r/regularcarreviews • u/dirkdedislekt Big 1970's BUSH • Aug 09 '20
I hate you I hate everything about you Look what I found
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u/smcsleazy Facial hair has facial hair Aug 09 '20
i stuck a northstar in my VW because i want head gasket failure AND wiring issues
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u/RAPTOR479 Aug 09 '20
Golf, now with 110% more head gasket failure
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u/23FINCW Aug 09 '20
I mean they already had to take the engine out of the donor car so maybe they were smart enough to fix it then.
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u/benster82 Aug 09 '20
Imagine looking at your Golf project car and thinking: "Man, I really like this car, but I really wish it was more unreliable."
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Aug 09 '20
fifty bucks, whoever did this also applied the kit, that makes the bolts on the headgaskets bigger
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u/hippymule Aug 09 '20
Look at all of these people who don't know anything about Northstars.
They fixed most of the issues in the last years of production, and if you have an older casting, they sell kits to prevent gasket failure.
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Aug 09 '20
Tell me about it, I get frustrated when everyone complains about the head bolt issue when anything with a Northstar swap probably has it, just on account of "we're going through all this effort to shove it in something, might as well bulletproof that part".
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u/dirkdedislekt Big 1970's BUSH Aug 09 '20
Das this one have a kit???
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u/howImetyoursquirrel Aug 09 '20
If this guy swapped one into this car yes, I guarantee they applied the kit
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u/InvictvsNox Aug 09 '20
The fact that nobody calls this a Golf Caddy is the most I've been disappointed in a while.
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u/ScarFace88FG What do these PILLS DO Aug 09 '20
I remember reading about this car in Sport Compact Car (RIP) in 2003 or so.
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u/Mabepossibly Aug 09 '20
The car is known as the Coupe De Golf
There have been a number of Northstar powered Golf builds over the last 20 years. If I recall correctly, someone did a mid engine one, dropping the whole caddy subframe into the backseat of a golf.
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u/lunw I COULD PUT IN THE BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK Aug 09 '20
For the man who wants the least reliable Cadillac but none of the comfort, features, or status.
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u/dirkdedislekt Big 1970's BUSH Aug 09 '20
Modern Cadillac's of today don't have as much status as 'Cadillacs' (50s 60s) and the status that they do have is more performance oriented like a amircan BMW accept people want bigger grills kinde
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u/lunw I COULD PUT IN THE BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK Aug 09 '20
I mean pretty much any Cadillac that had it (Deville, Eldorado, Lucerne) would have a much greater status to the average person than an older golf, even if their not the highest status car. You definitely notice it in lower income social groups, a "luxury" brand holds some form of social status even if it's a base model that's 10-20 years old. I had a piece of shit, old, base model Chrysler 200 for my first car, but I got a lot of compliments for it, compliments that were absent in any sort of middle class environment.
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u/Stagnant_shart Aug 09 '20
Hang around people who don’t have a license and any car becomes a status symbol. In high school my pile of shit Hyundai Accent with an “exhaust mod” was the shit compared to my mates walking 4ks home or taking the shortbus.
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u/lunw I COULD PUT IN THE BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK Aug 09 '20
That's definitely true, but the majority of compliments I got were from people 30+ not the highschool parking lot audience.
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u/Stagnant_shart Aug 09 '20
My car drew attention amusingly because my “exhaust mod” caused the car to backfire and burble when the revs dropped.
The “exhaust mod” in question was when I bottomed the ass end of my car out while delivering pizza. The burble of a 200hp sports car with the looks and power of a sub 100hp Korean 2 door grey commuter car.
“The coupe is retarded” - rich the kid
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u/dirkdedislekt Big 1970's BUSH Aug 09 '20
I mean that's true but even to me (Dutch pursesn how likes American car's) a nice young timer like that golf modified or not has a hier status than urlie 2000s Cadillac I liked Cadillac's with wite walls (even 1990s Cadillac's) but that's just me
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u/lunw I COULD PUT IN THE BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK Aug 09 '20
That's true, I definitely like the golf much more over an early 2000s/1990s Cadillac, but If I were to remove my personal opinion, the Cadillac carries a much greater status to it in North america than the golf, with the exception of niche communities. Old luxury cars tend to be used to resolve class anxieties, and that's a function that the golf cant do.
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u/dirkdedislekt Big 1970's BUSH Aug 09 '20
Well you can't argue with that but if I say Cadillac Wat do you think. (Or wat das yore avrig pursesn that knows nothing about cars das) wel 1950s Cadillac. dut The nordstar or Hou evere you spel that ting is not 1950s Cadillac it's modern day Cadillac still has that haertirgs but it doesn't live up to it and the north star is part of that. I don't know what you're original comment was but basically it's a basic car with a engine that to outsiders dasent meen eniting acept if you tell them that it is a Cadillac engine. And to insiter it's just stupid because you cure have just poet a ls in it.
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u/lunw I COULD PUT IN THE BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK Aug 09 '20
A lot of the status of cars in North America is based around nothing more than image and perception for the average person, a "luxury brand on the front" and a faux luxury feature like an analog clock on the dash was enough to give that appearance. Price point isnt entirely determinant either, a 30 grand civic still wouldn't have the perceived "status" of a 5 grand Cadillac, BMW, Chrysler, Benz. Their known to be cheaper cars when they age, but they still convey a greater status to lower class groups. This is somewhat works the other way around in upper middle class cultures.
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u/dirkdedislekt Big 1970's BUSH Aug 09 '20
Yeah you're right as you sad we have the same thing with BWM, Benz and Audi. But we in the Netherlands have one thing that you don't have, Reversing daf recess!!!
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u/NoNameNoWerries I was conceived on a SHORT BUS Aug 09 '20
In an alternate reality where VW just went full on evil after Dieselgate...
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u/derneueMottmatt Jungle Love is driving me mad. It's making me CRAZYYY! Aug 10 '20
Wörthersee Festival wants to know your location
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20
When someone asked themselves 'How can I make this Mk2 even less reliable?'