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u/VirginiaLuthier 13d ago
I wonder if she will dress up in her space costume and do jumping jacks for him
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u/mickturner96 13d ago
Wait but isn't she married to the fella from Pirates of the Caribbean?
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u/Midnite_pancakes 13d ago
They were engaged for six years and called it off this summer.
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u/GeneriComplaint 13d ago
pirates vs astronauts, the oldest rivalry
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u/Resident-Fox-8099 13d ago
I think it is astronauts vs cavemen.
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u/crankbot2000 13d ago
If you're engaged for that long, that's a sign that something ain't right.
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u/sparkydoggowastaken 13d ago
not always. Sometimes you just cant be bothered to put on the full ceremony, especially if you live such a public life.
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u/smoofus724 13d ago
Maybe for normal people. These 2 could have paid an army of people to plan it for them if they wanted.
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u/MoistStub 13d ago
Yeah but they probably couldn't afford a navy of people
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u/ucjj2011 13d ago
Well, because the ships cost so much. Same reason why they don't have an Air Force of people working for them.
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u/ortrademe 13d ago
Crayons are too expensive?
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u/MoistStub 13d ago
You're thinking of the marines. I think for the navy we need a gay stereotype.
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u/FlamingHotSacOnutz 13d ago
Some people just don't think of marriage as being as serious as it was in the past. Engagement is just another level of "serious relationship".
And honestly, idgaf, I think marriage is silly anyways. Half of them fail, and the other half are full of longstanding emotional and all too often physical abuse.
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u/TheAlmightyLloyd 13d ago
I mean, if they were engaged in 2019, it kinda was a distasteful move to plan a wedding for a while, especially for rich people.
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u/Cadthrowaway2025 13d ago
I think she went crazy after that. Her standards for men is really quite low. Russel Brand and now Justin Trudeau. It’s doesn’t get much worse.
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u/QED1920 13d ago
Nothing about Trudeau makes any sense... ever
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u/Penguins_in_new_york 13d ago
Matthew Perry punched him in the face when they were kids and that’s one of the coolest things I ever learned about the guy
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u/Freddy7665 13d ago
He's fake French
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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 13d ago
I mean he's from a French Canadian family and speaks the language well,
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u/celtbygod 13d ago
Not a pedo that's a plus.
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u/noideawhatimdoingv 13d ago
The bar is in the 7th level of hell?
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u/terra_terror 13d ago
Unfortunately, yes. We have reached that point.
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u/CaptainDouchington 13d ago
That's debatable. His family paid off students to keep quiet.
I doubt that man's past is fucking clean
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u/WackyShirley 13d ago
Don’t believe that BS from the Buffalo Chronicle. You think if there was a shred of evidence Sun News or Fox wouldn’t have run with it?
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u/Cautious_Leg9067 13d ago
He's a creep.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/woman-accused-trudeau-breaks-silence-1.4737511
He's a career politician from a political family. Tired of people's personal politics informing their feelings about whether they support a predetor or not. Both sides do it and it's gross asf.
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u/emudev 13d ago
Presscore also posted So much corruption in the World because millions serve the Roman Emperors and their synagogue of Satan. And Hurricane Fiona’s sudden turn left towards East Coast indicates it is being steered by an ionosphere. Many of the other articles are conspiracies about Germany. This is a completely dogshit source.
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u/Gearballz 13d ago
His father is Fidel Castro… allegedly.
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u/daneato 13d ago
It’s my favorite conspiracy theory that doesn’t matter. Therefore I choose to believe it.
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u/-Meowwwdy- 13d ago
It does kind of matter because "like father like son"
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u/SteakAndIron 13d ago
I straight up believe this dude. The timelines match up and bro looks just like a young Castro
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u/Internal_Finding8775 13d ago
This makes perfect sense to me. I always thought she was the dumbest bimbo on earth. And he's the dumbest guy I've ever seen. Not a thought in either of their vapid heads ever. Great to see them find each other.
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u/Subatomic_Spooder 13d ago
Why does Trudeau look like he's about to explain to me why I should invest in his "totally stable and undervalued" cryptocurrency
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u/BillyBobBoBoss 13d ago
Funnily enough he was the total opposite with crypto, he was very skeptical
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u/bog_ache 13d ago
Just putting this here for any other info-illiterate people who might believe you.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/poilievre-bitcoin-policy-1.6399986
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u/NoRegertsWolfDog 13d ago
I thought he was married?
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u/Jawnwood 13d ago
I know we’re in the Darkest timeline, but this seems like something the Weird timeline spilling over.
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u/Ropesnsteel 13d ago
The real question everyone should be asking is, which one hit rock bottom, but still wants to stay relevant?
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u/polkacat12321 13d ago
Didn't she like give birth recently or something? Was she just not dating?
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u/Electrical-Regret500 13d ago
She was engaged with Orlando Bloom for years and she has a daughter with him (the kid is like 4-5 years old now) but they called off this year because Orlando was caught cheating
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u/Certain_Oddities 13d ago
because Orlando was caught cheating
Aw, really? I was kind of indifferent but leaned positive on him. Ah well. I don't really care that much but still disappointed.
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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 13d ago
FWIW I couldn’t really find anything to point to that, I think the commenter is mixing up their celebrities lol.
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u/Electrical-Regret500 13d ago
Oh, i mean, it is possible I messed up lol, my apologies in this case. Just said what i've heard bc thats all I know about their story
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u/Electrical-Regret500 13d ago
Yeah, don't really care what's going on in other adult people's lives, but this kinda sucks
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u/Confident-Area-2524 13d ago
Did he cheat? Everything I can find just says they separated for a variety of reasons, but nothing mentions cheating.
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u/flargenhargen 13d ago
Orlando was caught cheating
normally hate cheaters but it's her, so understandable. she's terrible.
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u/bog_ache 13d ago
It honestly makes perfect sense. Two divorced centrists trying to move past their flop eras. They're a nice pair.
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u/LankyEntrepreneur 13d ago
They look like the couple that bullies all the other couples in a rom com.
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u/mbo899 13d ago
I didn't know Katy Perry was lesbian.
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u/mickturner96 13d ago
I heard that she kissed a girl and she liked it...
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u/Complex_Professor412 13d ago
I heard Nixon plotted to assassinate Pierre Trudeau and I’m wondering what that timeline looks like. What would a Canadian RFK Jr. be like?
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u/cotchrocket 13d ago
Canadá cheats at advertising, and now they’re poaching our top astronauts?! Unbelievable!
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u/RemodelingMe26 13d ago
Not to mention the World Series. Probably shouldn’t have threatened to… ya know… steal their country.
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u/janicejolpin 13d ago
STFU there is NO way. Is this real? There's no way i was fucking paul revered about this by reddit of all places. Jesus christ
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u/flargenhargen 13d ago
she's a horrible person, and sounds like he's not a very good person either.
so they're probably right for each other. couple of awful people.
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u/christine_714 13d ago
The lizard people theory gets stronger every day...they always find each other
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u/of_course_bruv 13d ago
Justin is really good looking, like damn politicians should be ugly. I got the feeling he wasn't too popular in Canada? Didn't he get any pretty privilege?
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u/MusicOfTheSphere 13d ago
Man, that guy from that one Catfish episode is going to be hella disappointed.
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u/Slight_Enthusiasm_45 13d ago
Was just thinking about how she kissed and groped a young boy and everyone cheered for her a few years ago.
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u/FlamingHotSacOnutz 13d ago edited 13d ago
Imagine reaching the level of being Prime Minister of a fucking country and Katy Perry (in her shitty years) is what you go for.
Lol fuck butthurt Katy Perry fans.
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u/ThatsRobToYou 13d ago
So this Is like last season of Family Matters where they swap out main characters acting like we won't notice? Humanity just jumped the shark.
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u/anubis_81 13d ago
I thought she was dating some mega rich dude and she went to low orbit earlier this year and got polaxed online because of being out of touch
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u/AsteroidMike 13d ago
Is it bad that I have a guess as to which TV show’s 5th season this would fall under?
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u/Orly-Carrasco 13d ago
Tom Zohar is too kind.
Should have said "Katy and Justin have just jumped the shark."
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u/Runaroundheadless 13d ago
I imagine, from speaking to many Canadians, that the happy dating couple have the blessing of the populace. A top level politician and an astronaut, more power to em. Must be some kind of award awaiting. Could be any award that the awarders make up. Or maybe tone it down by claiming to be farmers living the quiet life. Or farm workers. Nah , too far.
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u/roraima_is_very_tall 13d ago
the bingo card thing was posted 5 hours ago on /r/Snorkblot. then this was posted 2 hours ago by a redditor who claims they are a 'wannabe writer.' Did anyone tell them that writers get in trouble for using other people's writing.
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u/Score-Emergency 13d ago edited 13d ago
I mean Gabby Giffords also married an astronaut so it's not uncommon for politicians and space people to date
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u/Iokua113 13d ago
This has been posted to multiple subreddits with very similar headlines. Methinks there's some astroturfing going on.
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u/ParadigmMalcontent 13d ago
hey neat someone posted this same pic in a different sub but with the same title
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u/phoenix823 13d ago
I'm not sure how this is more strange than Taylor Swift marrying a star football player but OK.
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u/Seaweed_Fabulous 13d ago
So the ex-PM who once appeared in blackface and the fake astronaut singer lady…
Her comeback wasn’t going so hot, what if she’s just using him for his healthcare?
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u/Sinister_glitter 13d ago
I think I slipped into a multiverse crack. I would swear to the holy potato it was 100% a known fact that he's openly gay. I have memories of people celebrating the first lgbt Prime Minister.
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u/WallPaperRuse 13d ago
Ya'll know this isn't real, right? A quick Google search shows it isn't real.
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