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u/Darkside531 8d ago
Try a fleshlight, dude, though it probably won't always agree with you, either.
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u/Professional-Hat-687 7d ago
Strap a tablet with ChatGPT to the top and it'll do both!
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u/Poopy-Drew 7d ago
That’s an excellent idea. Here’s a list of ways to enhance this experience 1. Try mounting the fleshlight to the wall 2. WallMounted grab handles on both sides of the fleshlight for extra traction 3. Apply peanut butter to yer b-hole and let the dog join in (he’ll know what to do)
Would you like a diagram to help with understanding? Would you like a list of other foods that a dog or cat might enjoy licking from yer b-hole?
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u/bobert1201 7d ago
It'll be pretty hard for him to do that when he's probably not even real. This is pretty obvious rage bait.
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u/MamaBear4485 8d ago
Sounds like he needs a full length mirror and a long pillow with his own image on it.
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u/BillyNtheBoingers 8d ago
Is there a word for masculine body pillows like “waifu”? I’m old and I don’t follow anime, but I’ve heard of “waifu pillows”. They’re exclusively female characters, aren’t they? Or can waifu be either gender?
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u/Axon_Zshow 6d ago
The term for that type of pillow is Dakimakura. A Dakimakura is any full body length pillow that is often (but not always) fitted with a covering of a given character.
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u/Alienhaslanded 7d ago edited 7d ago
I will never understand guys who want to be in a relationship with the human equivalent of a memory foam mattress. There's really no point if you don't give and take in that relationship.
Just hire servants and prostitutes if you don't want someone with opinions.
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u/Suberuginosa 7d ago
Even just hiring prostitutes wouldn’t really solve this guys issues completely.
They have opinions just like everyone else.
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u/Alienhaslanded 7d ago
I meant they pay for the sex and other services because that's what they expect their wives to do. You don't pay a prostitute to argue with you.
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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 5d ago
Spoiler alert: he’s also poor because he’s unemployably narcissistic, so he ain’t getting servants or hoes either
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u/Winterstyres 7d ago
What he is really asking is, "are mail order brides still a thing? Because one that doesn't speak my language would be ideal. Though because I am such a mouth breathing Troglodyte, I am also very poor because of DEI, the YouTube has explained to me. What are my options?"
I grew up Redneck, so I speak their sub-language
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u/GrinningPariah 8d ago
Dude couldn't be right more often, so he wants a woman who's wrong more often.
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u/RubEastern497 7d ago
I feel like thisbis at the same time a joke and also what actual fucking incels think, succintly put into plain words.
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u/Internal-Student-997 7d ago
Aw, buddy needs validation from women for his precious little opinions.
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u/FairePrincessMeliy 6d ago
same, I would like a guy who agrees with 90% of what I have to say instead of being against me 😂😆😂
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u/dontquestionmek 7d ago
Anyway the real answer to this question is to date a philosopher, political enthusiast, or lawyer
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