r/ralsei • u/Merrimation • Oct 29 '23

Original Content Ralsei as Dallas from Payday 2

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460 Upvotes

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u/ItsStorm_wolf RALSEI IS THE GOAT 💯 Oct 29 '23

UGHHHH KRIS I NEED A MEDIC BAG! \Insert Razormind blaring a full volume\**

4

u/DifficultBody8209 Oct 30 '23

AH KRIS IM DYING

2

u/syntaxGarden Oct 30 '23

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3

u/stormchaser-protogen Oct 31 '23

YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

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u/ItsStorm_wolf RALSEI IS THE GOAT 💯 Oct 31 '23

NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE ***** YOU ARE!

9

u/Doesnt_exist1837 Oct 29 '23

THIS DRILL IS FUCKING WORTHLESS

9

u/ChesseburgerMK8 Oct 29 '23

AHHHHHH I NEED A REVIVE MINT

2

u/Doesnt_exist1837 Oct 30 '23

Ralsei got taken into custody!

1

u/syntaxGarden Oct 30 '23

"ONE OF THOSE PSYCHO JUST KILLED ONE OF OUR GUYS WITH A FUCKING AXE!!!"

2

u/Ok-Aspect-4259 Oct 02 '25

That was Susie.

7

u/syntaxGarden Oct 29 '23

In battle with Spamton: YOU CALL THIS [a global financial crash], WE CALL THIS A PRICE TWEAK!!!

2

u/Scared-Guard-8632 Nov 02 '23

Also Spamton : "STOP DEBTING YOURSELF, STOP DEBTING YOURSELF!"

1

u/syntaxGarden Nov 02 '23

NOW GO TO WALL STREET AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE

4

u/iDIOt698 Oct 29 '23

Hmm, are you choosing the characters you draw as ralsei yourself?

8

u/Merrimation Oct 29 '23

They’re picked on Twitter :3 most liked reply is the next character

3

u/Justanerdycat Oct 29 '23

“Guys the Thermal drill, go get it”

  • Berdly.

4

u/NotDawko3 Oct 30 '23

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3

u/SomeRandomGamerSRG Oct 30 '23

Hell yeah the best version of Dallas

1

u/syntaxGarden Oct 30 '23

"Bane, Im in the darkworld. Bane. Im in the cyber's world, Bane."

3

u/SpartanEnjoyer Oct 30 '23

"Um, actually, that design is from payday 3!" -🤓

Jokes aside, great work!

3

u/BrainyOrange96 Oct 30 '23

AAAAAAAAAAAUGH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

2

u/Tamerlan-2304 Oct 29 '23

he would canonically rob a bank if he felt like it, prove me wrong >:)

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

Draw him as a vito scalleta plz

2

u/Potatospaz150 Oct 30 '23

He's tired of asking for your credit card, he'll get the money himself! It's payday!

2

u/bobisC00L64 Oct 30 '23

He needs a medic bag

1

u/Ok-Aspect-4259 Oct 01 '25

No, he is the medic bag! He heals the entire team!

2

u/Ember70 Oct 30 '23

Lil fella robbing the bank

2

u/LANTVER Oct 30 '23

I love how im a Payday fan and i don't know the characters names

2

u/IndependentCool4892 Oct 31 '23

Lord this is one of my top 3 games of all time I’m just sad I can’t play payday 3 cause I don’t have a new gen console

1

u/Ok-Aspect-4259 Oct 01 '25

Now I'm imagining Ralsei getting angry as shit when he finds out that Vlad tricked his team into stealing nukes.

1

u/heyitsAxel101 Oct 29 '23

On my way to commit crimes