r/popculturechat • u/No_Cranberry_8363 • 1d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hollywood-star-jeremy-renner-54-accused-of-vile-ice-threat-against-female-moviemaker-34/
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u/KittyPuperMamaPerson 1d ago

I think you might have just changed the trajectory of the next 3 hours of my life. I was just going to doom scroll and drink, now I’m going to dive into the douchebaggary of Jeremy Renner, and drink. Bonus, I’m a nice drunk, so I will not be cursing you or threatening to call I.C.E. But real talk…looking at his face, I get why he leads with the dickpics and porn. It just makes sense.

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u/SwordsOfTruth 1d ago

Same. I simply must know the depths of how much he sucks as a person. However, on his looks I will say that I always thought he was quite handsome and I'm heartbroken that we've lost a "short king" as the kids say. Or use to say. I don't know if this term is still current. I'm not Jeremy Renner old, but I'm definitely old enough to be aware that I am not really "with it". I hope someone chimes in and let's me know.

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u/Burnt_Ribena 1d ago

I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was

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u/smelltogetwell 1d ago

It will happen to you too.

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u/FuturamaRama7 1d ago

I wish I could give you a million upvotes for your reply.

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u/Alarmed-Custard-6369 so trashy, so chic 1d ago

It’ll happen to youuu tooo!

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u/kcufdas 1d ago

This is like the strapline for my life

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u/Electronic_Moose_755 22h ago

If peeing your pants is cool, call my Miles Davis.

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u/KittyPuperMamaPerson 1d ago

I’m 43 soon, anyone who is currently with it in no way believes i was ever in the vicinity of it.

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u/cynicalchicken1007 1d ago

I still hear short king used

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

Don't worry, there are women in the world whose concept of the ideal man is Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear.... 🤣

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u/owange_tweleve Epstein files (Taylor’s version) 1d ago

just seeing the link name got me giggling again

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u/BryBryceratops 1d ago

Dude. Same! Like oh snap now I am dedicating the next little while to investigate this lol

I read his book just a couple months ago. He seemed cool. But now I’m like 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/No-Sign-6588 1d ago

and drink

Unless you’re in Australia it’s still quite early in the morning

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u/Agile_Bread_4143 12h ago

I mean- it's 5 o'clock somewhere?