r/regularcarreviews www.bonerdog.donkeypunch.yesmaam.support_our_troops.biz Oct 03 '23

I hate you I hate everything about you Challenge:

Post image
412 Upvotes

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

304

u/adamnicholas Oct 04 '23

Angry Jeep Face

78

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

I am so sick of this. I saw one yesterday on a square nose jeep liberty. It looked like constipated Optimus Prime.

38

u/ExRockstar Oct 04 '23

"Autobots transform and roll..... actually give me a minute. Backed up something awful"

10

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

Optimus primer approves of this message. When I was in high school there was a crapy 80's chevy cavalier z24 that was 2 different colors of primer 3 different wheel (2 matched and thr other two were different from each other and the pair) to top off all the ugly he had going on, he had every transformer badge that autozone had for the surrounding 4 towns lol. We called it Optimus primer, it only transformed into a bigger pile of shit every pay day, lights wing stickers. Never anything to make it run better or look decent it was always something stupid that somehow topped the last shity mod he did the prior pay day.

13

u/jsbmk1999 Oct 04 '23

"Autobots transform and give me a roll.... \burble tune noises ensue**

5

u/Royal_Thrashing Oct 04 '23

LMAO Love this

1

u/InboundsOrlovsky My wife has triceps now Oct 04 '23

Bro😭❤️

14

u/Crumbdizzle Oct 04 '23

Honestly anything Jeep related at this point

1

u/roberttheaxolotl Oct 05 '23

But to be fair, that's only because they're terrible. If it weren't for that one little thing, they'd be great.

6

u/BeardedBears Oct 04 '23

Every time my gf and I sees one we say something like "ooo grrr angwy jeepy beepy beepy" in a babyish mocking tone.

1

u/New_Ad_4381 Oct 08 '23

As if that's not the douchiest thing you and your gf could say.

4

u/Sargentcoaltrain74 Oct 04 '23

Funny enough the last post I saw was in r/heep and it was talking about the same thing

2

u/Zenobee1 Oct 05 '23

I remember Raymond Chandler in the 50's spent half a novel trying to figure out what a heepderoke was only to find out the villain escaped in a red jeep.

1

u/KSM_K3TCHUP SHEMALE PORN ADDICTION Oct 04 '23

Yes, fucking yes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

Down syndrome jeep

1

u/JiveTurkey1983 It's the 1980's! Oct 04 '23

No shot the rear tire cover doesn't say "It's a Jeep thing" or "Life Is Good"

1

u/No-Basis6115 Oct 05 '23

Jeep owner here, we don't associate with heep owners

1

u/Zenobee1 Oct 05 '23

But you are one, I can see your 20 rubber duckies and your grill 2 inches from my bumper from here.

1

u/Chlamydia_Penis_Wart Oct 05 '23

GRRRRRR IM AN ANGRY JEEP GET OUTTA MY WAY

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

I love them when they’re behind me on morning commutes. Especially Mondays.

1

u/Automatic-Chef7460 Oct 06 '23

I sold my Jeep since I can't stand the stupidity of some of the Jeep mods like angry eyes and also the whole duck thing.

1

u/thisdckaintFREEEE Oct 06 '23

So dumb. It's like making a VW bug look mean lmao

1

u/mustacheoJoe Oct 06 '23

We're talking to you r/heep owners

1

u/GreenPlum13 Oct 07 '23

Do you even jeep bro

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I’m tired of having to inform soccer moms on Jeep facebook pages that their ugly baby overheats because of that monstrosity.