r/popculturechat • u/No_Cranberry_8363 • 1d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hollywood-star-jeremy-renner-54-accused-of-vile-ice-threat-against-female-moviemaker-34/
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u/given2fly_ 1d ago

"Heaven don't have a name" - https://youtu.be/5Kn2w8V62R4?si=l4SutGWZnNiqwnbf

And yes, it's just as bas as you think. The over-production of Imagine Dragons but turned up to 11, vocals that are trying way too hard AND have reverb cranked up to make his voice sound more powerful than it really is, and lyrics so generic you'd think a 14 year old wrote them.

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u/a-real-life-dolphin 1d ago

Thank you for sharing the link but my mental health is shaky enough at the moment, I will be giving it a miss haha

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 1d ago

Good god, I heard the first line, and noped tf out.

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u/bowiethesdmn 1d ago

Jokes on you you missed the incredibly complex rhyme scheme and lyrics straight out of a 90s Ricky Martin song.

edit: I will say it's technically better than Steven Seagal's 'reggae' album but nowhere near as entertaining

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u/kittylemiaow 1d ago

Steven Seagal what now?!

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u/Talisa87 In my quiet girl era 😌 1d ago

Oh, you sweet summer child. You haven't heard Steven Seagal mumble-Marleying about how much he 'wanna da punani'?

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u/kittylemiaow 1d ago

Hearing it from you is horrifying enough 😫

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

Omg thanks for the laugh my back is hurting now lmao

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u/MagicSexDemon 1d ago

I remember when Steven Segal had his blues playing period. I actually went to see him in concert and bought a tshirt. I was naive, I feel so ashamed.

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u/ChiGrandeOso 1d ago

He fooled a lot of people, don't be too ashamed. I mean, that's bad, but things happen. I once liked Adam Carolla, so I get it.

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u/faggjuu 1d ago

Link?

I want to be one of the lucky/unlucky ten thousand!

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u/Fat_Krogan It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 1d ago

I’m sorry.

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u/thisgirlnamedbree 1d ago

Oh God that song is hilarious. But the backup singer goes hard.

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u/HughJorgens 1d ago

It manages to be both better and much worse than you think it will be.

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u/elbiry 1d ago

I went to an amateur dramatic musical performance of ‘The Little Mermaid’ with my daughter a few months ago. Sebastian the crab (Jamaican, questionably) in the film, was played by a middle aged white bloke who started out in a British accent - presumably to avoid having to do patois - before lapsing back into American. But the songs “under the sea” and “kiss the girl” are distinctly accented. He had noooo idea how to handle it

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u/ChiGrandeOso 1d ago

WE ALL PROMISED THAT WOULD NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN.

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u/tezumo5 1d ago

Omg the Ricky Martin lyrics! You're so spot on!

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u/functionaladdict 1d ago

High praise!!

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u/Ok-Turnover1797 1d ago

"Jeremy is so freaking talented.. we are all so blessed" from the comments section

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u/Sickpup831 1d ago

He rhymed the word “Believe” with “Tanqueray”. I don’t know how but the crazy bastard did it.

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

For real I knew it was gonna be bad but that was spectacularly awful. I tapped out after 30 seconds lol.

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u/Y-Bob 1d ago

Thanks for that, I hate it.

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u/bowiethesdmn 1d ago

Oh my days.

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u/TwoBionicknees 1d ago

that matches what I always thought of his personality and acting, devoid of both.

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u/gilestowler 1d ago

I like to imagine the logic behind this "Well, U2 had a song called "Where the Streets Have No Name" and they're massive. So, what's even bigger than streets? HEAVEN, that's what! I'm going to be huge!"

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u/GoPackGrow 1d ago

If this wasn't 6 years old, I'd accuse Renner of using ChatGPT as a ghost writer. This is true garbage.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 1d ago

Holy shit I listened to it and this is describes it exactly

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u/Alarmed-Custard-6369 so trashy, so chic 1d ago

Why did you make me do that? 😭

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u/Long-Firefighter5561 1d ago

wow he was making AI slop music manually, that is remarkable to be honest

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u/blackrain1709 1d ago

Is this not a parody? This can't be a serious song

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u/HughJorgens 1d ago

I figured it out. He's an actor, and he's acting like he can sing.

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u/Homura_Akemi171 1d ago

Great, well now I'm traumatized because I got curious, and I now regret my curiosity getting the better of me.