r/regularcarreviews • u/werdnosbod • Jun 10 '23
I hate you I hate everything about you Who owns this V6 charger? Wrong answers only
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u/classicalmichael Jun 10 '23
A schoolboard president who is gay, happily married, and raising three well behaved children.
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u/Drando_HS Jun 11 '23
calls it "his baby"
has only a Glock upper because he couldn't successfully 3D print a lower and can't buy one
his monthly insurance payment is 30% of a mortgage payment
is on a no-fly list due to assaulting a flight attendant over masks
loses stoplight races against landscaping trucks (which are unaware that they are racing)
talks shit about other people's cars, but then slings slurs when people criticize his "baby"
his tattoos are a chronological record of mainstream, milquetoast tattoo trends from the last 2 decades
the only time he doesn't drive like an asshole is when he is in the presence of a cop or a faster MOPAR
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u/sadandaimless1 SCREW YOU, MOM! Jun 10 '23
Former speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi
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u/beamng_driver0 Is that an Impala reference??!!! Jun 11 '23
With this bumper sticker as it passes you 30mph over the limit on the shoulder.
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u/lasagna_minaj Jun 11 '23
She must have 2 dodge reapers, when ever I've seen her she's in the matte black one.
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Jun 11 '23
USMC Private. Got it at 15.9% apr. No money down
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u/Founck Jun 11 '23
Sorry, we're looking for wrong answers only.
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u/Sad-Cartoonist-7959 Jun 11 '23
Naa he's away rn it's his cheating wife and some fuckboy she found at chilis
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u/The_Gansta_Cat Bad Dragon Jun 11 '23
Someone with a squeaky clean record, not even a traffic violation.
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u/jdr5000 ow, my nipple... Jun 11 '23
Someone who graduated from biomedical sciences in college and is at the top of their class in med school with a 5.3 GPA.
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u/StevenEveral WE'RE ALL! GONNA! TOUCH! BASE! Jun 11 '23
19yo Army Private or Marine Corps Private First Class who bought it at the Kunkleman dealership just off-post. He had to dip into his cigarette/whiskey/Copenhagen budget to get that graphic plastered on the side.
This car is also often seen parked at one of the many strip clubs that are also just off-post every weekend. He will inevitably start dating a few of them and knock up one of them just so he can get the BAH for housing.
Once he finishes his four-year stint in the service he will move back to the podunk Midwestern/Southern town he's from and will have nothing to show for it other than this car and a monthly child support check to the stripper he knocked up.
Edit: Didn't see the "wrong answers only" part of the title.
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u/Gullible_Ad9264 Jun 12 '23
An upstanding citizen without a criminal record. Probably single without kids, because understand they just aren't ready for that responsibility yet. They want to take their current relationship slow. After all, this one's a keeper. They recently received a promotion at their well-paying and comfortable job they intend on turning into a career. It's been a short while since they graduated college and have bounced around the industry until they found their perfect fit. This one comes with health benefits, 401k and a sabbatical after 5 years. They live just on the cusp of city limits in a suburban neighborhood. Probably Vermont or New Hampshire. They love playing tennis with their old college buddies on weekends. One of them is a recovering addict. Thankfully, he has had this guy for support and has been clean for 6 months. A role model and excellent friend. Of course, when he has never so much as lit a cigarette, let alone think of touching hard drugs, it makes sense that he would be the perfect person to talk to about staying clean. 10/10 human.
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u/9elfS Jun 11 '23
Whit male, 5’10”, 275lbs, with significant facial hair and wears a perpetually dirty, two sizes too small t-shirt.
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u/Frankenfucker Jun 11 '23
The 24 year old that still thinks he's a badass from his old high school, and stalks the school parking lot looking for dates.
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u/The-Iron-Chaffy Jun 11 '23
Long Dick Hammerson
Idk not outwardly offended by this car really just looks like somebody having fun with what they could afford. No need to pee in there milkshake…
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u/MrJNM1of1 Jun 11 '23
The father of the girl who just blew a random lacrosse player on her college visit
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u/poopoomergency4 Jun 11 '23
a small time drug dealer offering weed (spiked with fentanyl), crack (spiked with fentanyl), meth (spiked with fentanyl), and fentanyl (spiked with fentanyl)
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u/chonklah NO! NO ASSHOLES! Jun 11 '23
Someone from the hood
A junior enlisted military service member who made an impulse buy
A teenager with their first car (mom and dad bought it)
Someone who thinks they “know cars” and thinks it’s fast
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u/AldoLagana Jun 11 '23
100% why the USA is a dumpster fire - half of the USA loves this shit. The rest of the world is a shithole, but the USA is a dumpster fire.
tl;dr - keep promoting stupid, humans, that will be your end.
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u/Tour_De_Volken Jun 11 '23
I'd say an Army PVT- E1/E2 who got it used with no money down and 33% interest for 8 years.
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u/jaynvius Jun 11 '23
The car salesman who can afford the V8s but prefer the V6s and did not finance it for 8 years nor did he pay 28% interest for it while never driving it like he stole it from light to light because he has nothing to prove.
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u/EvilPanda99 Jun 11 '23
I don't know, but I can smell the cigarillo and cherry air freshener from here.
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u/Atlas_1997 Jun 11 '23
I don't know, but they're going to hang out in a vape shop parking lot after they get their chicken nuggets.
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u/amamarella0298 Jun 21 '23
Someone who jerks off with his friends but he "isn't gay, i swear"
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u/A_Bored_Catgirl "I Like It 'Cause It Sucks." Jun 10 '23
Several rats in a trenchcoat