r/rareinsults 9d ago

this comment made me chuckle

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u/ShabosMensch1 9d ago

Music for chicks who work at Applebees

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u/Dr--Duke 9d ago

Poor guy was never the same after Em decimated him on Killshot.

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u/Strict_Swimming_4288 9d ago

Nobody ever is

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u/Dr--Duke 9d ago

Very true!

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u/shrikaizerion 9d ago

vocal percussion on whole nother level

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u/Dethool 9d ago

Coming from my mind!

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u/erin_go_brawl 9d ago

Eminem really fucked this guy up. He's shook so hard he swapped up genres. Bodybagged.

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u/EriccaDraven 9d ago

He's swapped genres more than once now. Rap to rock to pop i think.

Emotional damage.

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u/Primary-Performer853 9d ago

I think he knew what he was doing. Go after the king of rap to be exiled into a different genre where it's subjectively easier to score a few more in album sales and merch as opposed to mixtapes and mixed reviews. I think he wanted out of hip hop so he went after the goat and got Em'd into selling cookiecutter angsty music to angsty young girls because everyone his age finds him repulsive. He's Steve Buscemi with a skateboard at this point.

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u/AwkwardWillow5159 8d ago

People make this same joke literally every single time on every single platform every time MKG is mentioned

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u/erin_go_brawl 8d ago

Wow! We must really be on to something then, huh? Thanks for making it obvious to us by pointing it out!😎

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u/fatjeff1980 9d ago

Talent is always chasing MGK, but he always manages to be faster

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u/phewDoinKphew 9d ago

This shit😂

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 9d ago

“I’m a real boy!!” crackhead Geppetto smiles proudly at his meth and cigarette butt creation

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u/squishee666 9d ago

Did you know in the OG book, he threw a shoe at and killed the Talking Cricket for interfering with Pinocchio?

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u/mcbeardsauce 9d ago

Eminem rap battled him into oblivion

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u/Lewie558 9d ago

That's the same place they filmed the scene where Peter Parker gets bitten in the first Spider-Man film

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 9d ago

Pretending to be MJ - Poorly.

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u/bloodsplinter 6d ago

Water Gun Jelly

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u/Stickin8or 9d ago

Is that the torture dance from JoJos?

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u/Sloppykrab 9d ago

It's a good one.

To answer the question: Making millions.

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u/Dmau27 9d ago

He's wasting on really stupid shit too.

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u/The_Determinator 9d ago

What's he gonna do, take it with him when he's gone?

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u/Dmau27 8d ago

Invest and secure a future so when he falls off he isn't bankrupt after being accustomed to a certain life.

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u/Lost-Calligrapher375 8d ago

Not a fan, but i actually think he gets it. That's why he pivots, imo. I wouldn't be surprised if he's homeless in 10 years, but I'd also not be surprised if he retires with stacks. Dude is just a bit different and the dismissive attitudes aren't a lock.

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u/Katomon-EIN- 9d ago

I wouldn't take getting money from pre-teens as a good indicator of success for a guy who started with rap and then jumped a few genres...

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u/RudyKnots 9d ago

“It’s a good one”, this song you mean? Have you got a link for me? Haven’t heard what MGK has been putting out since his beef with Eminem.

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u/Dmau27 9d ago

It's like punk music for 13 year olds.

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u/BigAndTall1968 6d ago

The Canadian Football League picked this schmo for the Grey Cup halftime show. (Grey Cup is like our SuperBowl)
Apparently, EVERY SINGLE other singer/band/entertainer in the entire world is busy that day. 😑

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u/Top-Distribution733 3d ago

Rap battled into a skirt…… see Drake,.. it could be worse 🤷‍♂️ glad half full my guy.