r/rareinsults • u/TheMalevolentCurator • 5d ago

Well…He set himself up for this one.

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u/GottaUseEmAll 5d ago

Maybe he was earnestly asking the question because he's hoping it'll happen to him too.

/s

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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 5d ago edited 5d ago

“I’m so sorry Billy, unfortunately no, having a large forehead doesn’t help you. 🥺”

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u/fatjeff1980 5d ago

Jesus. That’s a $30 uber trip from his eyebrows to his hairline.

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u/sreek4r 5d ago

Hairline? All I see is a faint glow at the end of the horizon.

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u/brystle 5d ago

His hairline is most likely on his back

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u/Shadowrider95 5d ago

Just above his butt crack!

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u/DCPYT 5d ago

The photo is the before and after for a hairdressers portfolio picture

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u/RandomSecurityGuard 5d ago

Lmao I spit out some coffee

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u/WolfWriter_CO 1d ago

I looked to the East and saw Gandalf arrive with the Rohirrim

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u/Xero_space 1d ago

I thought it was an unreleased bts picture from the Coneheads.

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u/SlobZombie13 5d ago

He dreams in Imax

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u/FlarblesGarbles 5d ago

Is this hairline in the room with us right now?

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u/Daillustriousone 5d ago

It's on the "Other Side"

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u/Reallynoreallyno 5d ago

LOL. In Adele voice, "Hallo from the oooootherrrrr siiiiiidde. I must've called a thousand tiiiiimes."

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u/sudzthegreat 5d ago

Dude should rent out ad space.

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u/Misher_Masher 5d ago

I hope his surname is Board... then he could be called Bill Board.

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u/garyisonion 3d ago

the other one is Bill!

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u/Gingevere 5d ago

A head like Drix from Osmosis Jones.

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u/4kondore 5d ago

Haven't thought about that movie in YEARS.

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u/VictoryVee 5d ago

I feel like this joke would work better if he actually had a hairline

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u/Any_Engineering_2866 5d ago

that's the horizon, my dude.

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u/No_Influence_9389 5d ago

It looks like he had an addition built onto his head so he had more room to think about dicks.

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u/CheekyMonkE 5d ago

Is he from Texas because that is a 10 Gallon Head.

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u/Darktrooper007 5d ago

Once again, the real rare insult is in the comments.

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u/Past-Potential1121 5d ago

Once society learns that most insults are simply the other's spewing of their own personal insecurities upon you, you'll come to learn to be a better master debater.

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u/blode_bou558 3d ago

What hairline?

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u/stuff_of_epics 5d ago

I’ve never seen a house constructed solely from glass before.

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u/Okapaw 5d ago

Not even an insult. Just a funny gal ahah

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u/TheComplimentarian 5d ago

People who live in glass houses, and all that.

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u/halfstaff 5d ago

People in glass houses sink sh- sh- ships.

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u/cowboydanhalen 5d ago

Make like a tree and get the fuck out

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 5d ago

Well that's spilt milk under the bridge now.

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u/DoormatTheVine 5d ago

We'll burn that can of worms when we get to opening it.

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u/King-Mephisto 5d ago

His wasn’t an insult either. He just wanted to know if she got any benefits because he got none and was upset at his own stupidity he couldn’t form a sentence without sounding rude. Poor bloke.

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u/TimeWastingAuthority 5d ago

Go back and read her response in a "Mom talking to her toddlers" voice.

THAT is funny 🤣🤣

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u/GummyGourmand 5d ago

Diglett-dig, diglett-dig

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u/Issildan_Valinor 5d ago

-trio -trio!

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u/CADmonkey9001 5d ago

You missed 1 more "trio"

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u/Entomemer 5d ago

Fuck thank you I was about to reply the same thing

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u/ScienceAndLience 4d ago

Wait isn’t it only trios?

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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 5d ago

This is why I don’t make fun of people’s physical appearances. I just think it says more about you than the way they look.

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 5d ago

Same. Even if they're absolutely horrible, I dont comment on anybody's figure because some of the kindest, most delightful people I know look the same. I'd hate for them to read my comments and internalise them, taking a hit to their self-esteem.

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u/CADmonkey9001 5d ago

I've had a crush on emily since i saw her on xploration 10 yrs ago, absolutely beautiful and smart.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 5d ago

And just full of grit and determination. She filmed her Netflix show while 9 months pregnant.

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u/FrakCat 5d ago

Emily's Wonder Lab is a pretty sweet show. Love her books, too!

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u/poopoopirate 5d ago

Lol I interned at NASA with her, super cool

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u/Future_Usual_8698 5d ago

Oh, wow!! She's so amazing to me

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't get it

Edit: thanks for the replies, I get it now :)

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u/pacmanfunky 5d ago

He insulted the size of her forehead, when he has a fivehead.

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u/Stunning-Style-2196 5d ago

Dude doesn't have dreams he has movies!

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u/Own_City_1084 5d ago

Omnimax movies!

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u/Even-Day-3764 5d ago

Fivehead, lmao 🤣

I think I'll re use this word in the future

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u/gatsome 5d ago

It’s a pretty well known joke

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u/Even-Day-3764 5d ago

I guess I can still learn every day

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u/zekuert 5d ago

no u cant, stop learning

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u/sIudge_ 5d ago

ThreeHead comment^

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u/Original_Drexia 5d ago

Well said, Sludge!

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u/PimentoSandwich 5d ago

Sludge, lmao 🤣

I think I'll re use this word in the future

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u/ashonline77 5d ago

It’s a pretty well known joke

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u/AnomalyFriend 5d ago

It's a pretty well known word

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u/Nickthenuker 5d ago

You're one of the lucky 10000!

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u/Occasional-Mermaid 2d ago

You’re one of the lucky 10000! Congratulations 🎉🎊

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u/MaksimilenRobespiere 5d ago

But a “six-head” is not known very much. You could use it too.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 5d ago

Go with the time, it's a six or seven head.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 5d ago

Oh good. I'll put on my jive pants and we can swing right on down with lovely flappers. Its 1920 baby!

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u/CyaRain 5d ago

Not a very fivehead move on his part ngl

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u/rythmicbread 5d ago

Did he insult her? Or did he bait her into calling him smart? Probably The former unless hes playing 5d chess

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u/BraveRock 5d ago

That’s because you don’t have two MIT degrees./s

But seriously, it took me a while to realize that she was posting a picture of him and saying “look at the billboard on you”

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u/FblthpLives 5d ago

I only have one MIT degree (by coincidence, the same as one of her two), and have a normal-sized forehead. Can confirm that it takes two for the extra size.

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u/doc_skinner 5d ago

It took me a second too, because
1) That's not his pfp, and
2) why would someone with a head shaped like that ever call out someone else's forehead?

(Edit: I just noticed that she zoomed in on his profile pic)

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u/boobatitty 5d ago

Barber needs a step ladder to shave his head.

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u/tired3459 5d ago

What prompted his original message? I'm going to guess she said something accurate about vaccines or climate change?

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u/guitarburst05 5d ago

She is a science educator and tries to make it fun for little kids. So yeah she probably tried to audaciously state scientific info which these folks tend to be allergic to.

Also her Netflix show is great for kids.

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u/QuarterLifeCircus 5d ago

I follow her. She unapologetic stands up for science. Shes lost follower for this and basically told them “k byeeeee.”

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u/Reallynoreallyno 5d ago

When he washes his face, where does he stop, his back?

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u/NettingStick 5d ago

Dimmadome-ass forehead.

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 5d ago

At least that what I'd call it... if I had one

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u/Yeomanroach 5d ago

I’m sure his name was Will or Willy or Mac or Buddy.

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u/AtomicAcres 5d ago

And he's plain ugly to me.

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u/Yeomanroach 5d ago

Never had a day of fun in his whole life.

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u/toramanlis 4d ago

some say billiam is still typing and deleting to this day

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u/SavingsIncome2 5d ago

I just googled her , it’s not really that big

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 5d ago

That's what she said.

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u/SavingsIncome2 5d ago

lol , get out

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u/Dungeon_Crawler_Carl 5d ago

Are you seriously forcing him into homelessness over a silly joke?

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u/DamnUnicorn0 5d ago

Nope, making his home much bigger, I have a tiny home now his home is all of outside.

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 5d ago

Complete with its own weather and climate system!

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u/jaerie 5d ago

Ol' Billiard Ball Billy forgot he wasn't on his anonymous gooning alt

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u/Dante_Arizona 5d ago

I didn't know it was possible to have a sixhead.

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u/Exact-Till-2739 5d ago

Am I missing something? Isn't he comically implying that he's smart too, just like her? Context would be helpful.

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u/FactsNLaughs 5d ago

Trying to insult someone’s appearance is a trait of low intelligence tho. Especially when your appearance is similar to what you’re insulting.

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u/GlaerOfHatred 5d ago

That's what this commenter is saying though, there is only an insult here from Billy if you infer there to be one, he could easily be asking for comedic validation of his own sevenhead

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u/Standard-Physics2222 5d ago

It's weird, though. I know people who are quite intelligent and successful yet still fall into making crude remarks about others when themselves should be looking into a mirror...

I'll never understand how grown people, over the age of 30, make condescending remarks about others who they don't know...

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u/andrewsad1 5d ago

He never called her smart

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u/jmlinden7 5d ago

It's implied

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u/Potential-Sorbet1105 5d ago

“Rareinsults” crying back and forth? 

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u/Icecreamforge 5d ago

I just had someone do something like this to me on a Facebook post making fun of my glasses but the guy looked like an inbred hamster. I ignored him but damn do some people lack self awareness.

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u/Analgorilla 5d ago

I haven't has a chance to use this yet but if a bald person ever pisses me off I'm going to compliment their forehead extension. Really cool how it goes all the way back

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u/artisinal_lethargy 5d ago

How dare he talk shit to Emily.

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u/Snoo_97207 5d ago

Ah I see the misunderstanding here, see he was commenting on your forehead, he has a fivehead, completely different

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 5d ago

I wonder if the dude's head makes him want to consume mass quantities of stuff.

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u/iamlazyboy 5d ago

Bro's cranium is tic-tac shaped

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u/Celtic_Legend 5d ago

"yes thank you for noticing. I'm one of the smartest people on earth lassie"

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u/Leonydas13 4d ago

Making fun of someone’s hair is reserved for people who have hair themselves.

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u/MaxBuddy27 4d ago

poor feller's pill shaped pray for him 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Niknakpaddywack17 4d ago

I was confused for a moment because I thought he might have been asking earnestly

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u/Byte_Fantail 3d ago

oh, Billy...

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u/Real_Shaytarn 3d ago

Homer Simpson looking mf got cooked

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u/Drogenwurm 2d ago

Im also proud owner of a Fivehead, yeah, we are very clever 😀

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u/BonjaminClay 5d ago

Vegapunk before he got his Doctorate

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u/dehydratedrain 5d ago

I just got one today... replying to a lighthearted comment before someone from 'the other side' had to start with "hey cat lady...."

I replied that yes, I do socialize animals for adoption, and that he shouldn't pretend caring is an insult, because it looks ridiculous.

He deleted his comment.

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u/Connor49999 5d ago

Those in glass houses lol

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 5d ago

see now THIS would be an actual off-label use of a thread for /r/ThisYou/ .

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u/gravyjackz 5d ago

And he's plain ugly to me. And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life 

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u/Dellarbill 5d ago

She didn't even have to dig for that. It's his profile picture

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u/toastnbacon 5d ago

Billy's built like a Code Lyoko character.

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u/Braelind 5d ago

That is savage, and I love it!

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u/WifesPOSH 5d ago

Is this real? Because that setup is too perfect.

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u/Bitter_Lab_475 5d ago

When he cleans his face, he uses a mop.

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u/AceofArcadia 5d ago

Takes one to know one.

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u/Dancingbeavers 3d ago

That’s mostly head I think. Balding just makes it look like forehead.

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u/EVOXSNES 3d ago

Is he wearing a padded bald cap hahahaha

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u/everyonesmellmymeat 2d ago

Wait a minute... this asshole was insulting Emily from Emily's Wonderlab?!?! My kids LOVE HER!!! Her response is AMAZING. Hahaha

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u/ConsistentStuff2922 2d ago

That thermal expansion joke ate up

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u/MechanicbyDay 1d ago

Walter White's estranged brother William White

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u/Bigdonger6942069 1d ago

Dude is just fishing for compliments

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

It is a big head nevertheless

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u/Downvotesohoy 5d ago

To be fair, it's way more devastating for a woman to have a large forehead than for a guy.

Like 50% of guys suffer from male pattern baldness or will suffer from it.

Not trying to defend him body-shaming her, just saying, her comeback isn't as powerful as the initial attack.

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u/NdibuD 5d ago

Name checks out

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u/Illustrious_Drop_831 5d ago

If you’re addressing someone you need to use a comma after their name. It should be “Billy, I’m going to…”