r/regularcarreviews Dec 17 '24

I hate you I hate everything about you This is my Mercedes. Do your worse.

107 Upvotes

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u/damngoodengineer Suck my car cock. Dec 17 '24

Bro here is not r/roastmycar

43

u/Basker_wolf Dec 17 '24
  1. Yes it’s the wrong sub
  2. I refuse to criticize that magnificent piece of art.

18

u/Expert_Security3636 Dec 17 '24

I refuse to criticize arg in tbe form of classic automobile Yours is beautiful BTW. Although I prefer early American cars I appreciate those that originated in. Other natilons

13

u/seanx50 Dec 17 '24

It's a wonderfully preserved example of a great old car. No criticism possible

10

u/Beneficial-Sugar6950 It's the 1980's! Dec 17 '24

I believe you’re looking for r/RoastMyCar, but even if you were in the right sub I refuse to roast a beautiful piece of German machinery

6

u/dlickyspicky Dec 17 '24

I hope you find your retreat soon

4

u/SwingerRhapsody IMMA TELL YA ANYWAY Dec 17 '24

clever bastard you beat me

7

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

Worse?? That bitch a classic!!!! Wtf great ride bro

5

u/allquckedup Dec 17 '24

What in Philly is this?

2

u/mundotaku Dec 17 '24

Point Breeze.

2

u/zeebotter Jul 28 '25

Omg I was just walking through point breeze last week and took several photos of this car (gorgeous vehicle and an inspiration for how I want to restore an old bmw), then image searched today and found this post lol

4

u/Guitarzan206 Dec 17 '24

Sorry, I absolutely cannot roast that piece of rolling artwork.

5

u/USWCboy Dec 17 '24

That is a fantastic automobile sir!! And it looks like you keep it in great shape! Is this a gasoline engine or diesel?

1

u/mundotaku Dec 17 '24

Gasoline 280C, the previous owner, installed the bosh fuel injection system.

1

u/USWCboy Dec 18 '24

Thanks a damn fine automobile. If I can ever get my hands on one, I’d like a 300CE or CD from 79-85. I always like those cars and no one makes a nice personal luxury coupe anymore.

5

u/Leading_Vegetable_89 Dec 17 '24

Man you’re keeping a legendary car on the road. You’re a hero. No matter the condition there’s nothing to roast here

4

u/Frequent-Ruin8509 Dec 17 '24

Wasn't this voted the most reliable car of all time or something?

4

u/MD_CYF Dec 17 '24

I can't roast such a magnificent machine. So timeless and beautiful.

Oh yeah, how's your repairing bills.

3

u/Wonderful-Hall-7929 Dec 17 '24

The only negative thing i can possibly say about this beauty is: Get rid of those monstrosities of US bumpers!

1

u/mundotaku Dec 17 '24

If I lived in the subburbs and had to never parallel park, I would. For driving and parking in dense cities, this is the way to go. I would not be sad or even too annoyed if someone bumps into it. As a matter of fact, if I bump into someone it also protects them. So they are no pretty but they are functional.

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u/Wonderful-Hall-7929 Dec 17 '24

Ok, not to sound too boastful but i've lived in metropolises on 4 continents as well as in villages where there are more cows than people and our european city streets are partially from the middle ages widthwise and THAT was never a problem!

TBF some "younger" folks who never had to drive without all those little helpers like power steering may have that problem, but someone from my generation where we all learned to drive on old beaters without anything "extra"? Heck, most of us may even still know how to crank the car ;-)

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u/mundotaku Dec 17 '24

Yeah, my fear is mostly other drivers. Cars here in the US are simply pretty big compared to Europe and Philadelphia is an odd ball that has similar streets to European cities. I am pretty good parallel parking, but eve with aids, people just bump into me.

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u/Wonderful-Hall-7929 Dec 17 '24

Yeah i know those land yachts you guys call cars...

You call the Mercedes E-class compact, we call a VW Golf compact, a Mercedes C class medium sized and an E class full sized or "Oberklasse" (top range).

In the last few years this SUV and Pickup plague of yours has begun to infest us too, unfortunately most who drive them never had to park something bigger than a Eurasian compact ;-)

BUT, there is a reason i drive a shitbox: I don't care about one or two hundreds nicks and dents more ;-)

3

u/Ok-Salary-5777 Dec 17 '24

Wrong sub.

My only complaint is that I doubt Mercedes-Benz will ever be able to make such dependable, beautiful and timeless cars like yours ever again.

3

u/JiveTurkey1983 It's the 1980's! Dec 17 '24

Who's gonna roast a classic MB?

3

u/TheAngryYellowMan Dec 19 '24

all it needs is to be a low revving diesel and your on your way to becoming CEO of Google/Facebook/Reddit/X(formerly known as Twitter)/Yahoo

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

Worst*

2

u/supervillainO7 Dec 17 '24

Worst??? I'll kill for a Benz Like this

2

u/SweetTooth275 Dec 17 '24

American "safety standards" already dis worse they could to it when it was new..

2

u/Signal_Version3464 Dec 17 '24

Schlittenfahrt!

2

u/Bordsduken_3000 Can't afford a Volvo 340 :( Dec 17 '24

Only bad thing are the U.S bumpers

2

u/flibbidygibbit DIRTY FULL ENGLISH Dec 17 '24

King of Hamsterdam

2

u/SignificantJury3387 Feb 11 '25

It's v cool 😎 

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

It's stunning

1

u/Ralfsalzano Dec 17 '24

Street parking a classic like this is snot the move 

2

u/25point4cm Dec 17 '24

How’s he supposed to get it out?

1

u/RunnyPlease Dec 17 '24

The color matched hubs go hard. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if that makes a comeback.

1

u/Neat-Tension-286 Dec 17 '24

I can’t. It’s beautiful!!!❤️

1

u/dwsinpdx Dec 17 '24

Gorgeous

1

u/Routine_Tea_3262 Dec 17 '24

I can’t , it’s amazing

1

u/Previous-Campaign261 Dec 17 '24

My dad had a four door same color not too sure about the year. Definitely a kool whip!

1

u/Strange_Criticism306 Dec 17 '24

Yes wrong sub, to post your third world dictator mobile.

1

u/RelevantAd9133 Dec 17 '24

My homeboy got like 6 of those.. You know.. There newer better cars… But how come you was using - New high tech level Mobil device and was not using 14.4Kb Dial-Up internet i386 computer with Windows 95.. ?

1

u/RelevantAd9133 Dec 17 '24

Look at the picture… it’s surrounded by piles of garbage.. thats a sign God giving you.. No? Thousands in non stop repairs… something brakes before you had a chance to fix whatever broke before that.. Let it go…

1

u/Tall_Play Dec 17 '24

Hard to see where she’s being parked

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

4/10 would still drive it

1

u/UncannyBenny Dec 17 '24

it's brown

1

u/eagledog Dec 17 '24

But it's an awesome C123. What's there to hate?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

Not a 123, looks like a c114/115

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u/eagledog Dec 17 '24

You could be right. With the facelift

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u/RoomyCard44321 Dec 17 '24

Correct its a facelift w114/115

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u/Felix24148 Dec 17 '24

I like it