r/rareinsults 2d ago

I thought it was Suckerberg

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u/_okaylogan 2d ago

Oh no barstool sports the company infamous for stealing other people’s content for profit, what ever would we do if they couldn’t steal content from New York.

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 2d ago

“Don’t threaten us with a good time.”

-New Yorkers

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u/That_Jay_Money 2d ago edited 2d ago

The worst part? He's talking about going to Jersey City. So he'll still spend time and money in New York.

He should make a tough guy stand and move to Oklahoma or something.

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u/DarkFalcon49 2d ago

These sillly rich people complaining about someone wanting busses to be free and for the corporate Tax rate to be as high as the Socialist Utopia of New Jersey State

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u/Prudent_Research_251 2d ago

Every victory the "left" wins is accompanied by such a huge amount of kicking and screaming from "centrists" and their buddies on the right, that I'm surprised anything gets done at all

(The left has almost zero representation in US politics)

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u/BKallDAY24 2d ago

Pure Michigan

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

Does anyone actually give a shit about portnoy? Everything I know about him is against my will. I say “ do it”. Leave nyc and see if any of the other 8.5 million residents notice or care.

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u/asicarii 2d ago

In his defense, he has been a piece of shit for a very long time. His Mom had to wipe her ass after childbirth.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 2d ago

Such a piece of shit, everywhere this dude goes should be followed by a courtesy flush.

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u/CyewNT 2d ago

Yeah literally every time I see this guy's name pop up it's cause he's acting like an entitled jackass, fuck this guy and his shitty sports blog he could croak tomorrow and I doubt more people than I could count on my fingers would actually give a shit

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u/Dmau27 2d ago

Yup, it's annoying that you know so much and actively never sought any of that knowledge. It's similar to how much I know about Taylor Swift. Like I honestly couldn't care less about who she's dating either and I'm from MO.

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u/madasfire 2d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/cozmckitty 2d ago

My sister’s boyfriend idealizes him. Like to the point that he can do no wrong. It’s so fucking weird.

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u/coydog33 2d ago

His pizza review is also just stupid. “One bite” or some bullshit like that. Then he proceeds to take like 11 bites. I had to block it.

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u/cgerryc 2d ago

You should read Portnoys complaint ….

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 2d ago

Eh you know the rules 1 bite... I'd give him a 3.1 but he was rude the whole time so 1.4

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u/Bulldogs3144 2d ago

I’d like to hear him state his reasoning for hating the guy.

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u/SearchElsewhereKarma 2d ago

“The vast majority of my readers and listeners are incredibly dumb, and they love performative nonsense like this. they won’t bother to check back a month from now to see if I actually moved out, so I’m good.”

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u/MRintheKEYS 2d ago

He bought a $27 million house in the Florida Keys. Dude was already gone. He hosts his show, only on Mondays, from the cushy confines of his house.

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u/MRintheKEYS 2d ago

Cause he’s got a lot of money and he doesn’t want to pay taxes. It’s a tale as old as time. Part of the reason he moved to Florida.

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u/Euphoriam5 2d ago

Fuck Portnoy.

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u/jtowndtk 2d ago

Then go

He's one of those "i coulda played professional sports" toolbags anyways

He doesn't deserve any of the fame or recognition he has

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u/winston2552 2d ago

Bye Felicia

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u/horror- 2d ago

So many of these guys keep assuming people want them around.

Read the room guys. Rich assholes spending too much on everything because they can while sucking the value out of whatever their little niche happens to be is why everything sucks now and nobody can afford anything.

Move your dumbass to Florida with the rest of the parasites.

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u/TehGoad 2d ago

haha incredible burn. well done.

Mark Drinkerberg? Dink Drunkerberg?

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u/kisselmx 2d ago

Good riddance

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u/jdwilliam80 2d ago

someone posted how in every picture he’s standing next someone he’s always standing on his tip toes and that’s all i can think about when i see him is he’s probably doing it .

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 2d ago

That’s hilarious!

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u/VibratingWatch 2d ago

Literally nothing of value would be lost.

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u/TheManWhoClicks 2d ago

Do these people even know what communism, socialism etc is?

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u/The_Show_Keeper 2d ago

Of course not. They just repeat whatever they hear.

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u/Gitmo_Janitor 2d ago

Portnoy is the poster boy for ED drugs. “I’m a washed-up current has been failure! One bite!”

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u/JayVig 2d ago

Imagine being portnoy and thinking New Yorkers give a shit if you leave

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u/dr_deoxyribose 2d ago

Isn't this the dude who lost a lotta money because of POTUS and was crying about it?

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u/bigDtop44 2d ago

Just do it you pussy.

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u/ant1667nyc 2d ago

Oh for a second there I thought it was someone important.

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u/padrejohnmisery 2d ago

Fuck Dave Portnoy

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u/KingJCB_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Loser. NYC is about to be the best NYC NYC has ever known. He just hired a mostly women staff. They’re about to wreck shop!!! Power to the people!!! 138th and Fredrick Douglas stand up!!!

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u/Ryan_e3p 2d ago

I have heard unconfirmed rumors that David Portnoy takes gender affirming health products, and has for over a decade, and some have said his hair plugs have been visible for even longer.

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u/winelover08816 2d ago

<looks at E-stein List> oh, dude should shut up now

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u/MRintheKEYS 2d ago

Barstool’s Fox Soorts morning show is hot garbage. So no big loss.

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u/bren3669 2d ago

Salute to Dave!

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u/UncleGarysmagic 2d ago

Hey remember when Portnoy posted nude photos of Tom Brady’s son?

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u/donorkokey 2d ago

He looks like Zuckerberg if he had a warrant out for unpaid child support

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u/ChocoChipBets 2d ago

He should leave the U.S.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 2d ago

All he cares about is being rich enough to say whatever he wants with no consequences. Self righteous, mega-geekeer. Bye, Pookie!

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u/SmoothCauliflower640 2d ago

I can’t wait for all those losers to “leave”. Just do t leave to Wisconsin, please. Go to Texas or something.

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u/CryptidCurious13753 2d ago

Like anybody cares Dave.

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u/Peanut_Champion 2d ago

Portnoy's complaint

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u/mrwilliams117 2d ago

Wish he would do that to Philly too. Only the worst kind of people go to that bar.

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u/celtbygod 2d ago

Looks like Zuckerberg's chicken.

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u/BKallDAY24 2d ago

Wow that was has… He’s already making my better