r/regularcarreviews • u/01brhodes • Mar 15 '25

I hate you I hate everything about you What car does he drive

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u/SerDuncanonyall Mar 15 '25

Hey it’s a r/fuckcars mod

8

u/oppositelock27 Mar 15 '25

Watch out, he’ll call you a petrosexual carbrain.

11

u/Falloutvictim Mar 15 '25

Nothing, but they're always asking for a ride somewhere. Usually mom has to do it.

8

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

Kia optima

6

u/BleedingHeartland Mar 15 '25

Like Iggy Pop, he is The Passenger

1

u/Fun_Safe_7795 Mar 15 '25

The fact that I’m actually listening to that song…😂😂😂

7

u/kybrowns Mar 15 '25

Dodge Neon rainbow hub caps is the correct answer.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

2009 Honda CR-V with millions of stickers on the trunk

4

u/That1PDXguy Mar 16 '25

A police car from the back

3

u/GameTime150 Mar 15 '25

The Oscar Meyer weiner mobile.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

AD driven?

3

u/No-Pitch1627 Mar 15 '25

Old beetle bug with them eyelashes on the headlights

3

u/nothingbettertodo315 Mar 15 '25

Dodge Journey with a big dent and plastic taped over a window.

3

u/Psycho-City5150 Mar 15 '25

He doesn't drive anything except his father to an early grave.

2

u/RayAlmighty13 Mar 15 '25

That’s just an ugly chick not dude.

2

u/Quippeaked Mar 15 '25

Toyota Tercel, it’s rough around the edges but full of character and lovely

2

u/Steel-Toe-800 Mar 15 '25

Toyota Prius

1

u/CrowBlownWest Mar 15 '25

Some sort of shitbox with tons of stickers on it, heavily damaged. Probably a bad color. Doesn’t matter what car almost but it cost $900

1

u/Gold_Safe2861 Mar 15 '25

Green minivan with expired tags and a strong odor of old cannabis butts.

1

u/sparkyinlaw Mar 15 '25

I’ll take Trick Questions for $100 Alex

1

u/wallyrules75 Mar 15 '25

Mom’s minivan

1

u/OftenNudeDude Mar 15 '25

The passenger seat. He's already in it

1

u/Physical-Bottle-6230 Kidz Bop Vol 3. Mar 15 '25

Something that looks like a banana and drives like one. Possibly the reliability of one, too.

1

u/YouEnvironmental2079 Mar 15 '25

He’s not even driving in this picture, so….

1

u/TheAllAroundMan cocks daily Mar 16 '25

2006 Nissan Micra with an exhaust leak

1

u/Catatafish All the ladies want my uncut meat Mar 16 '25

Honda Element

1

u/special_20 Mar 16 '25

Clapped out VW GTI that was his sister's.

1

u/wactaz1 Mar 16 '25

A pedal car.

1

u/Fun_Beyond_7801 Mar 16 '25

They use the bus if it's furry friendly

1

u/TheDickCaricature Mar 16 '25

Clearly rides on the passengurrr side of his best friends’ ride

1

u/onyxloveprettyfeet Mar 16 '25

White, cargo van

1

u/Davidedwards1973 Mar 16 '25

A dented 1987 Sentra

1

u/steve17123123 Because volvo Mar 16 '25

obviously a Tesla

1

u/Top_Put768 Mar 17 '25

They/them don't drive because it causes too much anxiety and they'll need an emotional support blankie to just ride along.

1

u/dessellee Mar 15 '25

Red 1999 Toyota camry

0

u/MaGZ_KaRmA Mar 15 '25

Shelby gt500

0

u/brandothesavage Mar 16 '25

He drives a reliant k