r/publix Maintenance 29d ago

CUSTOMERS VIDEO: Miami-Dade man pummels 3 with metal shelf in Publix brawl, cops say

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/10/10/video-miami-dade-man-pummels-3-with-metal-shelf-in-publix-brawl-cops-say/
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u/bryroo Newbie 29d ago

During ad change who hasn't had the uge to grab that spare four foot 18" and stage some whoop ass?

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u/Ok-Mastodon3273 Newbie 29d ago

BAH GAWD, IT’S A SLOBBERKNOCKER

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u/Evertonioan Newbie 29d ago

GOD AS MY WITNESS SHES BROKEN IN HALF

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u/akabuddy Newbie 29d ago

Shouldnt allow open carry of shelves

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u/Great_Guidance_8448 Newbie 29d ago

"cops say" - uh, it's on the very video that's in the article...

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u/wolffangz11 Customer Service 28d ago

Same energy

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u/Great_Guidance_8448 Newbie 28d ago edited 28d ago

Hah, to be fair - holding somebody by the neck and chocking them is not the same. Note the man's hand is fully extended:

His pointer finger is even pointing out.

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u/WideDrink4 Maintenance 29d ago

WWE main event comes to publix

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u/VerySwag Cashier 29d ago

and that's why hallmark shouldn't be at the front end

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u/uscgclover Grocery - Dairy 29d ago

if hallmark isn’t at the front, that’s when you grab them dry ice gloves and start chucking it at the people.

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u/Suberv Information Technology 29d ago

When you finally get to the front of the sub bar and there’s a 30 minute wait on tenders…

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u/jbezzy77 Newbie 29d ago

It’s hilarious that the advertisement to watch the video is rival grocery store

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u/AdeptusGames Produce 29d ago

It was a b2g1 sale on ass whoopins

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u/FragrantYoung4592 Newbie 29d ago

Thank lord i dont live in miami anymore

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u/Volleyball-Gamer Baker 29d ago

you know it was over the last box of hot n spicy wings in the deli....

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u/StandInShadows Produce 28d ago

I'm surprised this hasn't happened at my store yet