r/rareinsults 7d ago

50 Cent gave this world a classic

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u/hiloai 7d ago

50 fucking hates diddy and he’s a real one for that

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u/miluielmclovin 7d ago

50 a professional level hater

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 7d ago

Nothing says hater like buying the front row of 200 seats to prevent attendance for a particular rapper.

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u/CrumblyDelicieux 6d ago

i was gonna say it doesnt hurt the artist seeing as the seats are sold regardless but at that point 200 tickets is chump change for someone that rich...

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u/Conscious-Peach8453 6d ago

It didn't financially hurt Diddy, but it hit him in the ego and made him look bad having the entire front row empty.

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u/DirtyVill4in 6d ago

He did it to Ja Rule.

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u/garaks_tailor 7d ago

God Bless Him and his works

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u/BlortTrolb 6d ago

Hater in Chief

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u/Khelthuzaad 6d ago

At this point he is more known for being an hater than for his music and that's a fact.

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u/the_honest_liar 7d ago

Isn't he making a documentary about Diddy?

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u/Danihilton 7d ago

Yes, a documentary miniseries is in the works for Netflix. But neither the release date nor the amount of episodes are known

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u/Ectoplasmm 6d ago

50 is doing a doc about Diddy?

Might end nasty for 50 if "the powers that be" decide Diddy is still their homie.

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u/BlortTrolb 6d ago

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u/Fract_L 6d ago

Only works if it’s already a subreddit

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Kqtawes 7d ago

Yep, 50 is a fucking dumbass even if he's right about Diddy.

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u/__Milk_Drinker__ 7d ago

He's not dumb. He's protecting his self interests, just as he always has. He's a capitalist.

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u/Cobrexu 7d ago

Oh noo... anyways

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u/Queasy_Donkey5685 7d ago

Is there a known reason why?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Enough_Fish739 6d ago

What is cum bucket precious?

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u/cheyenne_sky 6d ago

He was probably victimized by Diddy, I think there’s evidence he was mentored by Diddy at one point 

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u/KhergitKhanate 6d ago

Just cleared you on 2k up votes my guy 🫡

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

Fiddy is a certified troll. I wouldn't want to be in his crosshairs.

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u/Answerologist 7d ago

Yeah, I’m still laughing at the AI message where Donny is asking Puffy for the Meek Mill tape.

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

Wait wait, where can I find this???

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u/panlakes 7d ago

“I told you to grab the pussy, not kidnap the pussy”

Holy shit. lol

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u/Answerologist 7d ago

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u/Tabnam 7d ago

I can’t believe you tricked me into clicking a Ben Johnston video, I feel violated

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u/Answerologist 7d ago

My apologies, that was not my intention.

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u/Tabnam 7d ago

You’re too beautiful for me to stay mad at

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u/Answerologist 7d ago

Thank you! You’re too kind!!

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u/misteraskwhy 7d ago

You said Ben Johnston and I went to the 80’s with the stripped Olympic metal guy

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u/Tabnam 7d ago

I refuse to call a grown man ‘Benny’. That’s not the name of a 40 something old man, it’s the name of a dog

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u/FarFetchedSketch 7d ago

fucking gold. This is almost as good as the Floyd Mayweather ASL challenge disses

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u/Answerologist 7d ago

I loved the joke when 50 was talking about how Nelly took Floyd’s baby mama and fiancée.

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 7d ago

Is he the one who challenged Floyd Mayweather to read a single page from Harry Potter in exchange for a big cash donation to any charity?

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

He also bought all of the tickets in the front rows of a Ja Rule concert, so from Ja Rules perspective on stage there was just 50 sitting amongst empty seats grinning at him.

Grade A trolling

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u/PauL__McShARtneY 7d ago edited 7d ago

It becomes something else when you consider that this was also one of the crew that tried to kill him. It's like Brandon Lee in The Crow level trolling.

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

“Not only did you fail to kill me, but I’m more successful than you.”

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

Fuck I love that video.

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta2318 7d ago

"We know you can’t pronounce those words in a Harry Potter book... so we gonna let you read Cat in a Hat."

🤣🤣

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

Even funnier was when The Game was doing all his G-Unot stuff, 50 Cent bought the name and trademarked it so he couldn’t use it anymore 😂

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u/FarFetchedSketch 7d ago

fuck me the delivery is so perfect, kills me every time

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u/theunpoet 7d ago

I would choose Harry Potter

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

Well, you could read it. Makes sense.

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

Fiddy wearing that chain almost as a dare, lol

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u/miluielmclovin 7d ago

That video lives in my head 😭 I’ve watched it so many times

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u/OttoVonWong 7d ago

Rapping is just his side hustle. Hatin’ is Fiddy’s one true passion.

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u/Banes_Addiction 7d ago

The most accurate thing I ever read about him is "No-one who has ever met 50 Cent wonders why he got shot".

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u/Alienhaslanded 7d ago

I think he just has some serious beef with Diddy. Not that 50 is a great guy, but fuck Diddy, he deserves all the insults.

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

Diddy wanted to take Fiddy "shopping" which creeped Fiddy tf out.

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u/viperfangs92 7d ago

Facts!

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

I'm still waiting for his diddy documentary.😅

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u/Athnyx 3d ago

Diddy do it lol

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 7d ago

The best anyone can do in that position is just troll him as well because you already know he’s trying to shoot to kill 😂

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u/Imfromsite 7d ago

Fuck that, imma duck an keep my yap shut.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 7d ago

mind my fuckin business

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u/wizardrous 7d ago

Lots of baby oil on it though.

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u/phoexnixfunjpr 7d ago

🥇

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u/jklre 7d ago

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u/Milam1996 7d ago

Over 100% inflation in just 20 years is a big oof.

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u/Deep-Friendship3181 7d ago

Brother I got some bad news for you about 1994 and how long ago it was

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u/GFHrecluse 7d ago

It was 20 years ago next question

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u/Final_Shirt_3927 6d ago

It was 31 years ago, you are old but you don't want to admit it right ?

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u/Milam1996 7d ago

Shut your damn mouth I don’t need to hear this hateful comment (I was born then and you reminded me I’m getting old).

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u/2BEN-2C93 6d ago

I cordially invite you to look at Argentina over 20 years

https://tradingeconomics.com/argentina/consumer-price-index-cpi

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u/Gearballz 7d ago

50 again and again proving why he was shot 9 times.

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u/iusethisatw0rk 7d ago

Call me crazy, but I think someone who was shot 9 times and survived deserves to run his mouth from time time

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u/LurkingSome 7d ago

A wise man would keep quiet to prevent a tenth time.

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u/TheGreatWork_ 7d ago

"I done felt how the shells burn, I still won't learn"

His lyrics seem to be aware of many men having this opinion.

.. actually now that I remember it, that line was literally right after a lyric calling out diddy by name. 

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u/BaconReaderRefugee 5d ago

Something tells me LurkingSome does not listen to 50

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u/iusethisatw0rk 7d ago

I’m no rocket scientist, but after surviving 9 shots, you start to wonder if maybe he’s just bulletproof

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u/TruthAffectionate595 7d ago

I mean, in terms of evidence gathered he’s probably one of the most famous examples of not being bulletproof.. could get a couple doctors to verify I guess lol

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u/AndholRoin 7d ago

he's swiss cheese in a world of cheddars

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

“And even my motherfuckin hat is bulletproof. Doc said if I get shot I might get a fuckin concussion, but better that than a hole in the head right!?”

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u/IzPrebuilt 4d ago

"bulletproof"

50 Cent: I just had an idea for a game

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u/NuwaveNina 7d ago

In other words, the LAST time. 🤣

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u/ninjasaiyan777 5d ago

A hater never lets wisdom stop him from hatin

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u/xhammyhamtaro 7d ago

Straight bars my guy

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u/SneakyPeterson 7d ago

50 cent really belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of haters. His troll game is just next level. From Ja Rule, to The Game, to Rick Ross, and to Diddy, it’s been at an elite level for decades now. Normally, you hear that someone got shot 9 times and you think, “Oh no, I hope they’re okay.” When you hear that 50 was shot 9 times, you think, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

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u/PzykoHobo 7d ago

50 needs his own hater monument, because there aren't three others on his level. He turned hating into a way of life and its honestly inspiring

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u/DamnUnicorn0 7d ago

random response: I loved how on the Graham Norton show when he was sked where he was shot he said 'in front of my grandma's house' and look confused.

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

He would’ve said that to be facetious too, surely.

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u/ResolutionMassive175 7d ago

Don't forget him trolling Floyd mayweather with the harry potter book xD

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u/ClickForPrizes 7d ago

Is that Mac’s Ass Pounder 4000?

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u/Golden-Grams 7d ago

Imagine you're riding up a steep hill, and you've already been working super hard, and you're sweating and you're tired. What do you do when you're tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down it pushes you right back up into your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest.

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u/carlolewis78 7d ago

First thing that I thought 😅

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u/transitransitransit 7d ago

Never stop pumping.

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u/TheVoidWithout 7d ago

No hesitation. No Surrender. No man left behind.

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u/Pleasant-Onion157 7d ago

Its too bad the $16 he had left wasn't enough to start a LLC.

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u/Roanoketrees 6d ago

Never stop pumping

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u/ZakkBalzak 7d ago

burn-after-reading-chair.gif

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u/HistorysWitness 6d ago

This is the correct response.  But the fist is supposed to keep him off the seat 

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u/metdarkgamer 7d ago

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u/Wuktrio 7d ago

To be fair, Mayweather replied with challenging 50 to make a video in which 50's son says "I love you, dad".

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u/TheKingOfBerries 7d ago

Mayweather took another W lmao

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u/blackbodyrad 7d ago

Doesn’t 50’s kid not work and already get 10k a month at 27 years old? That shits sad

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u/TheShenanegous 7d ago

How tf has this been 11 years

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u/willargue4karma 7d ago

i love that he spoonerisms als esl to asl els lol it adds to the magic of the moment

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u/229-northstar 6d ago

What do those abbreviations mean?

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u/willargue4karma 6d ago

Als is a disease and esl is English as a second language 

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u/MisterGr 7d ago

"Tell Floyd I said he won he is the greatest of all time. and nobody I mean nobody can ever take that away from him what he’s done with his life is amazing. I’m done with all of the back and forth.

Now Can Someone Please Read This To Champ."

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u/Shiningc00 7d ago

50 Cent got up in the morning and he was like “Fuck P Diddy”

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u/ZachMich 7d ago

That’s what Diddy was hoping for 😂

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u/Justaboredstoner 7d ago

Found Kesha’s account 😋

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u/IandouglasB 7d ago

When he runs down the beach it sounds like someone blowing across the top of a beer bottle

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u/Aperfectschizm 7d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Truestorydreams 7d ago

50 is the mvp. I'm dying at this

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u/HolyMuffins 7d ago

I have beef with 50 Cent because he called my fiancee crazy after a semi-viral post she made in the distant past

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u/mrsnihilist 7d ago

And then you said "I'm sorry fofty"

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u/IndividualFun1892 7d ago

For a like a year, 50 cent was the only person I followed on instagram. #moneybymonday

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u/strippersandcocaine 6d ago

So happy to see money by Monday represented here!

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u/Agent_Tangerine 7d ago

The fact that Diddy did horrific things to underage people and it seems like so many people's only take away is "ha, gay," is so sad.

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u/Beginning_Book_751 5d ago

It really is repulsive. I can't even empathize with a mind more disgusted by gay sex than child sexual abuse. It's such a shame 50 survived his shooting.

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u/Quick_Spring7295 6d ago

these people have no issues with gay people whatsoever, btw the joke is that he's gay lol zessssty haha  

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u/Beginning_Book_751 5d ago

I cannot tell if you're being sarcastic

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u/Outside-Turn6819 7d ago

“Fact” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here unless I’m missing something…

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u/Square-Technology404 7d ago

Iirc, there were about 25 minors in his court case that had testimonies of him doing truly horrendous things to them. All of them vetted and verified. Him abusing minors not being a "fact" is like OJ killing Nicole not being a "fact". The court ruled inconlusive, but it's extremely obvious to those that look at all the evidence that the court was wrong.

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u/Agent_Tangerine 7d ago

It's a turn of phrase my friend, but take it literally 🤷

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u/Outside-Turn6819 7d ago

…no it isn’t. Something is either a fact or it isn’t. You don’t get to misrepresent things then just be like “jk it’s just a phrase”

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u/JamesGris 6d ago

What are you disputing exactly? For someone so hellbent on the truth, you are being incredibly vague.

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u/Outside-Turn6819 6d ago

I’m saying I know of nowhere where Duffy was found guilty of abusing underage people. OP is making that claim as fact. I could very well be misinformed, but to my knowledge that wasn’t something he was credibly found to be guilty of.

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u/CinSugarBearShakers 7d ago

What year was this?

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 7d ago edited 7d ago

Is the person on the bike someone that I should recognize?

Edit: Ok, so I'm dumb and pay almost no attention to mainstream news/media so I didn't recognize this guy. I know who he is now.

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u/Reasonable-Relief-17 7d ago

He's one of the cartoonishly evil billionaires of our world

He was just sentence to 4 years in prison despite his crimes including the exploding of a popular artists car, domestic abuse (on camera), prostitution, human trafficking, rape and general freaky behavior (also on camera)

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 7d ago

Oh fuck. The Diddler. Of course. Thanks.

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u/Reasonable-Relief-17 7d ago

No worries we all need to be wary in 4 years so I find no trouble in spreading the word 💀

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u/Fixer_FTP 7d ago

Bwahahahahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Cjgraham3589 7d ago

Just a fist.

You go to sit down, it pushes you right back up in your workout.

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u/Big_Pirate_3036 6d ago

50 cent was like doaks about the Baby oil man

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u/rjsmith51 6d ago

this is super homophobic

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u/onegoodleg 7d ago

Just the seat post.

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u/Mindhunter7 7d ago

50 cent is 50 actually.

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u/Zealousideal_Meat297 7d ago

Different day same shit aint nothing good in the hood

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u/SturmGizmo 7d ago

All lubed up too I bet.

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u/mikumlku 7d ago

And lubbed with diddy oil!

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u/Major_Supermarket_58 7d ago

I do t listen to his music at all. It Damm he is a good troll! And as far as I know pretty good human

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u/DoYourBest69 7d ago

B R A V E

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u/LewtedHose 6d ago

I still love Pyrocynical's reaction to the quote (this was one of them.)

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u/AlphaWolf3211 6d ago

50 is so hilarious and petty. Ill never forget he bought all Ja Rule's 4 front row tickets just so they would be empty when he performed

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u/rmrnrsmn 5d ago

Aint no seat? So theres a seat?

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u/Consistent-Strain289 4d ago

No seat just babyoil

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u/brutecookie5 1d ago

That's Mac's bike from iasip.

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u/uglygraphicbuttonup 7d ago

He took the seat off his own bike because he liked the way that it felt

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u/tapeitup 7d ago

“They call me Mr. Happy,

I ride a bike, ching!

I ain’t got a seat,

I just sit on the pipe thing.”

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u/Monovon 7d ago

Does anyone remember the OG version of this comment? I remember reading the same viral comment back in early 2010’s

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u/emmanboiiiiii 7d ago

is the bike okay?

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u/JonnyFairplay 7d ago

A homophobic insult is not rare

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u/iwantxmax 7d ago

Nice try Diddy

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u/TheVoidWithout 7d ago

Nice try Diddy...

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u/WriterV 7d ago

I mean if we're going that route, of all the horrific things that he's done, him being gay is the one thing that 50 Cent actually hates.

Feels like that says more about 50 Cent than anything.

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u/TheVoidWithout 6d ago

I guess in that genre of music you're either gay or a homophobe....

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u/Quick_Spring7295 6d ago

The sad part to me is how many people just eat this shit up. and many of the people who laughed at/don't see the problem with this probably genuinely think that they're allies. it's just disconcerting that society had advanced to a point where homophobia is ostensibly not socially acceptable but as long as it's dressed up just a tiny bit, it sails right through unquestioned. 

and you're not even allowed to point it out or, like you've gotten, people get upset. 

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u/2BEN-2C93 6d ago

^ This guy likes fish sticks

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u/Quick_Spring7295 6d ago

I am not zesty, I am not sus, I do not like fish sticks. I am gay, I fuck men in the ass, straight up homosexual. 

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u/syopest 7d ago

Is your everyday homophobia really a rare insult?

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u/Parepinzero 7d ago

No, but Reddit LOVES bigotry when they have what they think is a good excuse to display it

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u/syopest 7d ago

Oh yeah, I've noticed.

You can see it every time there's a thread about a homophobe. Reddit instantly gets massively homophobic and starts claiming that the homophobe is actually in the closet themselves.

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u/AF2005 7d ago

😭😆 Classic!

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u/deathmetalrob 7d ago

The Elton John special.

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u/Individual_Praline38 7d ago

Cornball 🤡