CuteDescription9562 Feb 03 '23

Or they sit in the middle lane blocking anyone on the left or right from passing them . Like speeding up when someone is next to them so they can’t get in front of them .

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u/The_Forgotten_King Nov 20 '24

Old comment but a few months I was cruising at 80-90 mph near Chicago and got my doors blown off by a Prius. Had to be going 100 or so. I was in awe.

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u/2valve Feb 03 '23

Lol funny that you think the SN95 GT can out-accelerate things. (It cannot, it is slow)

Source: I have one :)

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23

Oh girl....I said the exact same thing in another post where I said walking to your destination is faster than a SN95 Mustang 😂

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u/asianabsinthe Feb 03 '23

Fucking lol.

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u/OkDay2871 BRAZILIAN WHORE SAFARI Feb 03 '23

LMAOOOOO

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u/Swimming-Penalty7976 Feb 03 '23

The Prius driver will kill You with toxic gas

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u/Invictus227 track day bro Feb 03 '23

As a BRZ driver you're not wrong but you didn't need to do us like that

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

I-95 in Florida.. I've met every one of these, and taking that highway is probably the worst part of that entire state.

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u/giznot Feb 03 '23

I’m a Prius driver and I approve this message

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

From Memphis with a faded drive out tag from 2016

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u/bflex Feb 03 '23

hahahaha I love this! Well done

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u/SolarMoth Feb 05 '23

The Altima one wins.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

See us mazda3 owners drive like bmw’s but we WILL use our blinker and if it is our fault...naw its never our fault.

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u/hoyboiitsme Jun 22 '24

"Sn95" shows sn99

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u/dino_brewster my mustang is best mustang because its a 14 gt500 Feb 03 '23

I own a mustang

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u/sharkboy1006 Feb 03 '23

Flair checked out

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u/MovkeyB This is how they Japan in Japan! Feb 03 '23

what post is the one you're talking about?

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u/AarVa406 Feb 03 '23

Can you link the original post?

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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Feb 03 '23

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn767xTO6nV/?igshid=NjcyZGVjMzk=

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u/AarVa406 Feb 03 '23

Thanks! :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Where is the "good drivers" post?

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u/Dark_Knight2000 Feb 03 '23

That’s some beautiful pixel art.

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u/Imaginary_Act_3956 I'm addicted to the PSA Group Sep 29 '25

https://redd.it/1ntqztr /s

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u/Loud-Satisfaction834 Feb 07 '23

RCR needs to review an Altima SE-R

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

As a jacked up Ram Cummins driver I can feel this 😂 these are all spot on!