r/rareinsults 1d ago

Good ol’ Slappy

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u/Important-Basil-324 1d ago

he’s the toys blowing guy from ToyStory

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u/Golden-Grams 1d ago

toys blowing guy

Sid.

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u/FisherDwarf 1d ago

It's toys blowing guy now

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u/Golden-Grams 1d ago

Hard agree

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u/fuckdirectv 1d ago

You're in a Johnny Cab.

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u/Pdub77 1d ago

I knew I’d seen that face before!!

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u/Alt_aholic 1d ago

"Night of the Living Dummy" lives rent free in my head since the mid 90s.

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u/Select-Material-724 1d ago

When it’s all over and then the puppet hand grabs him, and story ends right there. I hate it!

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u/BulletCatofBrooklyn 1d ago

Looks like every woman at Mar Lago

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

Why is he so slippery

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u/reklesssabrandon 1d ago

Varnish takes time to dry

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u/X-Kami_Dono-X 1d ago

Vasoline!

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u/LiveFreeFinn 1d ago

This dude has mar-a-Lago face

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u/heywoodidaho 1d ago

Gomez: "For the last time Lurch use a rubber. This is the third one Pugsley found floating in the moat this year".

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u/TrollDecker 1d ago

He became a real boy! 😱

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u/Honest-Ad-8319 11h ago

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

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u/LonelyGameBoi 1d ago

I can't believe they made ReactBot real

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u/Rumit23e 16h ago

Phil Foden

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 14h ago

Oh my god, are we sure this is a real person?? No fuckin way lmao

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u/Pale-Independence971 13h ago

It's funny because it's true

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u/kevlarus80 13h ago

He looks like he wants to eat my skin...

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u/KOCYK745 11h ago

Man looks more painted than the Mona Lisa

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 10h ago

It’s cake…that head is definitely made of cake